3am discord call
*controller clacking noises*
'yeah, I think i'm just like, permanently done with women'
'oh word'
'yeah, i just-'
"DID YOU FUCKING SEE THAT BULLSHIT UPSMASH? what the fuck?!?! oh yeah go ahead and taunt. Just unbelievable. Christ."
chudat crashed his car into someone in icy conditions while jacking off and everyone was too STUNNED by his gospel to even suggest a ban.
still my GOAT
@Fizzi36
@top100burner
Yes it is. The smash community supports open racism and u don't say a word about it.
@YungWaff
held a blacks only tournament. Did u say anything?
U think words are racist but u think actions that promote segregation and different treatment by race aren't. This community man
@swarthyhero
my landscaping foreman would always show me either 6 minute long dance routines to reggaeton songs, or video of a lady shaking her huge boobs captioned "BEUNOS DIAS!!!"
what is the point of ANY timer/stalling rules if we let certain characters blatantly stall with no repercussions whenever they decide they want to win a game?
came home to fizzi fucking my wife again. no problem for me, i was just planning on netplaying tonight anyway. good for him taking a break from working so hard
A YOOOOSHIIII? 🥚
That's right, the champ
@aMSaRedYoshi
is back! Double jumping their way into the fold as they are officially confirmed this year for
#TBH11
! 🏡
📝Register Now:
snagged 20 of the lossless adapters for my school's Ultimate weekly! Thank you so much for putting this together Arte, can't wait to see my Megaman schmoove!
Hello Smash community.
Introducing the Lossless Adapter:
- The fastest at everything
- The first Switch peripheral that doesn't mess with your inputs
- Embedded Slippi lag tester
- Detachable USB-C cable
03/03, 10pm CET, 4pm EST.
It has come to my attention that the Youtuber "Smash Fusion" has a twitter, and it's
@SunnySaigons
.
Whoever you are, on behalf of the Melee community, I kindly ask that you seek permission before ripping content from creators. That should be the absolute bare minimum, and you
really wish i wasnt under an NDA so I could discuss the Melee Stats after party from Smashcon. I didn't even know some of those things were legal in Virginia but Zain seemed unfazed so I played it cool.
Congratulations to
@arJunebug
for taking home " It's Not You, It's Melee" today! The Champ 2 successfully qualifies for MDVA Summit!
Shout-outs to
@ssbm_nurok
for making a deep run to 3rd, beating JOJI twice!
New year, new look, same Big House. 🏡
We're thrilled to officially reveal our new Big House logo going forward! We've got some exciting stuff planned with it, just in time for
#TBH11
...which is also coming up soon. 👀
Register now at:
Thought I was brilliant and booked a non venue hotel to mitigate noise
Walk in, go to registration, and immediately see “women’s convention”
Get a sinking feeling in my stomach, sure enough I get to my room and man take me back to the gamers you’re quiet af compared to this
You're actually kidding yourself if you believe melee ic's are cooler than puff. "Ic's have become so much cooler without wobbling tho?", frantically try and get you to sdi downthrow regrab mixups, into rando fsmash di trap, wow mashing my controller is actually epic gameplay.
supernova etiquette guide for interacting with mdva players
-avoid describing something as "sick" or "cool." These concepts do not exist in mdva melee.
-striking is decided by whichever player is the more senior employee at Raytheon
-DO NOT ASK RAPM WHAT'S IN THE BACKPACK
wish the "NASA" themed Summit would've drawn on the incredible depth of pre-existing NASA art and merch instead of printing more "zomg Melee + Anime!" dreg