@united my plane has been here at IAH since 8:37 this morning and yet we’re somehow delayed for ‘maintenance.’ Can you explain this?

@samsanders I just listened! It could only have been better if it was four timed as long.

@solarfish30 @BlueHeronFarmTX I was afraid this morning might have been an outlier. Now I want a drink.

@BlueHeronFarmTX I’m absolutely grasping at anything right now. Your new puppy pictures are helping. I’ve suggested that @greglopp and I both need a Twitter and news hiatus.

@BlueHeronFarmTX I’m holding onto this tiny bit this morning. I just left HEB and about 90% of people had masks on.

@thereseodell And clone her.

@FelixGnoll I told you she loves love.

@BlueHeronFarmTX That’s what @greglopp looks like any time he walks through a room and I have the tv on.

@JenXer You’re definitely not alone!

@mattlanza Does that include yesterday?

@mattlanza This is absolutely becoming the work’s saddest running joke. Yesterday I listened to other people’s thunder for 3 hours; today it’s been going on for an hour.

@alphacatpower September?

@FelixGnoll Plotting world domination.

@FelixGnoll That’s because she’s sassy.

@TedLasso Have you been kidnapped Ted? Is this your way of asking for help?

@solarfish30 Give it to me please.

@alphacatpower @wittelstephanie I’m changing meds with a psychiatrist constantly just to try to keep it in check. This is not a world designed for a person with depression and anxiety as their baseline.

@jeffbalke That store seems to be just as bad and maybe worse on weekdays mid-day. Often there’s no underground parking, kind of crazy. How was mask wearing?

@FelixGnoll Oh no!

@BlueHeronFarmTX Ahhhhh memories, my gateway antidepressant.