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She/her. Lawyer @umichlaw 2017. Double Wolverine. Co-host of @ForeverSatPod with my husband @MattSwartz723 🇵🇸
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Anyone who knows me knows that I live for
@UMichFootball
and
@UMichAthletics
. Yesterday, they made me (and many others, I suspect) incredibly happy. But they made me doubly happy. Here’s why:
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Travis moving his stuff in to Taylor’s House
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce Are Apparently "Very Serious" About Moving in Together
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Fuck your signs, fuck your narratives, fuck you Tony Pettiti, fuck Ohio.
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I’d like to thank the TikTok algorithm for understanding my needs so perfectly.
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Congratulations to Cade Stover on being drafted! In honor of that occasion, here is my favorite play featuring Cade Stover.
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Today I learned that all male Georgia Fans fall into one of three categories. Category one: the Under 35s, all of whom look like Sack from Wedding Crashers
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I’m begging people to realize that UGA functionally played a quarterfinal and lost. No one cares if you’d be “favored” on Monday. Win your games.
The oddsmakers would have Georgia favored over Michigan in the national championship 😳
(H/T
@BFawkes22
)
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This is the weirdest team on the planet. It’s like the Jim of it all is contagious.
"WE GOT A CHAIR BABY!"
Michigan players are taking National Championship chairs after the win 🪑
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I’ve never made a sports edit in my life because honestly it seems hard, but I couldn’t help myself. I just hear it whenever I see this clip.
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Stubhub sends me like 15 emails reminding me about the Orange Bowl every day. Like chill. I haven’t forgotten. My kidney just hasn’t sold yet.
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Caught an Ohio State fan in head to toe scarlet inside Lucas Oil with a “thanks Utah” sign and I’m in tears. Cannot imagine a bigger loser.
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Jim Harbaugh getting his revenge on Hugh Freeze for his BS satellite camp rhetoric by flying a private plane to Oxford and pillaging the program that Freeze destroyed is a baller move if I ever saw one
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Michigan Football x January 6 Twitter in shambles right now.
Football Family.
Excited to share the field with our honorary captain for Saturday's Maize and Blue Spring Game,
@Kaepernick7
#GoBlue
〽
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1) Michigan choked this one away:
2) Michigan got absolutely hosed and was on the losing end of every. single. 50/50 call in this game.
Both things can be (and are) true.
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.
@MattSwartz723
caught this live in the stadium, but on rewatch, here’s Quinn Nordin openly mocking Jacub Panasiuk on his first extra point attempt.
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Found out there’s a wifi network in our condo building called “Buckeyes-5G” very tempted to change ours from “BigTenBurrito” to “42-27.”
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Almost exactly four weeks from now, fans at the Big House are going to be hearing James Earl Jones say the words “Championship Football” over a clip like this one, and it’s going to hit like fucking crack
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Jim putting the crown on Blake. Blake chanting for Jim. I could cry.
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Finally, a category that spans ages, of dudes who just deadass look like Yukon Cornelius. They ventured out of the woods for the first time since Georgia’s last playoff appearance to attend this game. That’s it. That’s everyone.
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Michigan was actively escorting people on to the field. Fines be damned.
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“tremendous thrower of the football” is a quote you can only give if you’ve been exposed to terminal levels of jim harbaugh
J.J. McCarthy on Jadyn Davis:
“Tremendous athlete, tremendous thrower of the football. ... The sky is the limit for him. Such a great leader, such a great teammate. So many good things to say about him, but I can't wait for him to show you guys.”
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I just fundamentally do not understand a lot of the takes I’m seeing right now. Take one blames McBurrows for skipping into the tunnel while MSU players were headed in. He has every right to be headed to his locker room without assault. Even if he’s chirping along the way.
The tunnel fight was unacceptable and I expect our players to be held accountable. But
#1
is clearly skipping into the locker room dabbing up fans looking for trouble…
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If I hear any more booing of Cade in this stadium I’m going to start throwing hands.
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How unfair was Hunter Dickinson against high school dudes like 8 months ago?
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Jim Harbaugh got to Minneapolis, realized that this is what he was going to be working with at QB and was like “nah, fam.”
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“We started from nothing.” Is a really funny way of saying “my dad is Dan Gilbert and our biggest customer is Quicken Loans.” Lmfao.
From zero to $1M in two years: UM entrepreneurs tap branding market at 19 years old
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I will say, I find the prospect of replacing Jesse Minter really daunting. Probably more so than Harbaugh.
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The over 45s, all of whom are engaging in Kirby Smart cosplay in that they dress exactly like this. I think this might just be what Sack grows into, but I’m not quite sure.
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JJ McCarthy hitting us with the Taylor Swift Fearless Era heart hands is my perfect crossover content.
