Short Fictions
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The only good band in the world || Booking: Samuel.treber @gmail .com
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Our new album “Oblivion Will Own Me and Death Alone Will Love Me (Void Filler)” is streaming everywhere now! Thank you all😊❤️
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I’m always surprised and a little jealous when I find out that someone has good taste in music because their parents have good taste in music and not just because they were a weird little freak with internet access in highschool
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Shoegaze this, shoegaze that. Why don’t shoe go gaze at a job application 😒
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The two members of this band that don’t ever smoke weed accidentally drank a thc lemonade right before our set
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What if instead of sleepytime tea it was sloppytime tea and it gave u a bonner?
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The best DIY bands these days are seeing forward mobility and touring with nationally recognized acts smh. Whatever happened to releasing one album, playing a blowout gig at the biggest VFW in your town, breaking up, and dying a legend?
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If Hum can take a 22 year hiatus and still be the most talked about band in 2020, your band should be cool to take a year off from touring lol
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If your sound person belittles the women in our band we will steal stuff from your venue, thems the rules
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Twitter is busted
Reddit is busted
Facebook is run through
Hate to say it but it might be time to go outside
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My biggest one is that bands should have more influences than just other popular, contemporary indie rock bands. Like if all you listen to is twinkle emo bands you’re gonna shlep out a record that sounds exactly like everything else I’ve ever heard in the past fifteen years
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In the Algernon pit realizing I don’t know a single word to these songs
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Harmonized guitar melodies are bar none the coolest thing you can do in rock music
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WE’VE SIGNED WITH
@laurenrecords
NEW SONG “DON’T START A BAND” STREAMING NOW🙌 CAN I GET A RETWEET??
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Your unvaccinated fidlar-worship band truly does not need to play diy spaces. Take your dumb ass down to the Hard Rock Cafe, you’re gonna love it
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I’m the person that I am today bc I was able attend house shows when I young teen. I’m fortunate enough that the venue I was going to at that time was edge and operated by genuinely kind hearted people and though I wouldn’t necessarily lobby for young kids to check out 1/
All ages house venues should really be 18+. That should be a given
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Just made the most important purchase of my young life
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Last night someone bought a record for every person in line at our merch table because they wanted other people to be able to hear our music. That’s one of the coolest things that’s ever happened to us 🥺
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LOL idk how we missed this but we are on fucking Rolling Stone
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I’ll be honest I found a bag of weed while we were loading out last night I yoinked it I’m sorry/thank you if it was yours what strain is this I’m dying rn
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in the last 3 years, our band has spent $0 on PR, $0 on a booking agent, and we have always printed our own merch. basically what i’m saying is that you can do whatever you want and flourish at it as long as you have the drive and work with ppl who push you to do work harder
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Athens Ohio is the friendliest city I’ve ever visited straight up
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This is so knit-picky who the hell cares. You could literally tell people you’re IN my band for all I care
stop saying you’re working FOR a band if you just have a working pass / work for the venue / photo pass / etc bc it’s embarrassing and also not the truth
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My Washington Post-reading parents asked me today if I had heard of We Are The Union
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Has anyone orchestrated a Third Eye Blind s/t (1997) full album cover comp yet? And if no, who would want to contribute??
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Thinking about the $768,000,000,000 defense budget today as I talk myself out of spending $5 on a hotdog
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We’re doing this upcoming tour as a six piece including glockenspiel which is something we basically never get to do. This is the version of Short Fictions that exists in my head. The platonic ideal of Short Fictions. Def don’t wanna miss it if you get the chance
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Locals are more than welcome
@in
our green room but be forewarned that my ass is probably jerkin off in there
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Last night we said merch was pay what you want and an overwhelming amount of people paid more than our original asking prices, best fans in the world
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New song Heather is on streaming today Our upcoming record, Every Moment of Everyday, will be out June 10!! Preorders are available now via Lauren Records!! Link is in our bio❤️
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My grandma passed on earlier this week and my dad just revealed that he’s been taking selfies on her computer everytime we’ve visited for - by his estimate - “over a decade”. Dudes rock.
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been waiting like a year and a half to do this:
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It was an honor to tour with Gami right after this record came out. That tour literally changed my life personally and our life as a band, cannot believe that was four whole years ago. Much love to Ryland & Pat forever ❤️
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Slipknot should be heralded as one of the best, most innovative metal acts of the early 2000s. Sadly, to many, they are simply Funny Costume Band. Tragic.
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👏 Don’t say you love math rock if you don’t know this classic album 👏
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The first ever thursday-only tour
Conor Oberst announced his bi-coastal 'Conor Oberst and Friends' residency for 2024
READ MORE ➡️
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Tune into Audiotree this Thursday afternoon to see our live session :) What songs do you wanna hear us play?
