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It is funny how Pakistan is a startup which has been burning cash for decades now.
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Malala’s husband being a LUMS grad is LUMS single biggest achievement to date i guess
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I wish Aurat March gets enough foreign funding for all women to escape this country.
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Church hai isliye janay deinge. Corp commander house hota tou geo fencing kar k sab ko utha lete.
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Taking down a church while chanting naara e risalat. Eerily similar to indian right wing chanting jai shri ram while taking down mosques. So if you condemn that, but you are silent on this, you are a grade A hypocrite.
An angry mob in Jaranwala has attacked Christian homes, a church and government buildings after a Christian family was accused of desecrating Quran. Situation remains tense in the area and the policemen are trying to convince clerics to stop making announcements from mosques.
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Middle class still cant afford Beaconhouse or LUMS, let alone 10-15 years back. We still cant afford to go to US as a family and we are the upper class. Imagine how screwed up their ideas are and i shudder to think that people like Muzamil hope to join politics one day because..
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Oh look, another actor having light skin tone hired to play the role of a dark skin toned person. Because in a country with a predominantly dark skin tone, we couldnt get a single actor having dark skin tone
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State of a pedestrian bridge at Main University Road. A minor slip up and you can end up dead.
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Sexual tension between Pakistani banks and the need to get a signature on every page available in the world
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Please review.
In Government of Pakistan logo my suggestion is Jute and Tea should be replaced with Science & Technology and education icons, graphic designers there send me your ideas....
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Why do you guys write 'man down' on wedding pictures? Most of the time it is just patriarchy taking another woman down.
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Why dont we make it mandatory for every child to sign it before coming out of a mother’s womb as well? Might skip the need to sign it while marrying, applying for a passport or before every breath in this country
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The images speak of the sabar showed by PPP on 27th December 2007. What a moron.
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‘Tajir biraadari’ protesting against electricity bills is a top tier joke. They wont pay tax, run away from documentation, and then will protest against electricity bills. They are one of the reasons why bills are so high.
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If you have ever lived as a middle class person in your life, then no matter how much money you earn as you progress in life, you will always feel a guilt after spending money on yourself.
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Today marks anniversary of one of the darkest days of Karachi. For three days, the whole city was hostage to goons. Cars were burnt. People shot. So many were robbed of their belongings. And nobody till date has been held accountable. It seems like it never happened.
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A country which believes that supreme court, army and all the politicians in the country took money from US to oust Imran Khan, is having a hard time believing that a 14 year old can be forced into a wedding.
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Afsos iss baat ka hai, if the leaders of this region werent such pricks, you could have flown to india in the morning, watch the game and be back by night. This is what we are missing out on.
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Screwing the salaried class over again. Highest tax slab for salaried class now stands at 35%. more than the rate of 29% corporate tax rate. Welcome to Naya Pakistan.
#Budget2019
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Whoever released Noor’s CCTV footage, I hope you rot in hell. Deepest pits of hell.
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Allah karay aapke ghar mein paani bharay. May your family also be at the risk of being electrocuted. Then we can debate how much of rain it was. Till then, the least you can do is keep quiet and don't gaslight people.
Most developed cities (across the world!) have flooded over the years due to
#ClimateChange
resulting in unprecedented rain.
#Karachi
is no exception & just broke its own record (more accurate to say floods).
#PPP
Sindh gov was on site 24/7 (rain needs to stop before clearing)
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Sarfaraz’s captaincy is just not given the credit it should receive. We won a major ICC ODI trophy under him. Remained number 1 in t20s for a long time. Had the best ODI world cup campaign under him since 1999.
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they think their interaction with so many people provides them the kind of exposure a political worker gets by practicing politics on ground. They think it is an alternate to student politics or other ground level politics.
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Oracle bhi Pakistan ki le raha hai. Kahan se kahan le aaye humein yeh log
Congrats
@USACricket
on a historic result! Proud of the team and our very own engineering and cricket star
@Saurabh_Netra
#T20WorldCup
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Banning public transport on Eid in just anti-poor. Either place a total lockdown to restrict movement of everyone, or allow everyone. Banning public transport will only impact lower income group.
