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Tiktok Microceleb in exile, 1/2 of the 300 IQ podcast @BigSoyNaturals they/them✨
Joined February 2011
Been thinking about this video nonstop since I watched it. It’s like the world’s most perfect sitcom plot point but unfortunately that is her real life
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“I asked ChatGPT-“ you will cough in seven days.
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Ever since seeing this I cannot stop saying “the toilet from art”
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Someone please tell me this is for something other than a baby conference/infant symposium
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This is how it feels when I drink a Dr. Pepper
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Completely unrelated but if there’s one thing I don’t want to become, it’s a woman who did something so wild that she becomes a fixture of gay twitter’s posts.
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If I were John Hinckley I would tweet “skill issue” and then turn off my phone.
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Why is Lana Del Rey dating cops and freak republicans when Nathan Fielder has been right here waiting to love her all this time
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All the news stories calling him “the breakdancing DAD” when he was a total deadbeat. Peak. PEAK!.
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You can’t tell me they aren’t the same person
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RDJ’s team photoshopping Tom Holland out of this photo to do damage control for Chris Pratt bc they had no other photos of the two of them together is so. funny cjcnfjcnkdnckcmckcmcm
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Something something As Told By Ginger and Hey Arnold captured the melancholy and tender hearted intimacy of childhood that I don’t think we’ll see again in a long time.
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Okay guys no more using ChatGPT as a bit turns out you might as well bludgeon a dolphin in the gills
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Benihana sponsored shirt with him breakdancing on it, “happy birthday?” Like you can’t make it up.
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I just know that it would be my own personal hell if every time I posted a video of me that I thought was cute and some gay dude on twitter saved it and posted it saying “just shat out my iced coffee all over this employee bathroom.”.
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Given today’s events I rescind this statement.
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If 16 year old me saw my body now she’d be in hysterics and that’s because she was a LOSER! Have fun going to group therapy in six months and having a woman named Teri who wears harem pants to every meeting delete MyFitnessPal off your phone in front of everyone diva!.
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“Let People Enjoy Things” is extremely reductive and is basically a deflecting technique to keep you from engaging critically. The sooner you accept that, the more your scope and worldview can open up.
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Getting very very sick of the culture on here of reuploading a normal tiktok of people doing extremely normal activities and snidely commenting on it like youre the Roger Ebert of posting.
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I will never forget the lady in 2017 on the WB movie lot tour I took w my family who told us on the former set of big bang theory “it’s called a sitcom because the audience sits down to watch comedy.” And when I said it’s actually situational comedy she just said “no💕”.
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My tip to you is whenever you feel like shit, simply dance like one of the muppets in the Lady Gaga performance at the Muppets Holiday Spectactular. It cures all ailments
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Like to be clear she deserves it nfjfndkxm but when I think about it a shiver goes down my spine.
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Lib family gc is dead that’s how you know it’s bad. But rest assured my dad is penning a very long letter to all of us like he’s John Adams writing home to his family on the front lines right now.
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Shocked that you’re not more embarrassed to admit that. regardless of how bad search engines have got you’ll never catch me doing that.
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Swifties rn
if i were this person, i would worry less about the sex life of taylor swift fans, and more about why i look 55 years old at only 36. but maybe that’s just me
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I’m so hormonal rn I’ve been watching this video on loop and sobbing
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Thinking about this shirt I bought from Ayo Edebiri back in 2018
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Yet again another miracle invention by Silicon Valley that basically acts like that sentient sludge gas from Ferngully.
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Good shop job tho team! Sorry to the person who was almost certainly underpaid for this.
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Every time one of my friends complains about grad school they sound like this
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I have empathy for her it’s not her fault but man what a misery she was to be around! If you have an ED right now just know that you are so miserable and denying yourself the simple pleasure of a peach and tomato panzanella salad in the summer heat.
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Girl your golden retriever boyfriend ate some grapes and we had to put him down. The vet said there was no other option sorry.
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This video shook me to my core because one time in high school I was friends with the former CEO of AOL’s stepdaughter and for her birthday she took us on a private jet to NY from DC to see Wicked and for the rest of the week I looked exactly like this
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@Manzinat0r This is great Robert, just the three of us, you, me, and these several duplicated objects you’ve built between us
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I think the best thing you could do for the environment at this current moment is find a tech ceo and [REDACTED].
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Idk if this video changed lives but it feels like it should have
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That kind of slice of life human quality is just not something I’ve really seen since. I think about the Ginger Puppet Poem episode and the Helga therapy episode all the time, but there’s so many more that just were downright beautiful in their storytelling.
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“Thinking Critically” doesn’t always mean negative by the way! To read comprehensively means to go beyond the reading material, to read between the lines and go to other sources, really try to understand the points beyond just one piece of the puzzle. Doesn’t that sound fun?.
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If you all don’t shut the fuck up making the same Spider-Man “I don’t feel so good” joke. Tumblr bitches are right you guys are not funny. I hate nerds.
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Went to get bandaids and neosporin yesterday and it was $20
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Ted 🥀⛓🔪🩸 He/him 👅 ♐️😈 I probably hate you🖤.
What if Ted Bundy had his pronouns in his bio.
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Genuinely think Duchamp would love hearing someone call it “toilet from art”.
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At some point this one panel from Calvin and Hobbes became like, the North Star of my moral compass
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My family wanted to do touristy things so we went but I could not in good conscience let the ladies who were in tears looking at the couch from Friends go home and tell their friends that Sitcom means Sitting Down for Comedy.
