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@shjorge_

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pipelayer/layingpipe ig: sh_jorge

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@shjorge_
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i will divorce my wife right now stop playing you bout to leave my kids without a dad
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blinker fucking city express yoda runtz nose vape ordem da cruz juramento hipocrático pack
@mybabelproject
Martin cabello III
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Today's Topic: Gilly weed AKA Cannabinoid Laden probiotics. The Anti-inflammatory effects from cannabinoids when combined with the signals from bacteria sent to the neural receptors in our intestine for brain stimulation increases the revivability window of a drowning victim..
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estou tão ansioso para que as microcelebridades do twitter português desempregadas cronicamente online acordem à 1 da tarde para ver como é que vão conseguir relacionar o terramoto ao taskinha e situationships em mais um fantástico engagement bait de meninas adolescentes
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@shjorge_
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i peaked when @Anti called me a jim cause I told him the tournament had started already and he was like "winners not crew battles you jim"
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cada um lida com as merdas como quiser, e a forma dele lidar é by gettin dat mothafuckin bag vocês brokies não perceberiam
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@shjorge_
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@vigvogdragon @zerowondering Dyrus is still everyone's third favorite streamer
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drop the @ right now based god quit playin
@LILBTHEBASEDGOD
Lil B THE BASEDGOD
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respect !! - Lil B
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@shjorge_
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dia 126 sem uma mamada
@healthbyjames
James Cintolo, RN FN CPT
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🚨— BREAKING Gary, 44, Missouri, takes 1 dose of Pfizer's COVID vaccine on 4/10/21, next day forgets where he is and time, has sudden falls, sensation of entire body burning, tremors, lost speech, and 20 months later no improvement. - Gary is now disabled
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@nessninten1 @VManSeven @LiquidSalem true its actually gonna be good
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@Zven is it the one where the cursor size keeps resetting every game? if so it's so fucking annoying
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@VinceLoL_ freaky pig went 0/4 in lane and then shat on us 1v4 us at 25 minutes he might just be the greatest player to ever touch a keyboard
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se tens um gato e não arranjas cona tens de ser muito mas muito feio
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@ANTIWORLD666 bro deactivated his socials and lawyered up, probably the wisest decision no matter if he's guilty or innocent
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@HugS86 @Anti have fun my guy
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@shjorge_
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never forget
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@Gluvvvvvv
Stanley Earl.
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old rap album/mixtape covers my favorite genre
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@SDXm2 @SatoshiSoraKaze this dude has 100% gotten 6-0'd when his wife was watching thats some insecurity right thereLMAO
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@DeepLeffen if you were schmovin did you really lose?
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if @erickarcelliott ever drops a beat that isn't pure fire, armageddon is upon us
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@TSM classic "we'll come back stronger", just tweet "oops looks like we're shit" once in a while, way way funnier
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@me_llamo_kyliee @bbybruh @Brenna187 talkin like numbuh 4 would ever let that shit happen
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you're an ugly ass bitch and u deserve to be fired from ur job
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@dignitas @Dardoch @LCSOfficial grig > akaadian > dardoch ok bro
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@HumorAoPontape pronto, lá vai o jogo parar 6 horas sempre que alguém do Japão faz um remate
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@Chris_Smoove Smoove always got the good takes
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y'all see that new @LILBTHEBASEDGOD pic? man is a hunk
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@SkyWilliams we should take Dunkey as the example of a true man
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@shjorge_
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me irl
@BrailledFOTW
Brailled: Fit Of The Week
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I could outsmoke this white body
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@rebbford is that a grineer mouse?
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@ThePriscilla I'm at the Melee table and Leffen has already insulted every single person in the cafeteria
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@Pughy_30 @MonteCristo they loaned DL to Liquid and he saved them from relegation
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@yrocha10 desculpa mano mas não
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@FeministTweets @xCeanix but she said "I don't need" she didn't say other people didnt
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@MasKpls @ThePriscilla cant believe port doubted me like this I thought we were mutuals
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@KDTrey5 Joyner Lucas is the best storyteller of the newschool, period.
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@sceneboyvorcee if i see u in the streets ill give u a foot massage, call it reparations
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@Treatz @Bjergsen the nocturne hover from huni too lmao
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sem um único pelo na cara got me in a #femalemood
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@ThePriscilla some of y'all bout to be real mad at me, but it must be said, some of y'all is fat n ugly n unattractive but thats ok, just be who you are. but you got to stop blaming twitter, Anti and society for all of your problems. some of y'all gon tell me what my wig fucked up, thats ok ca
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@Foxdroplol @FollowDeman @LeagueOfLegends @LCSOfficial @caffeine oh don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining about you doing it, you're great, but I just miss them so much
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rabanada mas raba, nada
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You're all full of shit
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i be sitting in the corner sad as shit cause ill never be as cool as varcee
@sceneboyvarcee
boy you a fool
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it’s the climb fr💯
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@shjorge_
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"sim senhora boa espessura das paredes vaginais e labia do tamanho perfeito, queres me dar um neto?"
