@RocketJonah @sdamico Two eggs?

RT @ryangrim: Yes, this is a point I've been making and the overdraft thing is a perfect example. If you had $12 in your account and you bo…

@ForwardXPR @capitalweather Isn't your phone's weather app free? You can use that anytime.

RT @HeatherZWeather: Not sure if the general public realizes how much of the content we use here at @weatherchannel is coming straight from…

@hankgreen Hank when will you stop paying for that blue check

@DahlingDaughter Nice! I searched but you didn't come up 🤷

RT @rhcm123: for those who don't know: basically, any single package less than a certain value ($800 but depends) isn't subject to customs…

@TheMoCoShow Nooo

RT @kenzianidiot: guys im starting to worry that 2025 is just five 2020s stacked in a trench coat

RT @Sam_E_Couture: Companies committed to DEI…. -Costco -Meijer -Kroger -Giant Grocery -Ben & Jerry’s -Ulta -Macy’s -Old Navy -Nordstrom’s…

@barbourlover Why is there a cable going into the water??

@foolrushingin @clhubes @CyanTheShape Yeah, I don't think it's something you notice until you have a baby, but they do everything with both hands at first with equal amounts of skill (ie badly) and it's rare to see a preference for at least a year!

@EvanHoffman @michaelbd I thought Snapchat died ages ago! They still use it?

@lanechanged Opening the cabinets is a new one for me!

@_FarmerDad What's the oven temp??

@clhubes I would not have guessed those were the same person

@natemcgrady They want quality of life

RT @MontgomeryCoMD: Important message from WSSC Water. Please do your part to help them deal with numerous leaks and water main breaks due…

RT @bethesda_today: WSSC Water alert: Essential water use only