Shaniyaa Bludfiyaa
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Why did you let this happen
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I have over a year to get my body right and get the whining tekkers down. Notting Hill Carnival, we’ll meet again.
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Wanna add my piece to the ‘bus-drivers don’t care’ book…
After 4am, coming back from a night out, so the cap had restarted and I didn’t have money on my Oyster. That man did not care at all. Told me that’s my business and I should wait for the shops to open to top-up.
Met Police issues advice to women to ‘shout or wave a bus down’ if they don’t trust a male officer
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Will the Negro Solstice take place at 00:00 regardless of location or is there like a centralised time?
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Me, every time they replay the relay, realising GB won then seeing Bolt on the ground:
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Me after wash day:
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Sooo your girl got a First in her Final Year Project, a First in her final year (Masters level) and a 2:1 overall. After 5 years I’m finally a University of Birmingham graduate!!! Praise God! 🥳🤗🥺
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Can someone explain why Oloni is committed to spelling that man’s name like this 😭
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Am I ashamed to say I listened to this almost every day this year? No.
Love is not the sanitized, romanticized soliloquy, that smiles and tries to reconcile without accountability
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Hello Hi, I’d just like to thank God because thanks to Him....
I’VE FINALLY FINISHED MY 5 YEAR DEGREEEEEE!!!!!! 🥳🥳😭😭🤪🤪
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Hey Twitter, this is what a Class of 2020 Mechanical Engineering graduate looks like 👩🏾🎓
Big up myself, can never likkle up myself.
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I’m graduating with a 1st!
(I’m deffo class of 2020, just speaking things into existence).
☺️💃🏾🌝
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On the topic of pick me songs, does anyone else get filled with disgust when Beyoncé says ‘My life would be purposeless without you’ in Cater 2 U?! ..... The same Beyoncé who 2 years prior was singing about ‘Me, Myself and I’ ?!?! I could cry.
Let’s talk ‘pick me songs’. Ladies, name one of your favourite pick me songs (a song about wanting to be chosen or doing the most for a man).
Mine is “I Can Love You” by Mary J. Blige ft. Lil Kim.
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I would actually prefer to be constantly asked 'When will you marry?' instead of 'when will you drive?' because marriage relies on someone else liking you, it's out of your control. But if you can't drive, you can't drive. And me. I can't drive.
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Pro tip
@DLTBrunch
(I repeated the pics because the rest were not taken in a way that I would like to share on this here Twitter 😂😂)
It’s me taking pictures in my Malta outfits and adding the cutout/stickers to the lineup graphic 🤭
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You’re stockpiling toilet roll, I’m stockpiling braiding hair. We are not the same.
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She’s one of the few celeb children that I feel isn’t growing at the speed of light 😭
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I’m feeling brave. Hope you enjoy this as much as I do sksksksk 😭
(Insta saw it first)
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So he wasn’t an ex-police officer… he was a police officer.
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Acriate. And I’m gonna say the same thing to my kids 😂
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I’ve never seen my timeline full of so many Jamaican flags. Not even on Independence Day.
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Kilometre is giving me those vibes from back when I thought Burna Boy was Jamaican.
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I saw this tweet earlier and it’s come back on my timeline now. It’s proper scary, look how many likes it has. We’re actually doomed.
Lol if this was the gym it would be invasion of privacy lool
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The content of this thread has reminded me that for some people, university is the first time they’ve ever had to tidy up after themselves and other people’s children have to suffer the quincequinces.
Two days ago, I decided to stop doing the dishes. I make all the dinners and I am tired of having to do all the cleaning too. SINCE THEN this pile has appeared and at some point they are going to run out of spoons and cups and plates.
Who will blink first? Not me.
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I’ve been talking about Essence by Wizkid but I need to big up True Love and Blessed too. On repeeeeat.
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The difference between Selling Sunset and Selling Tampa is so funny. They’re coming up to their clients like “I know you got money!” I’m so finished 😭
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That interview where he spoke of Jamaica’s impact on the UK’s success and how the UK should be investing more back into Jamaica was what did it for me.
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Loool the girls around me shouted ‘God forbid’ in perfect unison today when
@LILUZIVERT
told us if we’re here (at Wireless) then we’ve been left behind from the rapture. I actually couldn’t enjoy the rest of the performance.
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We don’t.
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Being an unserious person with a serious job is so funny. My research has been featured in BBC News and Sky News recently as well as a few other online publications. And then this morning our CEO complimented one of my charts. It’s so funny because I’m actually just a girl.
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I’m not gonna lie, if the exit poll is accurate and the Conservatives win, I, as well as many others, have no choice but to take it personally.
In this climate for you to have voted Conservative really really suggests a lot. I’m very sorry. That’s how I feel.
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You see God in this 2018 yeah, let me tell you what I got up to:
• Secured a year placement
• Took part in a campaign for Shell with Letitia Wright
• Passed my test and got a car
• Went on 4 trips abroad
• Spoke on Sky News
#Top4of2018
(that I’m willing to share on Twidda)
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I went on Google Maps expecting it to be somewhere in America and it’s in Manchester... as in God Save The Queen, MCR.
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In my personal opinion, whichever way you spin it, child poverty is a government problem. Whether it’s improvements to social services, education, free school meals, education for parents, increasing wages, increasing access to affordable housing, it’s all government.
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Maybe £5 isn’t too much to spend on a tub of ice cream 🤔
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After last year’s boat party I achieved my lifelong dream of being on a flyer 🤭
But imagine sipping in the sun with your mates, music going off, wind blowing through your hair, blue ocean scenery
😍😍😍😍
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Me when R Kelly comes on in the dancery
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What if I’m just laying on my bed?