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Women, carrying Quran above their heads, were shot by police and state. Straight fire for asking water, which had been cut off for two days. It was a PPP government.
Today marks anniversary of Pakka Qilla massacre which probably started the end of Benazir’s term. The city was under curfew when police opened fire at unarmed women protesting against water supply being cut off.
Here is Oskar Verkaaik describing it:
#PakkaQilaMassacre
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P&G will make you go through thousand types of assessments before hiring and then they make advertisement campaigns like this head and shoulder kandhay se bojh hata dou move
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Income tax on people earning higher than 200k per month has been increased by 2.5%❗️
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Reports indicate that Faisal Vawda is on his way to save capitol with his pistol. Aap ne ghabrana nahi hai @ US Senators.
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It is almost 60-65 rupees per unit. Electricity shouldn’t be this expensive. It is insane how governments after governments have failed the people of this country.
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People are actually buying yhis argumwnt that we cant afford a lockdown because we have a lot of daily wagers. Bhai, once it spreads, daily wagers will get affected and they wont be able to afford health care. They are going to die.
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Someone from PPP doing something legal is definitely news
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What should salaried class do so that Maryam Nawaz can tweet and ask Ishaq Dar to look into the increase in tax?
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Btw, this is how Murtaza Wahab is beautifying the exit from airport in Karachi. By hiding the shops behind a hideous wall.
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So many times we have heard a whole party being termed a terrorist organization if some member is involved in any criminal activity but PPP somehow is still hailed as bastions of democracy despite their members invovled in murder of so many people.
This woman from Larkana is asking for justice for his son Ali Ahmed Brohi who was kidnapped, murdered & his body thrown into river by Ramzan Brohi & Khan Mohammad Brohi. A
@PPP_Org
leader M. Amin Mengal presided over illegal jirga to pardon the..
#JusticeForAliBrohi
#BanJirgas
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The whole day I was trying to avoid thinking about what happened in Peshawar today but just came across Halim Adil Sheikh putting up that murderer's picture as the DP of his fb page. An MPA of the ruling party openly supports him. This is just messed up. So depressing.
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Yaar, regardless of your salary, you shouldn’t have McDonalds.
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My annual tweet to tell everyone that Nadeem Farooq Paracha thinks that all those who migrated in 1947 were refugees and not emigrants.
My annual tweet to trigger MQM and PTI’s Karachi members:
Karachi was, is and will always be Sindh’s capital.
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What a scathing piece.
An official of KWSB was murdered after he conducted operations against illegal hydrants. Apparently, they are no-go areas and the police are either scared or complicit (latter, i believe).
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Someone in the extended family had his cattle farm around Dhabeji. Had 84 animals there, some of them for eid. 2 days before eid, some people came and stole all the animals. 15-20 armed men came the next day and beat the employees as well. Owner is in a terrible mental state rn.
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He was there to help someone. A lady who sells daal chaawal, he was probably there to cover he. But this city....
BREAKING | Times of Karachi & Pakistan Kay Sath team fall prey to
#streetcrime
in Karachi, robbers looted cash, heavy digital equipments, mobile phones and cameras at Sagheer center, near Sohrab goth area
#Karachi
.
@KarachiPolice_
@murtazawahab1
@sharjeelinam
@CMShehbaz
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Waisay where do i sign up to volunteer? Like i am usually free after 6 on weekdays and at weekends all day. Can also manage accounts/donation drives/logistical coordination during work hours. So if anybody needs help, they can let me know. Or just let me where to sign up
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I am on this group of tabdeeli supporters. They have made each other believe that every anchor is going to turn against them soon. There wasnt any rigging at all. And MQM’s chapter is closed now. If it goes on further, i am afraid they all might agree that earth is flat.
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Graphic design is my passion
Eid Mubarak to everyone.
Thanks to
@ParkashMeghwar7
for sending me this especiallly designed greeting.
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Yes. My grandfather migrated from Agra and all the stories he told me were lies. Usman knows better. Spot on.
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The sham that is tax system of this country. Tax on income from agriculture was merely Rs4.5bn in FY22 while income tax (companies + salaried + other things from formal sectors) totaled Rs2.2tn. Property taxes were only Rs22.9bn.
