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As some of you know, I lost my job on Friday. Because of this, I'm offering emergency commissions: fanfiction, original fiction, and editing/revisions!
My full commissions info sheet is here:
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NICOLE?? DID YOU PEG TOM CRUISE NICOLE??? NICOLE!!!????
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the reproduction lord of the rings hobbit ears stay ON during sex
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i know he was getting passed around those locker rooms like a party favor
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re: the tolkien estate’s latest shit
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to be clear i supported meghan even when i thought she was screaming at random men for no reason
“ Meghan was awful to staff , sending emails at 5 am in the morning, reducing men to tears ” .
The email and the man in question .
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@MPHMCHES
@SWS_FASTLab
when i was young, my mom lost her job and decided to go back to school. during that time we were on food stamps, and we're saved numerous times by people in our church/community sending us money anonymously. i always try to pay it forward now! it really can save a heart 💘
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the best thing about legend (1985) is that mia sarah is never once sexualized but there are relentless upskirt and panty shots of tom cruise throughout the entire run time
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thinkin about how sam saying he can’t carry the ring but he can carry frodo is an act of utmost pure, profound love
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not giving this ghoul the time of day by qt them but a woman can be a julliard graduate, golden globe and bafta nom, drug and alcohol rehab worker, and acting teacher and still get reduced to whether or not their aging is consumable to cishet patriarchy
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simon saying jerry maguire i know what you are
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i'm feeling very depressed so a question for lotr friends: who would you pick from lotr/th to accompany you on a quest in your life, who would it be?
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@jailedamanda
GOD when he collapses to his knees and george cowers from him but mr gowers just cradles him to his chest. now THATS cinema
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@JessiSheron
@hankgreen
absolutely i've listened to so much mbmbam lately that at this point the mcelroys are 3 extra people living in my house it's the only thing keeping me sane
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one of my coworkers very genuinely asked me "what's gay about top gun" and i was like. i don't even have time to get into it rn
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the goosemav of this i’m about to go chew glass
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the witch king has it all—he gets a tight ass name, the coolest wyrm, AND he gets to be stabbed by eowyn
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and if i said rockstar lestat would the people boo me
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i have an agenda that’s pippin being the best kisser in the fellowship and kissing the daylights out of all of them, to his great amusement
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@sapphicbisexual
calling a bi person's m/f relationship hetero, saying bi people are only attracted to binary men/women, saying bi people have straight passing privilege, saying someone's "chosen a side" after they get married,, i could go on
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out for date night with the husband wife please !
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googling 'elijah wood frodo mouth' like a psychopath to do studies for the giant baroque style oil painting i've decided i'm going to do
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daily mail: tom cruise in relationship with much younger russian woman
tom about to unpack the lunch that mcq packed for him that morning: i'm what
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been thinking a lot lately about ot3 rosie/frodo/sam and frodo being a dad, finding healing through the purpose of raising a child—life giving, future oriented, hopeful—with sam and rosie by his side to support him
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i never noticed her going for his ass oh she just like me for real
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i call this look the renaissance poet here to seduce your wife
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CRINKLE NOSE OH MY GOD
there's no color that doesn't suit him
Tom Cruise makes a surprise theatre appearance to celebrate
#MissionImpossible7
at AMC Sunset Place 24 theater in South Miami
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hey have you thanked your local fanfic writer today? no seriously, go to your favourite fic and leave a comment, even if it’s 10 years old, even if it’s just to say extra kudos. fanfic is a passion for many of us, and we put a lot of time, effort, and heart in our work
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sometimes a family is the world's most famous movie star, said movie star's chosen director, the director's wife, all of their combined children, the movie star's sisters and cousins, and the movie star's body guard, mario.
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GOOD THINGS SHOULD HAPPEN TO MY FRIENDS THERE BUT GOD I WISH I WAS THERE TOO
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Day 1 of
@hobbitgay
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#Tolkientober
. I drew my baby boy, baby, Boromir. Done in pencil and ink.
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what a great day to remember sam and frodo hold hands throughout the entirety of shelob’s lair u_u
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“the hobbits fuck” i say into the mic
the crowd boos. i begin to walk offstage in shame when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.
“she’s right”
i look for the owner of the voice. there in the third row stands: jolkien holding a list of sam’s 13 canonical children
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@textfiles
There’s SO much fandom history in the yahoo groups and there’s just no way all of it will be saved. Even thinking about the provate groups from the 90s/00s, we’ll be losing so much old fandom content. :( AO3 and dreamwidth won’t be able to save everything in time
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OH MY GOD WITH THE BRACES TOO I'M GONNA PASS AWAY
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check out my latest aramir fic based off this gorgeous art: by
@mtoartnsfw
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someone will remember us | whatiwouldnotgive
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this is pippin to sam and i need someone P L E A S E to draw pippin smugly saying this to sam, fully aware of how to properly clean cast iron, just to watch sam turn 50 shades of red and struggle not to strangle him
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hello fellas and gays if i perchance made an extremely sappy samfro playlist would anyone......maybe wish to.....listen to it ? 👉👈
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is that the home made bisexual maverick happy pride shirt shamelessly copied from kat? yes it is
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@iamjohnoliver
I don’t know if you’ll see this, but I wanted to say that I’m a US historian, and this piece moved me to tears. I often find I lack the words to describe my passion and drive for why I research and study what I do. But you and your team managed to do it in 28 minutes.
