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Public and Political Communication l New Media I SSA New Media to H.E Gov @DapoAbiodunCON @OGSG_Official
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Governor
@DapoAbiodunCON
's Road Infrastructure Development: Progress and Future Commitments
Governor Dapo Abiodun's administration has played a crucial role in advancing the development of road infrastructure in
@OGSG_Official
. With a strong commitment to enhancing connectivity,
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Breaking News: No fewer than 150 persons have been arrested by the Ogun State
@PoliceNG
Command in connection with the unrest within the Agbado Ijaiye, Sango, Ijoko and Ifo Axis of the state.
Details soon.
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Do not use "premier cool" soap to bath after shaving, I repeat, do not use "premier cool" soap to bath after shaving!!!
Copy that?? Well if you know💀😂
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At what age did you discover that it is "Rhythm and cool and young" not "Ridimakulayo" 😂😂
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Footballer - 1wk -$300,000
Graduate - 100yrs -$300,000
Yahoo boy - 4mnths -$300,000
Teacher - 500yrs -$300,000
Networker - 6mnths- $300,000
Drug dealer - 2days- $300,000
Politician - 24hrs- $300,000
Armed robber - 10mins- $300,000
I've made my choice, make yours now😂😂😂
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Me when I have an eye contact with a SARS officer😑
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We've been able to apprehend a notorious rapist in Abeokuta. A Secondary School Teacher at that. Quite sad. Quite unfortunate!
Thanks to the Honourable Commissioner for Women Affairs in
@OGSG_Official
,
@hon_motunrayo
#WomenAffairs
#SayNoToRape
#SayNoVictimShaming
#Justice
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Me when I see a fat person trying to dance tesumole😂😂
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If 43million is chicken change to Mr. Peruzzi so tell us Mr. Ahmed how much is a chicken change to you??
Mr Ahmed:
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When I show my dad When he starts
a funny meme on my scrolling through
phone my gallery
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People with over 100 unread messages be thinking they've made it in life already😂😂
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Mom: Please withdraw 20k for me from the ATM
*2 mins later*
Me: Mom the ATM as swallowed your card o
Mom: Why would you allow the ATM to swallow the card now
Me:
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Gov. Abiodun to shut commercial banks rejecting old naira notes
Ogun State governor, Prince Dapo Abiodun, has warned that the State government would shut down any Commercial Banks operating in the state that refused to accept old naira notes.
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Okay guys let's settle this
Like for Ronaldo❤
Retweet for Messi🔄
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Your birth month is what you deserve this Christmas
January - iPhone 11 pro
February - Visa to Dubai
March - Job
April - Benz
May - Admission
June - Fame
July - 500k alert
August - IG followers
September - New sneakers
October - Love
November - Clothes
December - House in lekki
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At what age did you know that YAHOO means Yet Another Hierarchical Officious Oracle
And GOOGLE also means Global Organization of Oriented Group Language of Earth
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Nurse: "Let me just put it inside your bumbum once and press it, it won't pain you"
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A Thread!!!
So I told my sister about bet9ja and explained how it works to her, she didn't believe at first but I convinced her sha. She then agreed and I told her let try 2 odds and she will put 30k. She gave me the 30k and we played 2 odds, lo and behold boom we won 60k☺😂.
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When you play sure Arsenal to win 2 odds with your 100k school fees and then 90+3 minutes Chelsea scores the winning Goa😂😂
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Shatta Bandle: "Yon yon rich nigga. I have money more than dangote"
Dangote:
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The number of tundeednut's posts on his IG page is more than some people's hard earned followers😂😂
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Okay so
@toolzbabe
said she wanted a rock hard cock, check out
@officialnairam1
's random tweet coincidentally replying her😂😂😂
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"Guy result is out"
Me:
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I saw this nice Jpegs at around 07:08 am this morning, due to the fact that I was in awe I stared at them for like 614 times then I remembered I have an urgent thing to attend to by 06:07 pm this evening. My name is Inaolaji,but be kind enough to call me later. Good afternoon😎❤
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90% of all WhatsApp users hear their voice note again after they've sent it.
rt if you do too😎
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Me when I mistakenly step on a soldier
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"Good afternoon bross, please bros I'm from Port Harcourt, l came to Lagos to see my brother and now I'm stranded I don't know if you can help me with any....."
