boy you a fool
@sceneboyvarceee
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$foolishvar free vonte free garret
Joined January 2017
your honor im supposed to be judged by a jury of my own peers im nothin like these niggas.
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bro said shrek got more bitches more than me like im supposed to feel bad nigga shrek was a home owner with acres on his property that bested a dragon in battle he bound to have a hoe or two.
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im not unemployed i just work in mysterious ways.
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just joined the war on drugs on the drugs side tho.
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if my girlfriend cheating on me wit you that’s ur girl now n she cheating on you wit me smh shit sad.
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if a nigga threw a chair at me i would sit in it make him feel stupid.
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i own 62 you matter hoodies nigga don’t nobody matter more than me.
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i hate lil durks horny songs nigga ah say the nastiest shit “u sat ur pussy on my big toe it was so waaaarmm” like nigga where am i suppose to listen to this.
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bought acid off somebody in atlanta yesterday n we sat by a waterfall while he played a chinese gourd flute mind u i ain’t even take the acid yet.
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smokin weed gets boring i see why niggas dip dey toe into som crack.
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can you imagine how niggas in paris felt when they dropped niggas in paris.
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nigga high as hell tryna explain A.I to me ???? A.I ain’t tryna hear dat shit pass the blunt.
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rip ronald reagan he would’ve loved wat ive been doing to my community.
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it’s prolly really uncool that i can’t for the life of me remember wat i did with this grenade.
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if y’all ever see my account on private it’s cuz im under federal investigation.
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wait so adam and eve had no knowledge of good and evil before they ate the fruit right ? meaning they knew god told them not to eat it but didn’t necessarily understand that disobeying god was bad yet god still saw fit to punish them ? idk that’s weirdo behavior to me lol.
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she got her stimmy before me so im wearing them lil shorts she likes.
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ya man really think the biggest number is 100 meanwhile im over here writing numbers on a chalkboard like. 565. 1,400. even shit like 16,000.
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any nigga run down on me ima just cry, wat u goin do hit me while im cryin ? that’s not cool bro like at all.
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this nigga had so much to hide.
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“aye everybody line up we finna see who really meaty at planet fitness”.
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grindr for niggas that be grindin right ? like stay on yo grind type shit ? cuz i just made an account n im getting quite peculiar messages.
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if my girl try n cheat on me wit u n u curve her ima beat yo ass wat u tryna say she ugly or somn ? she not good enough ?.
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i remember this white kid called me a nigga so i beat him up and he snitched on me n got me suspended so i pulled up where he stay after school to beat him up again but the nigga grandmama was cool we end up becoming friends.
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i be lookin at the “i feel weak but i know i’m strong” stitched into the wrist wen my hands get tired of countin dis fuckin money if u broke go kys.
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u ever step outside the party to eat a mcchicken like it’s a cigarette.
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oh mine god ! i have accidentally sent you a picture of my cock and also mine balls ! prithee delete it !! lest thou desire to look. ? HAHA i jest ! DELETE IT !! unless thee craves. ? HAHA NAY BANISH IT !! . lest ?.
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free palestine we callin dat other country isntreal💯.
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what can you really do if 9 monkeys break in ur crib.
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why we petitioning the kkk to make the kkk declare the kkk a terrorist organization.
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how is gravity a law lmaooo if i don’t come back down wat dey goin do arrest me ?.
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fighting too homo erotic for me as a man why do you want to touch me ? just shoot me.
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talkin bout “keep it real” my nigga im not even fully convinced i exist.
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asked if they took apple pay at walmart they said u a grown man where is ur wallet. i didn’t deserve that.
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why justin bieber found god n stopped hangin out wit black ppl lmao.
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dawg i just took a 42 hour train across the united states with some shit that’ll get you BIG BOY prison time on me whole ride listening to Britney Spears first 2 albums just to stay level bro idk how tf i ain’t get caught thats NUTS lmaoo.
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she thought i peed the bed nah shawty that’s very wet poop.
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this wax pen feels like smokin on virtual weed n I just downloaded a high nigga.
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ny weed man won’t pick up his phone so down bad i texted him “are u mad at me ?”.
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carti would rather be androgynous than raise his kids.
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wat if juicy j dead can’t say no to ratchet pussy like it’s a problem that affects his day to day life.
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@ishotanigga not even gonna hold u bro i kinda already got plans tomorrow next election tho Ima fuck wit y’all.
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y’all so impressed jesus walked on water like y’all forgot he WALKED lmaooooooo lmk wen he drive a foreign on water.
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i hate wen ppl say “I’m not wit all that internet shit” ok then why are you paying $79.99 + tax monthly for the verizon fios fiber optic network with up to 880 mpbs gigabit connection ?.
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if u fighting a nigga who make sound effects while y’all at it ur a damned fool brother he boutta beat yo ass bad talm bout “BINK yup bink bink WEAVE bink” dis man not fightin u he playin a mmo rpg n his stats maxed.
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nah but real shit who touchin this fit.
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yoooo ??? white people been being EXTRA nice since dis shit popped off said thank u to bro holding the door he ”oh my GOD you are so welcome buddy👴🏻just so so welcome” startin to feel privileged innis hoe lmaoooooo.
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“somn wrong wit da pussy”- a licensed gynecologist.
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i hate wen ppl say moots that word is atrocious sounds like beef flavored shoes.
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i was listening to nba youngboy in the pet store and locked eyes wit a ferret i fell to my knees and started cryin.
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i hope i die gettin shot or somn cool not random pussy shit like choking on a scone.
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if a nigga walk up to me sayin he sellin poop im buying som just to see is this man really boutta hand me fecal matter.
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just checked some prices n it still don’t cost nothin to show a nigga some love.
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i remember i was braggin bout my nintendo switch n my boy asked me if i got a bed frame yet shit blew my whole day.
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some of the stuff u be sayin u really don’t need to be sayin like u could just stfu sometimes.
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y’all know live PD ? i wanna watch the opposite like just a nigga with a GoPro committing crimes.
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k*ll the rich !! unless i become rich in which case just vibe.
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