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I watched salam today, and now this just hit me very differently. So depressing.
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Following are some pictures from a document 'Karachi rains and the drainage channels' prepared by OPP Research and Training Institute. This has some answers as to why Karachi, specially Clifton gets flooded.
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This is what you get in dynastic political parties if you are not related to the leadership in any way, no matter how competent you are. Samdhi Ji wins, always.
SKA sidelined coz Maryam had to be promoted. Now Ishaq Dar backed despite stellar record of barbaadi.
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No political party raises voice against this. No civil society either. This is disenfranchisement of another level.
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How many political parties in Karachi have set up roadside shelters and camps during this heatwave? You dont need huge amount of funds to do it, just some actual concern for the people of this city.
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We have four votes in our house. At the time of previous local body elections, 3 went to MQM and 1 to PTI. This time, we might have 3 for JI and 1 for PTI or probably all four to JI
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‘While the rome was burning, the emperor Nero played his violin’
This time tweeting the video of my dismissal
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Jamat e Islami is doing what any party operating in Karachi with two brain cells would have done, providing courses related to IT and other stuff free of cost to people. Late, but spot on about what needs to be done for youth of this city. This is how you empower people. Kudos.
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They increased taxes for everybody earning above 100k per month. In a time when tax slabs should be revised upwards with inflation, we are doing this.
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Income tax slabs are out. Revised up taxes for everyone earning more than 200k. And for people earning above 300k, they have increased the fixed amount as well. A much higher increase for people earning above 500k per month coz they removed a slab.
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Every person who has traveled through mini busses in Karachi knows that you always put the left leg down first while getting off a moving bus. We have learned this the hard way.
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This is the worst calamity we have faced in our history. There isn't even a proper effort to make people realize the extent of damage here. This is just insane.
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Please just say a prayer for the four policemen who lost their lives and their families. Poor guys gave their life for nothing. Cant imagine what the families must be going through after first losing their loved one and then this capitulation.
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Congratulations! From the looks of it, seemed like people in Punjab forgot what it feels like to be ruled by PPP. Soon they will get to know once project bilawal is in place.
آج دوپہر لاہور کے شاہی قلعے اور بادشاہی مسجد میں موجود ساری عوام کونکال باہر کیا گیا
مقصد، بختاور بھٹو صاحبہ اور انکے شوہر محمود چوہدری کو ان جگہوں کا شاہی دورہ کروانا تھا
اس موقعے پر میڈیا کو بھی قریب پھٹکنے اجازت نہ دی گئی
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March 1: Decides to decrease petrol by 5 rupees.
March 2: Rupee depreciates by 5% (essentially means petrol might increase by 10-12 rupees on 16th march)
Proper clown show.
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Traders have been exempted from advance income tax in electricity bills but salaried class will pay it because PMLN cares more about its support base than actually taking tough measures of broadening the tax base. This is just unfair on the salaried class.
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Not only that. HE IS LYING! Bilawal house doesn’t pay for any sort of water!
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Bilawal will do politics with federal government on money for flood victims. Sherry Rehman will use all kinds of fancy words to define the situation. But flood victims are left to fight their battle on their own. Helped by NGOs only.
When night falls in the refugee camp outside Karachi, the displaced villagers worry about snake bites
One year after deadly flooding, Pakistan is still reeling
Here's a long-read featured as Bloomberg's Big Take after months of reporting THREAD 1/9
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Sales tax on condoms increased to 17% from 0%. Waisay abaadi koi kam barh rahi hai jo yeh bhi kardiya?
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They want to restrict non-filers from traveling abroad but passport fee is supposed to be paid in cash only.
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Lol. I wish we could say the same about taxes
P.s. Karachi pays its bills. 97% of it.
Fact is only Punjab pay electricity bills, rest of Pak doesn’t even bother to pay ….
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Murtaza Wahab’s twitter is like an episode of ‘aik din geo k sath’ except that it has no end and it is Murtaza Wahab talking about himself in third person
If you have seen the program, you can almost read this in Sohail Warraich’s voice
جوہر انڈر پاس کا دورہ کیا اور رات گئے ہونے والے کام معائنہ کیا۔ کوشش ہے کا اچھا اور تیز ہو
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We are getting updates from places like DHA, Clifton. But the rain has been equally bas around saddar, korangi, malir. And very little from there so far. The situation of roads there kust be even more scary.