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We’re opening for
@LosCampesinos
on the east coast leg of their tour this June. This is a band that we’ve loved and admired long before Short Fictions was even a twinkle in my eye. Stoked, honored, and ready to rock🤘
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Been keeping this a big ole secret for a minute :) Gami x SF in Japan
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ok not tryna be horny on the tl, but who tryna tour in 2020
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And is this new Green Day album that’s actually kinda good in the room with us now?
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Has anybody said “rider I hardly even know her” yet?
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Not bad at all for a band that hasn’t released music in two years🤙
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*Tigers Jaw guy getting left on read*
🎶Reply to me! Like you used to 🎶
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“You miss 100% percent of the shots you don’t take”
- Wayne Gretzky
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Don’t waste your money on an nft of our music! 🙅🏻♂️
I will be minting a jpeg of my urethra later this month (rarer, more valuable)
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Those who harbor disdain for the homeless go straight to hell
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The Big One😳 Who’re we gonna see out there?? Lemme know ❤️🙌
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THE 75 BEST RELEASES OF 2020 + THE ALT MUSIC AWARDS!
Our favorite records and our winners for Album of the Year, Best Debut, Most Underrated, and Best Non-LP!
Take the time to listen to each of our picks, and we guarantee you'll find new music you love.
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If they’re playing Dead Kennedys at the bar you know the venue gonna smell like pee
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Happy 1st birthday Fates Worse Than Death! Though we’re still a really small band in the grand scheme of things, this album took us to heights I wasn’t sure were achievable. Forever grateful for it, and for y’all’s support. Gonna stick some Fates Fun Facts (FFFs) in the comments
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When the touring band crashes at your house and doesn’t leave you a silly little goodbye note in the morning it’s like…I thought we had something special turns out I was just another notch in your cot-post 😭
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Had a potential buyer look at our van the other day and I explained that it was our tour van. He asked if we have CDs, I said “yes, and records”. He said only yuppy assholes buy records 🫤
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🎶On the road again🎶 We’re touring to FEST 19 (and ✨more✨) this October!! Got some shows with Militarie Gun, Prospective a Lovely Hand to Hold, and The Winter Passing as well🙌 See yinz there??😊
Ticket links in bio📱
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If you think it’s hot now wait’ll you go to hell for supporting the nation of israel while they enact a genocide
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I feel like 60% of our success as band comes from the fact that we’re fun to hang out with and we’ve made lifelong friends over our years of touring. Shout out to our friends
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House show in Akron where they had us play last of 6 bands, it was 1am and I was like 10 beers deep by the time we played and I decided to punish the house by playing very loudly (dumb) and then afterwards I cried in the trunk of our mini van until I fell asleep
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bruh ur band was on warped tour in 2014 and you’re an incel. that doesnt sound like success to me🤭
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Theres no point in trying to chase popular trends in music; by the time you’ve written recorded and released a song that emulates whatever X popular band is doing, that style is almost certainly already dead in the water. just be yourself and hope that it resonates w others
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Album drops one week from today. Lemme get a “very cool” in the chat
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There isn’t a single sound guy in the world that believes me when I say our vocals don’t have to be at the forefront of the mix
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You’re not a monster if you do cocaine. No one deserves to get their shit stomped excepting politicians and landlords. Get your stuff tested though
#MacMiller
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Hey we’re NOT playing in Medford tn but Gami still is. F to pay respects
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I have brain rot from smoking weed out of a tire pressure gauge when I was 14 so when you see me at the gig you gotta talk to me like I have dementia and you’re reminding me that you’re my son
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I was grocery shopping in the absolute suburbs today and saw a guy in a Snowing shirt buying beer
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Everyone is talking behind your back about how your set was too long
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would y’all be mad if we announced our longest and most ambitious tour with our best buds on monday?
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Rating all our moms
My mom: super driven shreds the viola 10/10
Nicks mom: smokes weed & gives me beer and pie every time I come over 10/10
Ryan’s mom: let’s us record in her house 10/10
Alex Martin’s mom: stone cold fox 10/10
Alex B’s mom: kinda hot but very catholic 9/10
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When I showed Ryan the mixes for the 7” he said “this sounds nice, who drummed on it?” I said you did, dumbass
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Idk guys, one of my favorite aspects of Twitter is that my mom doesn’t know how to use it. How can I comfortably talk about jerking off and/or killing myself on an app that’s linked to Instagram??
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We have a few more songs coming out tomorrow I think. For the skramz headz
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Happy sixth birthday to this one. Everyone that recorded on this record has vanished from my life lol
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Heartbreaking to think that counter cultural publications are doomed to be monopolized by big business just like all other facets of art and culture under capitalism. My hope is that us freaks continue to dig deep to discover and boost artists that we love
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2020 is off to a pretty good start if you ask me😳
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131 of you are getting into heaven. The rest of you? Prison.
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