🫶
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You mean the WHOLE CONFERENCE colluded to take us down and couldn’t do it?!
Shut up forever.
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This is actually a crazy thing to read. This game DOES define these teams, for better or for worse. Everyone knows this. Wild that Stroud doesn’t.
C.J. Stroud: “I don’t think one game defines us. I don’t think this game defines our team.”
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Hunter Dickinson Aidan Hutchinson
🤝 Getting mercilessly yanked down without a foul call
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Michigan just won consecutive Big Ten Championships for the first time in my living memory and the sky is falling on Michigan Twitter over transfer issues. I’m begging you to touch grass.
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Law Firm Partner: “Michigan looks pretty good this year, huh?”
Me internally: “well, they’re trying to run a lot of outside zone which I don’t really understand, and the WR blocking could use some work…”
Me out loud: “yep! They look pretty good, we’ll see how it goes.”
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Juwan running out there on the floor to pick up Mike Smith is one of the hypest things I’ve ever seen.
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You literally cannot spend all off-season being like “we’re mad about last year. We prepare for ❌ichigan every day” and then get dog walked and go “this doesn’t define us.” Soft as shit.
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This feature is so cool, but it also helps make clear what any Michigan fan already knows about Corum.
Marshawn Lloyd (and other backs) might be straight line faster, but this is where Corum really excels.
The simulcam on drills is the best new feature of the Combine 👀
📺:
#NFLCombine
on
@nflnetwork
📱: Stream on
#NFLPlus
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That’s our weirdo 🥲
“In a nutshell, I love Michigan. I love every player. I love every family.”
Jim Harbaugh opens up to
@MitchAlbom
on his flirtation with the NFL - and why he's sticking with
@UMichFootball
to go after a national championship.
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Pretty sure I nailed Christmas this year. Merry Christmas to you, Twitter fam!
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I’m going to sue Chris Balas for intentional (or negligent) infliction of emotional distress, my GOD.
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Oh my God this clip of Jim hoisting the trophy is going to be in the James Earl Jones video next year.
CHAMPIONSHIP FOOTBALL.
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Someone has a message for Jim Harbaugh at today’s Spring Game.
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Kris Jenkins ends with “WE’RE GOING TO RICKS!”
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I just made the final payment on $129,000 of law school student loans. That’s it. That’s the tweet. I’m just proud.
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If I’m JJ McCarthy, I get on IG and post a photo taken in a nondescript parking garage or park or something and tag the location as Minneapolis just to send Michigan Twitter into another frenzy.
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I would love for Tony Petitti to explain to me how suspending Jim Harbaugh alleviates a purported safety concern that results from sign stealing.
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How many times can you rewatch the Michigan-Ohio State Game?
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The silver lining of Bill Self winning another title is now Tom Izzo is the most overrated coach in college basketball
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This is the face of a new(ish) lawyer who completed her first solo bench trial today!
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Photo 1: Jim Harbaugh, post-game @ Wisconsin in front of a Wisconsin backdrop.
Photo 2: Mark Dantonio, also post-game @ Wisconsin. Same thing.
Photo 3: Mark Dantonio, who apparently covered the Michigan backdrop with his own because the petty runs *that* deep
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Speculating, but man, something about Michigan’s admissions/transfer situation appears to have changed dramatically from “we can’t take Terrence Shannon” to now.
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But why? First round draft picks are of no use against Syracuse’s zone. Just ask Tom Izzo.
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TL/DR: thanks
@Twitter
,
@UMichFootball
,
@sbell021
,
@CoachJim4UM
and Drew Dileo. You’ve made me as happy as I’ve ever been.
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“When freshman receiver A.J. Henning leapt over a Nittany Lions’ defender to make a highlight-reel catch, Harbaugh had to turn towards a group of players sitting on the bench and tell them to stand up and cheer.” Yikes.
Sitting behind the Michigan bench, a Daily reporter captures Jim Harbaugh’s frustration as the season hit yet another low.
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Mark Dantonio last June: we’ve never had issues like this in our program.
Mark Dantonio today: I’ve cooperated with the investigations on the cases I said didn’t even exist six months ago.
Dantonio says every incident listed in the ESPN story was documented & reported to him "by the authorities."
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There is a gentleman whose seats are next to mine in the Big House. Every time Michigan ran a play that was not successful (regardless of whose fault it was) he would shout “NICE PLAY GATTIS” with all the Midwestern disdain and sarcasm he could muster. Wonder how he’s doing today
We are honored to announce the 2021
#BroylesAward
Winner Josh Gattis,
@UMich
OC.
@Coach_Gattis
exemplifies the legacy of Coach Broyles and 26 years of
#coachingexcellence
.
@UMichFootball
@michigannews
@espn
@CBSSports
@FOXSports
@NBCSports
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I cried. I won’t lie. Absolutely cried.
