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30. 🌈 . obsessed with fashion, nerdiness, & pop culture. gym rat. visual artist. overworked sys admin. a walking fun fact

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8 months
@AmandaSuspended why is it always the ones w/ yt moms who end up high strung.
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@shortee_b
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@AmandaSuspended and what does OUR issues w/ addressing mental heath matters gotta do with YOU getting in your feelings bc 3rd gen American Black ppl on twitter wanna have a lil laugh for 29/365 days?
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@shortee_b
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@OhYeahItsG @godesosax 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 lmaooooo corny humor is 1000% right up my alley
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@shortee_b
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@thegirlyouenvyy ...this turned me straight.
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@shortee_b
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@oocsitcoms the only entity with a million and one personas 👏🏾
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@shortee_b
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3 years
@shauxnough @velvetcaviiiar 😹😹😹😹😹 im tryin so hard not to scream-laugh in this office!! the shadiness of some of those looks is just LIFE GIVING 😹
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@shortee_b
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4 years
@blaksyn @k_illua INSTANTLY made me think of this gem🤣 but fr, good luck on getting tested & welcome to the club! (and seriously, get evaluated twice if you need to cuz some drs are absolute SHIT at evals)
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@AjentVee @yamsnmac She wanted her wrecking ball moment BAD! 😆😆
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@ColonizedLocal Cardi’s openly bisexual.
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@shortee_b
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@ycove My forever boo Megan Fox is making the news for being hot as always and chunky Steve Maddens are BACK! Time is just a flat circle. 😩🤣
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3 years
@naanking 😫😂😂😂 aint NUNAYALL understandin the assignment! why is everyone suggesting sister wife, 40yr-old-suburban-white-mom, unflattering dresses??? i wanna find looks that are lightweight, maxi, & flattering for my petite body & larger than av. chest.
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@shortee_b
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@Rajantis_ im tryna win an easy 30k, so gon’ and pass me that hypnotiq
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@shortee_b
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4 years
@davidmackau @HouseofSedgeNB to be fair, she’s literally just a figurehead. who we really need to be askin about is ‘the firm’/‘the institution’. who tf are they individually???
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@shortee_b
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@TheBaddestMitch She and Rob from Ridiculousness musta saw the same MTV exec do somethin completely fucked. It’s the only explanation at this point
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@shortee_b
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@saint_audrey @stoogemyh show the posts! bc the shock, disbelief, and red from laughter faces are WILD 😩
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@shortee_b
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@slightwright the real me is a Southern girl with her Levis on and an open heart. wish i could save the world, like I was Supergirl. the real me used to laugh all night, lyin in the grass just talkin ‘bout love. But lately I been jaded, life got so complicated 12 & 31 yr old me: 🥲👏🏾😩🥹❤️
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8 months
@shaTIRED the chills. THIS is cinema 😭🫰🏾
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1 year
@BlvkDivmonds DOMAIN EXPANSION is right
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@shortee_b
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4 years
@BABYBENOIT @Natural_OneDurr oh shit! forreal??? 😮😮 oh the REAL fake bitch is Quavo’s sis
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@shortee_b
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3 years
@BlondieBandz real hot girl shit 💅🏾
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3 years
@C192X22 it wasnt an extramarital affair and neither she nor will were the one who shared it with the public.
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@deanuyasha i hate men like you with a burning passion. SHUT THE FUCK UP! LADIES ENJOYING THEIR OWN COMPANY IS NOT FOR MALE CONSUMPTION OR APPROVAL!!!!!!! Go play with rocks or hit your friend who’s not really your friend with sticks or whatever it is loser males do! SIT, BOY!
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1 year
@SheIsAnon__ @moneyymaya (1/2) since this event and many others involving racism towards Serena in the tennis world, the powers that be w/in the tennis world have taken many many measures to promote & develop players of color, especially young girls. Hence why we have Naomi, Madison, Sloane, Coco,
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3 years
@cari_mclellan @lareinanegraa imma need yall to stop spying on me 😂😂
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4 months
@PageSix Her and Drake irritate me so much.. buying historical pieces just for the kick of it UGH!
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8 months
@slightwright and you’ll have to pry ‘em (and the other 300+ others) outta my dead gay hands 🥹
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1 year
@profitwithant do you mean this new trend of people doing whatever works for them in their relationship, a relationship between them and them only, a relationship in which no one else outside of the relationship has a say instead of what society wants them to do?
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3 years
@ar_wise @moneyymaya Mary Mary said take the shackles off and his ass put ‘em right back on
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4 years
@jestom 💀 the way he’s goin IN on that mega diva cup
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@GAFollowers They’re lying to you! Traffic is horrible, crime is like we’re living in Gotham, and all we have to eat is hogmaw and pigeon lemon pepper wings!