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quite literally WHAT is he using all that for
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just so everyone knows, there was a study done where they had a group of kids not wear their glasses and it had to be cut short because the kids’ eyesight was deteriorating so rapidly it was unethical. if you need glasses wear them god damn
I guess it was only a matter of time before the anti-glasses grift became a thing?
This community is so hellbent on having a contrarian opinion on every incredible scientific invention.
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this is extremely cole trickle hair
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he is so
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the witch king of angmar is a girlboss no i’m not accepting critique at the moment
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@WillBeTrill
@tobilovesrats
the children of hamilton and burr are a major motif in the second half of the musical as both of the men were orphans and find purpose in being parents. they also were huuuge political rivals and in song where they duel, their children are motivators for both their actions
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@markpopham
@MaraWilson
will graham literally always is like i just want to sit here with my 7 dogs and eat mac and cheese and hannibal be looking at him like 👁 👄 👁 but i have made you feast won’t you love me now
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i lotr’d myself out of one depression and by god i’ll lotr myself out this one
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yehah i need to corrupt that innocence by acquainting him with the business end of my strap on
"he exudes an innocence that's part of his charm. Maybe part of his success is that when people see him on the screen, they would, in a fantasy, like to corrupt that innocence" -Martin Scorsese on Tom Cruise
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GOD 2ptalia i never liked 2p but you are correct the 2p england was central to it he had like bad boy yandere vibes
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lord i am doing crazy things to this guys cervix in a fic rn
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@spectraling
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oh my god,, this is so adorable merry really said bisexual PANIC after aragorn kissed him he's like "where's my emotional support pippin and weed?"
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some of us grew up religious in small rural towns and didn't come out until we were in college jean
i think the chappell roan lyric “boys suck, and girls i’ve never tried” tells you everything you need to know about her audience
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i get what you guys are saying but the whole movie is that he's living in a delusion like i understand where you're coming from but the whole point is it's a fantasy
how dare “vanilla sky” try to casually communicate that tom cruise’s character is 5’11” and think i wouldn’t notice
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every artist ever: don't do tarot deck art you will regret it
me: so anyway lotr tarot deck
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people will go out of their way to demonize tom and excuse the behavior of men who don’t know how to wash dishes and complain about not having a housekeeper
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reached the hair dying stage of quarantine,, got me feeling some kind of way
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lord of the rings where everything's the same except it's a mamma mia style musical where they sing abba
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no director has yet been brave enough to cast viggo mortensen and mads mikkelsen as weird //lovers//
no director has yet been brave enough to cast viggo mortensen and mads mikkelsen as weird brothers
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you can see his panty line
배리 이렇게 전화기 3대 동시에 쓰는거 좀 야바위 같기도 함.. 하는 짓이 딱 그렇긴 해서 의도한건가 싶기도
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@TrojanCondoms
@AdvocatesTweets
As someone who grew up with these kinds of messages, I cannot thank you enough! So many young kids/teens need to hear this and your impact will be greater than you realize. ☀️
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the ungodly things i would do for tom to do a recording of himself singing i don’t know how to love him
The show was Guys and Dolls, he played Nathan Detroit, and he sang “I Don’t Know How To Love Him” from Jesus Christ Superstar for his audition
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hauve. covid
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@jailedamanda
also funny considering both him and nicole were like "yeah instant sexual chemistry" when they first met. is bisexuality really that hard for people to conceive
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aragorn is trans he told me himself
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THE LITTLE FLICK OF HAIR CURLING BEHIND HIS EAR I'M GONNA COMBUST
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hey you! yes you!! have you ever watched the color of money (1986) and thought to yourself "damn he fucked that old man" ? well, have i got a fic for you!
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too much ambition, too little grace | whatiwouldnotgive
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had a conversation at work about tlou yesterday and this was my take away
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saw bruce. fuckin. springsteen tonight yall
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not to be gay but the way i want to hold my boyfriend very tenderly and pet their curls while we cuddle and watch lotr,,,
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just told him he’s pregnant with twins
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hi hi hi!!!! hello hello hello!!!!!!
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gonna say this once: as someone who grew up poor, you don't understand what poverty really looks like if you think someone buying a cake or fucking crab legs with ebt is an issue. "treats" are lifelines, they are humanizing. they are islands in a sea of shame and sadness
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rosie cotton with an afro/natural hair wearing a flower crown that's it send tweet
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