Me:
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#KwasuVsUnilorin
Unilorin's korope driver is brighter than Kwasu's best student. Yes I said it💀💀
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Me when i fart slowly and steadily so it won't make noise(2nd frame)
Vs
Me when everyone is choking cause of the nice odour😂😂💔💔(1st frame)
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So my guy was invited to a birthday party today, when he got to the location, his babe was the celebrant with another guy😂😂
My guy has been crying ooo😂😂
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Fine boy Chukwueze🙌🙌
Who's the best player in Nigeria?
RT for him
Like for Alex Iwobi
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Guy: Can we go out on a date?
Girl: No we can't, sorry, I have a boyfriend
Guy: Is he hungry too?
Girl:
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The first plane touching down at the Gateway International Agro-Cargo Airport in Iperu-Ilishan in Ogun State. The
@dabiodunMFR
-led administration has achieved the unthinkable within its first 4 years in office. History that won't be forgotten 💥
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As I celebrate my birthday today, I wanted to take a moment to express my gratitude and share a humble prayer for this special day.
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Random friend: Please can you lend me your charger?
Me: Noo
Random friend: Why?
Me: Because it's my original charger
Random friend: One of the reasons why I hate you
Me:
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Remove your two hands from your phone and quietly observe the magic that happens.
Comment your observation😎💀
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Even if ewure cheats on his gf she won't be bothered because she knows is sim card preeq can't reach where HIV is😂😂
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What you need to know about MOWE-OFADA ROAD...a thread!
The Mowe-Ofada Road is 8km in length.
The road originated from Lagos-Ibadan Express Road, adjacent the pedestrian bridge and ends at Ofada, Owode Junction. The project was abandoned by the immediate past administration in
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Best and strongest creature on earth is a woman!!!!
RT if you agree
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"You can't do two things at the same time and do it successfully"
I fingered her and rubbed her clit at the same time and she orgasmed.
I've broken the law💀💀💀
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Me when I'm about to leave a party and I hear "Oteselebo"🕺🏾🕺🏾🕺🏾
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In all fairness, Governor
@dabiodunMFR
deserves to be commended for giving fixing strategic roads across the state and also paying attention to other critical sectors of the economy. This is quite unprecedented in the history of this state.
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Lagos, Ogun Nigeria's most economically viable states-Report
Apart from Lagos, Nigeria's economic capital, Ogun State is Nigeria's most economically viable state, a report by Economic Confidential, a subsidiary of PR Nigeria, has shown.
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YOU SAID YES, BUT I USE
I'M THE 6 CUBES IN
SUGAR IN MY TEA
YOUR TEA.
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Prince
@dabiodunMFR
Sir, I am profoundly honoured and deeply grateful to Your Excellency for your decision to reappoint me as your New Media aide.
Your visionary leadership, dedication to progress, and commitment to the welfare of our state have been a constant source of
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Filthy rich: N500m & above
Wealthy: N100m - N500m
Rich: N30m - N100m
Comfortable: 10M - 30M
My Brother e no easy : N1m - N10M
Okay we thank the Lord: N100k - N900k
E no easy: N50k - N100k
God dey: N10k - N50k
We thank God: N5k - N10k
Chai: N500 - N1k
Sapa: N100 - N500
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Governor
@dabiodunMFR
never issued any statement in response to Asiwaju Tinubu ---Ogun Govt
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Wait who else has not seen butterfly this year🤔?. What going on in this country😥?.
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Ogun: Credit card of fraud, Adebutu should bury his head in shame
I was taken aback by the temerity and audacity of the
@OfficialPDPNig
gubernatorial candidate in Ogun State,
@ladiadebutu
, to perpetrate unprecedented electoral fraud in broad daylight with so much impunity.
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As a result of moves to further curb the recent spate of crimes in Ogun State, the State
@PoliceNG
Command, last night, arrested suspects in Sagamu and along the Agbado Ijaiye, Sango, Ijoko axis, in line with the directive of Gov.