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3 years
@Return2Mars that is NOT a fupa! you jus wanted compliments 🙄🙄
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3 years
@C192X22 You obviously don’t know about the situation in its entirety and I’m not going to explain it to you. Have fun being a troll
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@himbo_chico omg this!! i love when i can turn my brain off and depend on my partner to take care of things. a heavy turn on & SUCH a continual romantic gesture that shows our trust in each other
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@bbypiscesmoon Of course Drake’s culturally & behaviourally WHITE! He was raised & socialized by a WHITE JEWISH MOTHER in CANADA. Idk why yall thought he was Black in the first place. Being culturally Black & having a sprinkle of phenotypically Black features are two COMPLETELY different things
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@JameeChanel @raylevant You know the other shit would say ‘Coloreds Only’, right???? 🙄
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1 year
@MissEvaStyles @TheCourtKim and ms piano lady next, please. 13 yr old me neeeeeds that validation
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3 years
@Niesha_Daddy ‘where’ and ‘wear’ are whippin your ass left and right. maybe you should focus on why you’re an adult and still fuckin up simple spelling instead of callin children hoes.
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@XavierDLeau she’s a classic example of people who haven’t had calm, peace, goodness, simple joys, and above all, love in their lives.
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@JLo What a..creative way to announce you have ‘yes’ women instead of friends.
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3 years
@jayuhs not uniqua 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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3 years
@cravemedia_ im losing my mind. TIME TRULY IS a flat circle
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4 years
THIS is what we expected a live action Winx to look like, not Riverdale meets the bargain bin of a 70s thrift store
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@SoulKingLives i think K Dot’s got it but we need el to step in the booth for a verse or two to make sure
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4 years
@venusflights @NegroSoulstice *they’re! in what way would ‘their’ even WORK for that sentence 😑goddamn ‘their’, ‘there’, and ‘they’re’ violently DRAGS yalls asses back and forth down pothole covered back streets everyday on this app!! 😫😫😫
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4 months
@semtexfarmhand_ thank you to the person who posted it! this took me TF OUT!!! 😂
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3 years
@issavisual 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 LOG OFF! NOW! “they called me 😭 a white man’s whore”
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@LilYujiVert @kamikorinaa @MetroBoomin I’m team spoil it for him! But then he’d probably sic his toxic fans after you again 🙄🙄
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10 months
@HXRLEEN_V10 that first shot tho?? 🤣🤣🤣 this whole thing made me scream-laugh.
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3 years
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7 months
@AIEdgeLord and where is she supposed to get capital to start & maintain a new business?
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2 years
@21metgala it’s very much giving
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@brian2grimey lord jesus, that flashback hit hard 😩😩😩
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4 years
@shecallsmezaddy @4_velle the mating call did it for me 🤣🤣🤣 i love ppl who can laugh at themselves 😆
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@Dr_Heavenly He hasn’t been sentenced..so how would he have a PO if he hasn’t been sentenced? ya’ll’ll really believe anything if it’s in bold text 🙄🙄
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@VaughnFry @DonCorleANN that’s not how it happened at all. Future and Ciara were engaged, she was pregnant with their child, and he cheated. You obviously don’t know anything about the situation so it’s extremely gross to use that a vehicle for your deeply rooted misogyny
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@remotectrlz no way! really?? younger me figured she didnt have braids or some other easily identifiable 80s or 90s Black girl hairstyle so I assumed she was Indian.
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8 months
@Tropixsofficial Quickly! Where’s this so-called ‘power’?
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3 years
@gatx_negrx just give me another stimmy cuz ion care. outside’s gettin too expensive anyway
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3 years
@SwagonballP LMAOOOO the woman from Harlem was hilaaaaaarious 😂😂😂😂 what show/movie is the first woman from?
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@leahfrombklyn @praxispapi OMFG and this is where ive wanted to live for the past 3 years!!! like i was gonna do a tour there later this month!!! that’s shiesty af; how are they actually adding insult to injury on those tenants like that?! Can someone please help them?
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3 years
@broadwaytail Fuck a label, I’m an experience.
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9 months
@bahnsiojo I think of this every time her posts come on my timeline. It’s 100% disgraceful that they’ve collectively allowed it to go on for this long.
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@Krastafilakou being taught financial literacy from a very early age, 2nd to 3rd generational wealth, setting us up for great credit scores starting at age 16 17 or 18, stock portfolios at a young age, networking within social strata are all ways rich/wealthy parents provide said independence
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2 years
@hubbabubbabubs @keyon now THAT would be fucking hilarious talk about a 2 for 1 special 😂😂😂😂 he been waitin his whoooole life & then -boom- ends up right in the fiery pit w/ Hitler, his mom, Reagan, and all the other war criminals
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@diorgyuu Mother’s daughters are serving such cunty looks *dabs tears* she’d be so proud
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@gwenisonline had me like ‘hol up, wait a minute’ when i missed a week & realized why i felt sad & grouchy
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8 months
@stillnaima i haaaate it. i’d rather stay in bed for 2 weeks straight, knock out some small knitting projects & read as many books as i can
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@Swtchlikefagz ...weird ass. my mom and her friends have been members of the national black ski club since the mid 1970s. there’re PLENTY of affluent Black people who regularly vacation in Aspen.
