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Hahhaha some fella replied to me story OF ME IN THE AIRPORT and goes “what has ya up at this hour 😉” obviously me holiday ye freak
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asked some little yupa did he want a bag for his after shave like and he goes “depends on what type of bag if yeno what I mean” alright calm down el chapo get out me face
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@shm97x
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No but sorry why is it so annoying when someone’s in the kitchen the same time as you ?
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I think of nandos 24/7
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Petition for barbers to start tagging there clients
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@shm97x
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Oh no who put that there 🤪
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If you’re a bird who drinks pints don’t try text me ever
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@shm97x
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Slut for pasta
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@shm97x
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Having someone who puts in every bit of effort to see you even when they are busy is the best feeling in the world
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@shm97x
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life just improves so much when you put yourself first and do your own thing
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Seen two different girls wish the same fella a happy Valentine’s Day 💀💀💀
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Daveeee
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@shm97x
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I stayed in a fellas house before and he tried to make me a rustlers burger for breakfast
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When i was about 13/14 i used to regularly eat rustler burgers and enjoy and that’s a million percent the reason i haven’t caught covid
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Hope the men who hate girls with pints enjou this x
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@shm97x
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My ma is ordering a OMELETTE from the Chinese I can’t do this family anymore
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@shm97x
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Difference a year makes 💀
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@shm97x
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No chance of ya getting a text off me even if I was blind
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If you’re a bird who drinks pints don’t try text me ever
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@shm97x
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She’s fully dressed x
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@shm97x
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Every motor way is the m50 don’t care where In the world it is
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@shm97x
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Waiting for the collab
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@shm97x
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Am I going to shave every bit of my body as if Harry styles is gonna rally me backstage tomorrow absolutely
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@shm97x
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The message vs the sender
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@shm97x
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Why do I always feel sick before a big night out
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@shm97x
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Tan lines
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Heinos with the bros x
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@shm97x
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Alive
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@shm97x
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Aw take a day off everyone I wore a bra out get over it x
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Liverpool
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You're on a first date with someone, and they tell you who they support. You immediately leave. Who do they support?
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Snickers on nickers off
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Curves are sexy
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Why do people unfollow ya when you post your fella , I wasn’t gonna ride ya anyways Jeff
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@shm97x
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I was walking the gym yesterday and some fella ran over to the gate at the business park in finglas and was like “is your name shm ?” Said ya why and he goes “ I follow you on Twitter your a ledgend have a great day” and he just ran off hahaha
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When your fellas after been on the bag all night
Mickey isn’t waking up
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@shm97x
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Taking myself to Paris for my bday cause I hate everyone 🤍
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@shm97x
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Girls I got a new big girl job 🥺🥺🥺happy fucking Friday
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@shm97x
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I like pints bro what do ye expect
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@shm97x
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If you support Liverpool please don’t even try text me ever
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@shm97x
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If you like coffee from costa you need to have a long look at yourself because wtf
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@shm97x
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I am going to marry this man
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Out out
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Had a dream last night that I battered Harry maguire and can’t stop thinking about it Hahahahhaa need to stop smoking joints before I sleep
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@CarlRamboWilson That’s not for you to be worrying about Carl
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Good morning from the Cayman Islands x
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a fella offered to buy me and al a drink last night he put his phone out to check it and it was a pic of him and his bird on it 💀💀💀
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😁
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Ocean beach and Ibiza rocks look like my worst nightmare ???
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when you love both and can’t decide
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My love language is adding u to my close friends
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It’s giving Wednesday Addams but hot
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If there was a lovely girl competition I’d win x
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Pre the bulk
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SHM the trouble riser I can confirm they are twin brothers my bad
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Seen two different girls wish the same fella a happy Valentine’s Day 💀💀💀
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Prep going nicely 🥳
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Yeah with a hammer
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I wonder if girls look at guys and be like……”I’d hit that” 🤔
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Tan line slay
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Holiday era x
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Omg close the pubs and lock me up
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Heels on the hill
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Oh I think I wanna be brunette again
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😬😬
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2.8k baby x
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