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Scooped bagel guy is doing some kind of elaborate rage bait marketing scheme I just know it. Idk for what but you can’t tell me these two videos aren’t meant to be staged to lay the groundwork for something
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Every Sunday watching the El Dude brothers make one colossal mistake after another and then Shiv basically prat falling on banana peels left and right my god Logan was unfortunately completely correct.
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Thinking shiv is inconsistent let’s me know that you not-so-secretly believe in the power of girlbossing and that is embarrassing for you.
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Gay dudes if you’d like to atone for the sin of posting you could help my friend and their wife with their very sudden housing crisis! Every little bit helps
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If you are in Philadelphia, San Francisco, London or Ottawa please go find one of the reproductions at your local museum and take a photo with Duchamp’s Fountain and qt this I would like to see more toilets from art.
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Why have so many of my tweets in the last couple weeks been doing numbers.
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Whenever someone 28+ is like “I just don’t get this stuff I’m too old” in *that* tone that says “I am insecure and coping by dismissing it all entirely as shallow or trite” just know that not being “with it” is a state of mind and not an inherent stage of life.
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Gabe Day Lewis once sold my friend straight boof weed and that’s a fact for any journalist who wants it you can print that. Stems and seeds. The Joe Biden Diesel. Mid capital M.
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Like okay if you can’t tell the difference btwn a critic engaging with the thing you like and like, a right wing weirdo throwing a tantrum bc someone said the bee from Minecraft is trans??? Like you need to learn that enjoyment of something can also be thoughtful engagement lmao.
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U cannot b this dense if you think when she says “day in my life” means this is just what she does every day. Interrogating whether or not Stephanie who works at ULTA can save up $150 to go to a local EDM festival and whether she’s upper-middle class for doing so are we not tired.
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Oh you survived cancellation? And you got a profile in New York Mag? Should we call everyone? Should we invite the intellectual dark web.
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With what @offbeatorbit is going through on her page right now are we ready to talk about how a lot of Covid Conscious accounts promote a hyper individualized view of disability justice, blaming people one on one for spread rather than government and infrastructure?
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The consequences of letting people who only read YA live such unquestioned, unexamined lives to the point where they can write putrid schlock like this about a teen who shared nudes of his underage girlfriend with his friends
A list of “to watch out for” appeared on a bathroom wall at an American high school last fall. @lizweil reports on the fallout . Cover artwork by KAWS
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Another four years of politely nose breathing at someone’s boyfriend’s Trump impression
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As the tide of opinion slowly turns, keep an eye on the establishment media outlets like the New York Times and Washington Post, who have a history of deleting and obfuscating their own archives, and editing articles after the fact.
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TikTok originals are comprised of a nursery rhyming scheme to make up for a lack of songwriting, a fake pop punk sound to drum up nostalgia from a group of kids who werent even around for the era, and a bunch of references that will be dated in two weeks.
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Can I be vulnerable chat? TikTok is not showing me freaks and weirdos anymore. it’s all affiliate links and discourse that I do not care about. I’ve been using IG reels and I’m seeing unfiltered freaks and dweebs and weirdos again and I’m eating it up.
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I love whenever AI enthusiasts are like “Film and art is OVER we can make whole movies now.” And it looks like a bad commercial for a new infused vodka line.
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Giggling and chortling at the idea that I might never ever have to see another “eligible for commission” badge again because a high gummed woman couldn’t stop plastering Disney characters onto Stanley cups with toxic plastic using a cricut printer
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Favorite part of pen15 is when they have to pretend to have any sort of sexual contact with other middle schoolers they cut to visibly grown man arms and lips it’s honestly so funny.
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Poor Things one of my new favorite movies easily easily but I will not talk about it on here and it’s because a lot of you are very stupid.
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It’s less of a “let people enjoy things” argument im making here and it’s more of “if you continue to be a mouth breathing pedant about people who get invited to hang, the less likely it is you will also be invited to hang.”.
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I’ve tweeted this whole story before and I probably will again. I think about her so often. What an icon.
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I’m late to World Aids Day but I’d just like to share this comic by Gerard Donelan
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Are we taking bets on what prominent influencer is going to be bamboozled into/purposefully scab first because my money is on Brittany Broski.
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It’s no Harry Styles x Obama but god I always loved the way they loved
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On Earth 2 Johnny Bravo was on Adult Swim and had a 30 season run.
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Anyway if you’re gonna all subject me to that the least you could do is follow me damn.
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Keara’s my mutual so maybe im biased but it feels like you’re putting a lot of weight and excess lore on a person who said polyamorous people can’t lecture her about the fiscal responsibility of non-monogamy if they have a wall floor to ceiling covered in funky pops.
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I would argue that a lot of them will be cheering it on! Many many liberals are fed DEEP misinformation about homeless people, and when I talk to them on the street they will say outright that they don’t think these people deserve a thing bc they “ruin small biz”.
you're not getting put into a camp. there are groups who are in real danger of getting put into camps and they're sleeping on benches and under awnings, and you're not gonna say much of anything when they're carried away.
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A lot of you were not around even 10-20 years ago when being queer as a celebrity could kill your whole career and that shows in how entitled you feel to know their sexuality.
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I know she’s just so tired of hearing about this fucking movie like she’s not an extremely accomplished actress with a huge filmography. Like she can be Mildly cunty about it with a capital M.
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Look when someone says you look like you’ve never experienced an orgasm and you come back with “uhh well UGLY! UNWASHED! YOU LOOK LIKE YOUVE NEVER HAD SEX” you automatically give credence to the idea that you don’t cum.
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He is who men think Ryan Reynolds is.
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Personally when I see a movie about gay people I simply either like or dislike the movie and then go home and talk about it with my gay ass wife and then we have gay ass sex and then we have gay ass dinner and then go to gay ass sleep. Sounds like a skill issue tm.
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