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she's a 10 mas na verdade é um 5,5 no máximo não te enganes a ti próprio irmãozinho
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@eeicy @GoodReddit eeicy eeicy eeicy eeicy eeicy eeicy eeicy eeicy eeicy eeicy eeicy eeicy eeicy eeicy eeicy eeicy eeicy eeicy eeicy eeicy eeicy eeicy eeicy eeicy eeicy eeicy eeicy eeicy eeicy eeicy eeicy eeicy eeicy eeicy eeicy eeicy eeicy eeicy eeicy eeicy eeicy eeicy eeicy eeicy eeicy eeicy eeic
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@Biofrostlol vlad is b-
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I swear, when Mashi dies, I'm going to be the next Blue Hearts vocalist, just you wait
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@shjorge_
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might actually beat the peter steele one out
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@shjorge_
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WHY DOES FUTURE KEEP ADDING SONGS TO HNDRXX WHAT THE FUCK
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this my MVP
@CrownClubCLT
The Crown Club 👑
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“I couldn’t care less about big markets. That’s not who I am." - Kemba Walker
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if you aint one hunnid then you cant sit with us
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@amia_e @afraidofwasps am afraid to say you might just be an idiot
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@ScrubQuotesX i can't get good at this game because all my marth fairs are ironic
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@Annie_Queen @historias_tuga sim irmãzinha só há ofertas de emprego és lisboa és o super génio da margem sul isaac newton da linha de sintra
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@jenniferjmedina in this age of social media i've seen people being fired for far less, not that i necessarily agree with it, but i dont think anyone would enjoy working with a dickhead like you
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they really tried to wallbang varcee bro mfers is cheating 😭 stay safe tho we need u
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agora um momento sério por hoje
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@lavalightss @gogopedroe @YoRayburger @GifGangGod @rithmoarcher @Chrisiozzo @msmarvcl @ChrisEvans bro said "nothing i said isnt supported by research" and in true twitter fashion... didnt drop the research
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@SwarmnSting @TwitterSports bro for 40% of the decade they weren't even the Hornets
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brah é rejeitado, mostra a meio mundo que tem absolutamente 0 game e ainda tem de levar com uma xanxa a falar como se ele tivesse ido defcon 5 na gaja quando ele nem se queixou, que dia para ele
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bro talkin bout des oquis lmaoooooooo
@TisaKorean
club reefah don
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GET A DOS EQUIS (watch til end)
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quando brah descobrir o meu perfil...
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ela :deves pensar que és shadow wizard money gang rei do oculto se achas que vamos foder eu:
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johnny bravo do mar negro
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@GARMAKILMA leffen is at a disadvantage, his girlfriend isnt at the venue to give him hickeys
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@Bjergsen @TL_Goldenglue VaultBoy S+ TIER DINNER VaultBoy
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@3liFar1s @LCSOfficial @TSM @clgaming the fact that you're saying this after ONE win in over 1k days shows just how one sided it is
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eu não sou como as outras! eu oiço… asap rocky
@mifxdase
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estes npcs a meterem taylor swift no autocarro e eu aqui com o meu asap bem plena com os fones no máximo e ainda ouço a voz esganiçada daquela porka
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@shjorge_
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azealia banks really talked that street shit in 212 thats facts
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i dont know how this show up in my tl but fr, how the fuck do people have all these cool lights in their room? out here we got white lights and nothin else
@miss_angeliquew
angelique w.
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I took this photo for a boy I liked but boys are icky so here you go twitter 🖤
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o gajo do circo acabou de pedir um chavalo e um adulto que soubessem fazer uma dança de fortnite... eu vou-me matar
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eu tou-me a partir a rir gyal disse mesmo disse mm isto p uma chavala de 9 anos 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@maguisilva972
Máguizita😽
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tas a chorar no teu carro? ups desculpa, tu provavelmente nem tens carro catchopa 😭
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@DeepLeffen leffen goes for gap jump on mushroom gorge every lap
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tanta merda a acontecer nos últimos meses e nem uma palavra disse, a única coisa que leva este monte de merda a pronunciar-se sobre os problemas da sociedade é o trump banir o tiktok. sinto que isto é um sketch de comédia de merda
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product designer entrepreneur putanheiro entre muitas outras coisas
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não consigo explicar em palavras o ick que para mim é aos 22/23 não terem o certificado de quartos de navegação e não poderem fazer leme em navios com mais de 3000 de tonelagem bruta
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Aline
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não consigo explicar em palavras o ick que para mim é aos 22/23 não terem a carta
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@sceneboyvarceee @theUNDRFTD why they pretending mfers only throw that fantasia on when nobodys around?
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@TSMReginald If you're lying I'm going to drink bleach
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@BanknoteExpress @TibGhostal @PrestonPage_ @JackInTheBox05 @firmeprincess @GothKitten66 it definitely adds umami, eating seafood dish with regular spaghetti and squid ink spaghetti is completely different
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@JCdeDireita o dr. Wuant é um indivíduo que lê sempre os termos e condições até ao fim
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@jaxmain80 @Wickdlol Disadvantages: having to play with dog sololaners like you
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recém promovido mas nunca deixo a posição de justin timberlake stan
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this edtwt shit gets real serious huh
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se tens mais de 22 anos a interagir constantemente com míudas de 18 anos que se comportam de forma sexualizada a tua família toda tem de ser morta a tiro
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pronto chegou a presidente da associação mundial do celibato guardem as pirocas e as conas
@mamaiaf
✧˖° mimi °˖✧
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percebem malta?? 🤣😂 é porque eu 🙋🏻‍♀️‼️ sou mega 💯💪🏼 fodilhona 😈💦
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@KisoValley_ @Shakarez Name one player that has ever said they were treated badly by TSM
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xanxos a falar de "cultura" e autenticidade num beef de dois gajos que não conhecem meu irmão tu moras na boavista família classe média os teus pais estão te a pagar a universidade és um chavalo simpático cala a puta da boca
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irmãzinha tava a bater os 180kg de leg press em 1880
@colleen_daves
groupon lobotomy
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"The Sin" by Heinrich Lossow (1880) /hand embroidery by me (2023)
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de nada @bystpt <3
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o meu sobrinho presidencial para caralho nas aulas online lmaoooooooo mfer é um diabo
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bro just wants something to eat why you playing
@sceneboyvarcee
boy you a fool
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me-wats for dinner tonight ? bae-dis pussy😜😂 me- AH ha Haaa
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