@dabiodunMFR
to move decisively against crime.
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As promised, we have started preliminary roadworks on Olokuta-Train Station Road, in preparation for a full-blown reconstruction.
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Yes, I rolled on the floor out of excitement.
This is how I rejoiced yesterday in the presence of my boss, Governor
@dabiodunMFR
, Senator Solomon Adeola - YAYI, Hon.
@OOlabimtan
and our highly revered leader, Baba Olusegun Osoba.
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The police have released detained
#EndSARS
protesters in Ogun state.
The protesters were released following the intervention of the state governor,
@dabiodunMFR
.
Well done, Mr. Governor!
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On Saturday, a member of our team got a call from a young lady reporting that she has been raped by a man. We swung into action and located her, took her to the laboratory to run several tests before taking her to the police station to make a report.
We thereafter went with the
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A very good footballer indeed, rest on legend!
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Joju-Sango Otta-Underbridge and Garage Otta currently being fixed.
We'd keep working till thy kingdom come. 💥
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"If Yoruba people invented the ATM"
You inside your card with left hand, the ATM would say "Insufficient home training"😂😂
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BREAKING: Ogun wins first medal in Asaba
Team Ogun has recorded its first medal at the ongoing National Sports Festival in Asaba, Delta State.
Mojeed Rilwan won Bronze in the 40kg Boys after a very hard-fought encounter against his rugged Edo State opponent.
A fight of 3
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If a pregnant woman gives birth to two babies, d 1st comes out at 11:54 PM, December 31st 2019, d 2nd at 12:03 AM, January 1st 2020.
QUESTIONS
1. Are they twins?
2. Are they age mates?
3. Which year will they claim?
4. Which month will they celebrate their birthday?
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Yesterday, Governor
@dabiodunMFR
flew from the Gateway International Agro-Cargo Airport, Iperu-Ilishan, Ogun State to Nnamdi Azikwe International Airport in Abuja 💥
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If you used this lunch box, how many kids do you have already?😂😂
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"Vision 2020, vision 2020 yen yen yen"
If you don't work and pray hunger and suffer go still deal with you😂
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Guys that smell their hand after rubbing and scratching their dick and its environ, you're cultists and you need to be prosecuted😑😑
Tag a guy that does this😂
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An what?
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Who else unconsciously keeps smiling after laughing then discover that they are still smiling and get to put up a serious face again??😂😂
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Below are the telephone numbers of area commanders, DPOS and Tactical team leaders of Ogun State Police Command. Any of them can be reached in case of any distress.
Cc:
@iSlimfit
@toluogunlesi
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If I the criteria to enter heaven is having hair on your head.....
In short mbah you know where you're going already right?💀
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This girl needs to understand that I'm her husband whether she likes it or not
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My dad just caught me wanking with the groundnut oil in the kitchen💔😭😭.
Konji is a bastard😭😭😭😭
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All our Senatorial Candidates are doing absolutely well with their massive grassroot campaign and public engagement.
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Ushering the City Boy
@officialABAT
into the city of Abeokuta for the
@OfficialAPCNg
Presidential Campaign being hosted by Ogun State under the leadership of Gov.
@dabiodunMFR
#TinubuInOgun
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Low budget obalende Jesus
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Market women and the people of Mowe-Ofada couldn't hide their joy as Governor
@dabiodunMFR
inspects the ongoing roadworks around that corridor.
The governor also recommends the reconstruction of Adesan Road which is an extension of Mowe-Ofada, subject to due procurement process
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Gov
@dabiodunMFR
named as
@Forbes
Best of Africa Governor of Industrial Revolution.
Congratulations, Y.E Sir.
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Those of you that open your eyes when kissing, you're not ordinarily a cultist you're also a witch and you need deliverance😒😒
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Senator Yayi is doing wonders in Ogun West,...following the footsteps our leader and principal, Governor
@dabiodunMFR
as he's doing across Ogun State 🙌
Ogun is
@OfficialAPCNg
💯%
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