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1 year
@Azandamashenge @babydalite then he needs to step up his earning potential or stop calling himself ‘traditional’.a traditional, patriarchal man PROVIDES for his family in any way the family needs: car, food, clothes, house, bills, fills up the car w/ gas, etc etc. If you aint doin that, then u aint trad. 🤷🏾‍♀️
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4 years
@brokebackboys Pixar’s almost always made their women with figures like this. Same with a lot of 90s shows on Cartoon Network.
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4 years
@bestsapphics Heda? Is that you??
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3 years
@afeeleys Yeeeees! All the cute shit from the 90s and 2000s is back in rotation & I can finally live out my dreams of being a 2000s pop/r&b princess 😻😻
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and the fact that you’re a black woman saying this? It’s absolutely shameful.
@ByeFlawl3ss
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Well.
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@JamesMurphy this is EXACTLY my level of pettiness (and why im glad it’s rarely released) 😆
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3 years
@muy_loca_bella 👑 Queen shit — I did my 2016 senior linguistics thesis on her and this subject too!
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3 years
@KeriHilson see this why you 11 years into an imaginary ‘feud’ with Beyonce.
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10 months
@SteveMerkle9 if nothing else, Laura and Robert de Niro are cut from the EXACT same cloth 😆
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1 year
@SheIsAnon__ Ah, got it! Well, I’m not gonna hold my breath waiting for racists to apologize, recognize our greatness, or afford us the grace that were owed as humans. It’s demeaning as hell that they expect us to be docile and perform when and where are they say, but 🤷🏾‍♀️ We here & thriving
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1 year
@JideAkintunde1 this person is talking about the serious matter of listening to one’s child and you’re on here playing games and being a troll. fuck you in every conceivable way. you would’ve been better off as a cum stain in ya daddy’s boxers.
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@aprettyPR deadass — ppl who’re confident dont feel the need to disparage others bc they realize we’re all on our own journey & that no one else can possibly take away your shine/your determination/your essence.
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1 year
@NEECHIEBEATZ You think other countries haven’t have this happen?? SMH, you should put that $8/month to better use & subscribe to an online world news paper
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8 months
@anactualwalnut LOL this sounds like the POV of someone walking in during the middle of Dennis, Mack, & Charlie coming up with another insane scheme
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1 year
@CoolKiddLEE making AND eatin ‘em
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@JarensGroove @SupernovaMomma Kendrick is such an artist 😍😍😍 the EFFORT!!! THE LEVELS!!! He’s been preppin this meal for a MINUTE
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10 months
@taureandoll uhhh. you’re weird. point blank period. maybe YOU had a parent who made all of your life things circle back to them, but that’s still no reason for you to spew all your ‘analysis’ onto a mother who you 1) do not know and 2) didn’t ask for your weird completely unnecessary opinion
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2 years
@honkalicious_ @YouDaWrist @aizpokka and i would literally pay to see that!! d list celebrity death maaaaatch
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4 years
After that application process/time? Shit that’s be on ALLL day — I’d be doin errands, laundry, EVERYTHING w a bedazzled face.
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a casual day in vialsland 💅🏻✨
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3 years
@broadwaytail Sis??! What’d you get? Cuz I aint EVER had a bad experience there.
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4 years
@OMGItsKhairy_ Ooor we could talk about how yt and latina women have done the same thing for arguably a longer time but rich bm are 100% fine w/ that situation. Ooor how these rich bm could buy condoms or fuck with better discernment. Ooor how the onus is always put on bw for bm‘s choices
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4 years
@blkgirllostkeys Drowning in debt due to coronavirus & praying I get a call back & interview next week b/c I Cannot survive past it. If anyone reading this can donate ($beefsquatchh), even just $10, that’d be a blessing.
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2 years
@HbcuAnime lol wait til you realize Ichi’s from one of THE esteemed soul reaper clans & that his dad was Rangiku and Toshiro’s captain AAAAND that of course, Lt. Kaien Shiba, Kūkaku, and Ganju are Ichi’s cousins.
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28 days
@stilloverjustin thats a reeeal judgy side eye for someone who doesnt pay bills 😂😂
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11 months
@Jani__Gee @JahelisWasHere which really speak VOLUMES about his character. he was there to witness her go thru maaaaany painful moments, tearful nights, numb episodes, and not only does he cheat but he makes a song about the cheating reference and not anything else mentioned in Cobra??? he’s IS a mf SNAKE
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