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8 months
@syntacrobat that insulation better go crazy
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8 months
if a VC tries to give you “feedback” for your appearance, just remember that Sam Altman used to dress like this
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18 days
elf bar physiognomy
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7 months
@var_epsilon one of my best friends builds trading SDKs for a bank now, but didn’t know how to partition a hard drive as a senior. Really fucked with my head
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10 months
it’s always funny seeing a super active group chat die when the members meet up irl and see how ugly/cringe most of the participants are
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8 months
you can really just make as many LLCs as you want to
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3 months
it’s going to be so funny when this guy gets mugged
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4 months
@skooookum reddit person
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8 months
@ad0rnai I thought I was lactose intolerant for years and then one day I thought it was cringe and I could immediately stomach all dairy
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9 months
yeah so i got randomly selected and almost missed my flight
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9 months
what are the odds that the TSA confiscates these bad boys
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11 months
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8 months
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1 year
Had a late night in college once competing over a girl with some random dude. Years later, I found out he was gay and they were both fighting for me. Anyways the girl got married yesterday and I’m sitting in my boxers eating a burrito
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11 months
just be hot and all dating discourse is irrelevant
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7 months
to that stripe engineer that just watched dune 2, you are NOT lisan al gaib
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1 year
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9 months
good bye saas francisco . i shall be back soon
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2 months
YC better watch out
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9 months
sf is literally so easy to date in. y’all are just autistic
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7 months
solving an $800k sev1 bridge hole on shrooms on a Friday night was my peak hacker moment
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9 months
stop dating people that JUST moved to nyc. the odds are not in your favor
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6 months
feels so good going to an indian restaurant and getting butter chicken, garlic naan, basmati rice and mango lassi
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1 year
everyday i miss her
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7 months
would @tszzl meet with a make a wish child
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1 year
“You’re so easy to talk to. I’m never like this around anyone else. You make me feel like I can be myself”
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9 months
what if we reached for the same zyn 👉👈 🥹
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1 year
got my barbenheimer outfit ready 🥰
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3 months
We built Spectral to visually trace any Python, JavaScript, and Typescript code with a shareable map for your friends. Check it out!
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6 months
V1 of Spectral is out! Navigate JS/TS codebases on an infinite canvas. Debugging, tracing, figuring out what the hell is going on - Spectral makes codebase navigation and dissection simple.
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7 months
sent the Wojack to my older sis and her friends
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“Can you explain this meme to me I don’t get it”
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1 year
inshallah i shall find my king one day
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6 months
shot our @ycombinator video in the met. how could you not want to invest in @SpectralCode
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8 months
the benefit of arriving to a dinner party first is that you can break a chair and no one will know
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9 months
lol all the flights are cancelled/and diverted and they’re saying we aren’t going to be able to leave till Tuesday
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9 months
good bye saas francisco . i shall be back soon
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7 months
if anyone in ny wants a cookie, lmk. made a bunch of levain style cookies to share
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3 months
bushwick constantly giving out Ls
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9 months
years of dating app usage has prepared me for rizzing up angels and VCs
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9 months
🫵😹 sf boys crying
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9 months
sf is literally so easy to date in. y’all are just autistic
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7 months
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10 months
can’t even catch a break from my sister
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1 year
product mommy
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9 months
this is who ur being mean to when u yell at me
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4 months
3 likes and we’ll see how much damage a stuytown pigeon can take
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1 year
*encouraging a friend to pursue a guy* “he has sooo many green flags, and checks so many of your boxes! oh he’s really racist? Well uh that’s just one thing, think about how much fun y’all would have together!”
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3 months
my egirl parties are better
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1 year
annoying that all of the ny friends I’ve made are too healthy to engage in self destructive behavior and do nothing together
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9 months
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9 months
🚀 building this with @fronseneca . Lmk if you have any questions !
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Hey everyone! We're excited to beta launch the project we've been working on, Spectral is a new way of coding, where we are bringing forth an infinite canvas and collaborative experience to ease the development process. Navigating codebases using text
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7 months
many of you suffer from over socialization
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3 months
@skooookum sweep this guy’s ankles. It’s his weakness
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11 months
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10 days
my roommate started reading atomic habits for the 3rd time. He’s never made it past chapter 2
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8 months
some old sketches
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1 year
just me and 36 girls at a Brooklyn rooftop party. ive spent too much time on Twitter and can only speak about info hazards and the Russian civil war
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9 months
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1 year
male vegans are sluts
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1 year
last night i went through second puberty
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happy national gf day 💖
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8 months
ill never stop wearing all black with my hardcore, shoegaze, experimental bass shirts
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4 months
crazy how part of my job is to harass people now (lead generation)
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6 months
living in front of a park is great until an ice cream truck parks below my window blasting the same song for 3 hours straight
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walk out of my apt to get orange juice at 1030 - a guy fully adorned in supreme is slamming moonshine right outside. There are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see.
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8 months
today’s plan
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7 months
this bad boy is the greatest gas lighting book ever
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10 months
if you ever see me in a patagonia vest, shoot me on sight
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10 months
stop being a little bitch. you’re supposed to thug it out
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7 months
locking in
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2 months
worst person you know
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9 months
migrated databases and lost our waitlist 🥴 looks like database connection visualization is joining our product roadmap 😂 please re-signup via our website ! first access to Spectral will be available via the waitlist, make sure to secure your spot !
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4 months
pulling up to meetings in style
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10 months
my milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard
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7 months
i hate eating at tech events/meetups because i feel like a vulnerable gazelle that’s going to be attacked while im deep throating a slice of pizza
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3 months
my mom is saying she’s brat…
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1 year
being ugly is a choice
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9 months
@fuckpoasting I’m going to rope
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locked in
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what are the odds that the TSA confiscates these bad boys
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1 year
girl dinner today !
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4 months
everyday i ride the fine line between ripping my eyes out and feeling euphoric as fuck
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1 year
finding god
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11 months
these brooklyn boys are out of control !
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1 year
i wanted my ass grabbed so I stuck a cheek between the closing subway doors
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3 months
have u seen billy ?
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11 months
apparently some of my family thinks i have an only fans . no idea how to approach this
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1 year
Alright, going to live tweet this dinner. Starting off with a martini french: french rhum, vanilla cordial, blackberry, pineapple & lemon juice, salt, absinthe
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