Get your assignments done from early, don’t leave it till last minute, raves and your friends can wait
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We have no real sense of community or trust that others will follow through with us. That’s what I’ve always thought, people would probably do the hard thing if they knew for sure that everyone else would do it too.
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I think about this scene everyday
No one in the history of Television has ever been closer to God than this man
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Deffo gives “that’s their job” vs “I know they don’t pay you enough for this”
I delivered to Park Lane apartments, Bloomsbury flats with swanky concierges and to the 7th floor of council flats.
The bankers/Mayfair residents didn’t tip once. People in council flats were the ones who did.
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LOOOOOL LEANNE SAID ‘GO AWAY, WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSED WITH ME?’
Hello,
@MariahCarey
of Waltham Forest.
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Everything I wanted to achieve by 25 has now been pushed to 30 and I’m blaming it on the pandemic 🌚
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I can tell you for free that I’ll be using these. Sorry not sorry. My siblings were enough for me to understand.
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Imagine being the poster-boy for misogyny and sexism when you’re in the same villa as Adam Collard. Shame.
The misogyny and casual sexism witnessed on this series of
#LoveIsland
is extremely concerning. The double standards, gaslighting and coercive control being displayed by the men in the villa is hugely problematic.
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My mum: Don’t come in here with no pickney!
Also my mum: When are you having children?!
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The funny thing is, this was just as contactless became a thing on public transport so I forgot that was an option. I’d started walking already before I remembered, then waited at the next stop to use my contactless card.
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Hello
@LidlGB
can you implement this in all your stores please. I’m tired of seeing people cough on the food or pick it up with their hands and put it back. Thank you.
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So when they point the mic at us and say “I can’t here youu!” They really can’t hear us? Wow.
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I have had an exceptional final year and a first class degree is waiting for me. I claim it today. It is mine.
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Me at work
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My housemate said she’s going to Sainsbury’s to get toilet paper this morning. Sainsbury’s opens at 11, it’s 11:06, she’s still here... we’ve lost.
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Nah some people actually had to hear it plain and simple like this because they weren’t getting it.
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Letitia Wright Meets Shaniyaa | Shell Eco-marathon |
#makethefuture
via
@YouTube
Here’s the link to my personal profile video featuring
@iTunu_Speaks
😉
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Aren’t you concerned that your niece is far right?
My niece (far right) is in a girl band called Girlypop. Why is this the cutest thing ever!? 😂🥹
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👀
#makethefuture
😊
Celebrating
#INWED18
👩🔬 Stay tuned to hear inspiring stories about real-life engineering heroes, told by
@letitiawright
#makethefuture
#WomenInSTEM
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@dontsmileattee
I was thinking this, there must be a limit on the lowest attainable grade because how can you be awarding people Us and Es on exams they never sat?
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Only when I’m sad, but then the tears are my song
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Ok, I’m proud of my results now, yesterday I was mad disappointed that I didn’t get a first overall (even though it was a very big stretch given my second year grades) but I did really well this year, pandemic and all, and I’m happy!
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Btw I will be named Shaniyaa Gradfiyah for the whole of July. Thank you.
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Apart from the engagements which are already in my calendar, I won’t be participating in social activities that require money until August. Thank you for your understanding.
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They called me Lionel Ritchie. I was so confused.
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If the king and queen of England can do it, why can’t she!
i will never get over my grandmother who was born in literal January having a birthday brunch in AUGUST because and i quote “i’ve never had a summer time birthday before!” like, ma’am…. sure.
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Luca is never letting go
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You got bops girl, I just added 3 to my playlists
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6pm and the sky’s still blue? Yehhh, gimme all of that.
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So many miserable miserable people. Why are you objecting to children recieving food?!?! Why are you complaining?!? How can you be opposed to it?
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Wow. So many people are doing so many things, starting their own platforms, confidently pursuing what they want. I’m inspired, I wish you all the best and I’ll support however I can. 💪🏾🎉
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£10,000 I need to specify... £10,000.
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I’ve come to the conclusion that the person who spat at Belly Mujinga must be ‘important’ because we really don’t know anything, really haven’t seen anything.
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Whatever your dreams are, go for them
Flavor Flav sings the National Anthem at the Milwaukee Bucks game:
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A new name has been born.
Btw I will be named Shaniyaa Gradfiyah for the whole of July. Thank you.
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My little sister is my inspiration. The way in which she will not accept less than what she deserves. Her self belief and inability to deal with nonsense is truly admirable. I truly hope she continues to finesse life like this. I’m gagged, in awe, inspired.
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I had her all wrong for so long if this is authentic
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I couldn’t tell you how many times I’ve listened to Wizkid - Essence in the last few hours omds
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I get the vibe that people think the Polish team was all women or something because the responses I’m seeing are very silly. Clearly some of you aren’t recognising this was a tactics issue.
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I don't understand. Do people only go to Paris to propose? When I came back from Paris hella people were asking me if I was proposed to. For why? Because we went to see the Eiffel Tower and Disneyland? I don't get it.
If your FRIEND told you her partner of two years booked a trip to Paris on Valentine’s Day. Would you expect him to be proposing to her?
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I’m upset. “How is Leanne” is trending and I thought it was because everyone was checking in on her ☹️
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Biggest achievements in 2023:
🐍 I can code in Python, purr
🎤 I hosted the red carpet and backstage at the Young Music Boss awards
🤝Grew my network in the music/creative world
💷Reached my 2023 target salary in July and my 2025 target salary in December…
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Guysss my Snapchat said ‘2019, a year of furry friends’ then cut to a snap of me boiling my wig in a pot 😭😭😭
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