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Dave DeJulius with an incredible comment on Michigan Basketball’s Instagram post
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We don’t deserve him.
Why we love sports:
@umichbball
coach
@JohnBeilein
had a little fun with a young
@MSU_Basketball
fan today after Michigan's win
#B1GTourney
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Lol @ Jon Runyan Jr’s comment on this Michigan Football Instagram video
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This is the most ridiculous TV football I’ve ever seen omg. Flintstones-ass run crossing the goal line
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No wonder R**n D*y got through to this guy. Kindred soft ass spirits.
Tony Petitti just snuck off the back of the stage and down the tunnel in the middle of Mike Sainristil's MVP interview.
Very on brand for the Big Ten commissioner.
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Pleased to announce (for those who care) that I’ve passed my second bar exam and I (upon swearing in) will be licensed to practice in both Michigan and Illinois. My sister, who sat for the Illinois bar at the same time as I did also passed.
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I was wrong. I have never been more wrong. I didn’t think they had it in them. OH MY GOD.
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What was the best Michigan-related gift you received this year?
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I can’t watch Nova without thinking about how, on the walk to the Alamodome in 2018, I overheard a group of Nova students “talking shit” about Michigan. “Their mascot is a comic book character!! I mean come on! How lame is that! Wolverines aren’t real!”
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Our immediately downstairs neighbors are Ohio State fans. I’m sure they’ve appreciated Matt and I for the last 90 minutes or so.
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Just got off FaceTime with my sister, who mentioned that she heard that Michigan was “stealing banners.”
She thought Michigan was stealing actual, physical signs.
Like they broke into a mf Kinkos.
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See also: when my friends try to get me to go to Skeeps.
Edelman yelling “YOU’RE TOO OLD” to Tom Brady to fire him up is everything
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Should’ve waited to raise it on February 27 vs Illinois just for the troll.
Per U-M spokesman, Michigan will raise its Big Ten title banner prior to Wednesday’s season opener. There will also be replica banners available.
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Green Bay is NFL Ohio State. I’m not sure I need to explain this.
When are we going to talk about Aaron Rodgers only having 1 SB ring?
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Michigan is losing by 24 but nothing is worse than being forced to listen to the Applebees song live.
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I think a lot of people are (willfully or otherwise) misunderstanding why it is that Michigan is introducing evidence of other teams working together to steal their signs.
It isn’t: “everyone does it, so we’re innocent!!”
The University of Michigan's 10 page response to the Big Ten cites numerous reasons objecting to any discipline being handed down on the program or Coach Jim Harbaugh. Reporting with
@RossDellenger
.
It includes documents and pictures of Michigan's offensive and defense signs
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Indiana disgusts me. I’ve never had feelings about them before, but I am disgusted.
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vs SMU; 2 yd TD up 28-7 with 1:36 left in the 3Q; another TD up 35-13 in the 4Q
vs Neb; 3 yd TD up 56-3 in the 4Q
vs Maryland; 5 yd TD up 42-14 in the 4Q
vs Wisc; 3 yd TD pass up 38-7 in the 4Q
vs PSU; 8 yd TD run up 42-0 in the 4Q
On Tate Martell and Michigan: Ohio State would be wise to use Martell in the red zone, the one area where Michigan has struggled. The Wolverines rank 125th in red zone defense. Opponents have scored on 15 of 16 red zone possessions with 12 touchdowns (8 rushing, 4 passing).
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My watch thinks I’m exercising. March is going to be rouuuuugh.
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I literally spent four hours being called fat/ugly when I went to the Shoe in November (in addition to the parade of expletives). Way meaner and more personal than “F Michigan” could ever be. So like, miss me with this nonsense.
Try covering an Ohio State at Michigan basketball game with the F*** Ohio chants going for two-plus hours.
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Not that I need more reasons to love
@aidanhutch97
but I just wanted to re-share this video from the NFL’s tiktok. It is so sweet and such gentlemanly behavior how he gets down to her eye level during the interview. Just love him so much.
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Lmfao tiktok just brought me this clip. The analysis ages like milk my GOD
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Sometimes, I really wish I could just be a casual Michigan fan, but I don’t know how. I imagine it’d be a lot easier though.
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I’m always happy for our guys who enter the NFL draft, but I’m always thinking about who is next up/whether there will be a drop off/what it means for next year.
Not today.
Peace.
Congratulations to every Wolverine who declares in coming days. I’m so proud of you. Thank you.
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There is one college football game left this season. Michigan is playing in it.
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Put him in the front row at the shoe tomorrow in those mustache/nose glasses just to watch heads explode.
Michigan has suspended Connor Stalions with pay pending the conclusion of the NCAA investigation, per U-M.
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