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If you have any grievances against HR, now is the time guys
HR head Bank Alfalah arrested from Mall Road branch for not maintaining 50% staff.
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Now all the crimes of GO petroleum, listed in inquiry commission report on Jun’20 petrol crisis, will get washed. This is not just marketing, this is lobbying by GO petroleum.
I appreciate GO petroleum for responding to my call & agreeing to give a 50% salary increase to their employees. I am urging other companies to follow this example.
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This isnt funny at all. This is just an uncalled for attack on someone which didnt even target you.
Kb sa ma space ma bethi hoi thi Maho ka intzr ma wo kb Mic par aa kr kuch boly gai hun tusi sary v sun lo😂😭😭😂😎
Sher khan Memorial 🥴
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Allah PPP aur Bhuttos ko barbaad karde. Please pray for this in last ashra.
.
@MediaCellPPP
leader Ali Madad Jattak says to UoB Quetta
#female
teachers that "my mother and sisters aren't like you sitting on roads" as a result to Jattak committee made by CM
@PakSarfrazbugti
didn't made to provide budget for UoB waiting for 4 salaries
@BBhuttoZardari
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Mujh se $16 le le lekin iska twitter blue khatam karde bhai @ Elon Musk
Absolutely agreed. So wise, intelligent, and unbiased (as always).
I agree. The legal system needs urgent reforms but none to hold slanderers, bullies, and blackmailers, accountable for their crimes if you like them.
Common sense says that even if they’re caught lying on oath
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Apparently a case of kidnapping near Maskan Chowrangi, Gulshan, Karachi.
This city has truly been thrown to the dogs. No respite.
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“Bhutto insisted on referring to Miss Jinnah derisively, calling her “budhi,” and his language towards her often descended to gutter level”
PPP and Bhuttos have been racist since inception. Absolute scum.
Bhutto came to see Mazari trying to dissuade him from supporting Fatima Jinnah - Bhutto insisted on referring 2 FJ as Budhi and used language that descended to gutter level
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They are probably going to remove his account too. His death was the day i lost all hope.
We’re purging accounts that have had no activity at all for several years, so you will probably see follower count drop
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Today in Karachi which got to headlines:
-JI councilor getting shot
-Father and son killed during robbery. The mother/wife passes away in shock.
I hope law makers and law enforcers of this city rot in hell. Every stake holder is complicit. This is not how
#KarachiWorks
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Mock Altaf Hussain for his latest adventures, and they are ridiculous. But if you mock him and dismiss the grievances of Mohajirs/Karachi, you're the reason why this city might need another Altaf Hussain. Which version of him, older or recent, that is for the people to decide.
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If you are against intervention by Bajwa but support it when done by Faiz, then you aren't really here for civilian supremacy. You are only here because current establishment isn't in your favor.
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Wrote an email to NAB against a builder asking for exorbitant development charges. NAB forwarded complaint to ABAD and now that builder is pissed and wants an apology from us if we want to continue our file. This country is truly fucked up.
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Many people are terming it a picture of middle class and i wonder which middle class house is this big and has a garden? Just because that car is small does not make it a middle class picture
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Shukar hai there is a video of Faysal Bank incident. Warna had the woman spoken up on her own against it, Ali Harasszafar k 50 hazar supporters ne sab se pehle poochna tha 'wHerE is The eVideNce?'
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Father received a call about her daughter being taken to the hospital. When he reached, there lied her 23yo daughter, having already breathed her last. He couldn’t find anyone who could have brought her to hospital. Upon inquiry, it was told that her mother-in-law left her there.
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Kisi ki shaadi horahi hai, koi bahar parhne jaa raha hai. Aik hum bas shahrah-e-faisal pe phansay huay hain.
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Would you guys want to be in a space where we discuss how you can save? Various methods of saving? How can you start trading in stock market/crypto? You can ask questions and clear your fears about investing. Will it be fun? Or how do we make it fun?
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