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Minnesota Twins STH. Nelson Cruz’s biggest fan. Heavy metal. Queen of the BTFam. Trevor Plouffe said I could be commish. #IStandWithOakland

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Someday these will be back. Someday my demands will be met.
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@AssistsPhillies I’m so sorry for the loss of your brother. I hope tonight brought you some joy.
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Time to turn the song on repeat on Spotify again.
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Drake's legal team has released a new statement regarding the lawsuit against UMG over 'Not Like Us' "UMG is masquerading as a champion of artistic freedom by calling its actions merely "entertainment," but there is nothing entertaining about p*dophilia or child abuse in the real world. We are confident that the evidence we will ultimately present at trial, including information we've already learned and continue to receive since filing the lawsuit, will expose UMG's gross prioritization of its own corporate profits and executive bonuses over its exclusively signed artists' well-being and the truth." (via Joe Coscarelli / New York Times)
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@_MetalD @TedNugent That’s why I say half in jest that part being why he didn’t like it. He’s no better than Drake. If that were my M.O. I’d probably think it sucked too.
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@ldes0716 @johnrich @bennyjohnson He doesn’t “like them young.” He’s calling out someone who does.
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@_MetalD @TedNugent I’ll be 40 in a week 🤷‍♀️ having an open mind about music has make my life better. Too much great stuff out there for me to close myself off. But sincerely, do you know about Ted’s admitted history with underage girls?
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@_MetalD @TedNugent I mean Ted’s hands aren’t exactly clean when it comes to this subject. And I appreciate playing instruments. I mostly listen to progressive metal. Loved Kendrick’s performance.
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RT @tonystatovci: How Drake must’ve felt watching the Halftime Show 😭
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RT @jp_mcdade: Lost $60,000 betting Kendrick would do Steely Dan’s “Reelin In The Years.”
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@_MetalD @TedNugent Probably why Nuge hates it so much.
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@jason_abel @TedNugent No wonder why he hated it. He’s on Drake’s side.
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RT @iamphella: Y'all, once again, don't know ball. Bro was rapping into the mic, switching up lyrics, editing all the curses, rapping new b…
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RT @togethxr: THAT’S SUPER BOWL WINNER COACH LOCKWOOD TO YOU 🏆 #SuperBowlLIX
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@DrRickTsai @TedNugent Oh so now you want DEI
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RT @IATSE: THE SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SHOW IS UNION MADE! Shout out to @kendricklamar, and all the performers and behind the scenes workers t…
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RT @MLB: We've waited a long time to say this ... #SpringTraining starts this week ⚾️
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RT @smod4real: Never realized how much the Chiefs depended on funding from USAID
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kendrick lamar is proof that having an arch nemesis is a fundamental part of the human experience
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@Twins Bestie!
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