I saw a tweet I disagreed with today, and after reading it I scrolled on past because, I’m a grown up and don’t need to spew my beliefs on everyone who thinks differently.
Rule 1. No one wants to see your penis.
Rule 2. If you think someone wants to see your penis, see Rule 1.
Rule 3. If she hasn’t said “show me your penis”, see Rule 1.
Good talk, sport.
@kaitlancollins
@JoshMankiewicz
I can’t imagine a worse time for this to happen. My condolences to her family, and to the American Justice system, which also died today.
It’s cute how people in their 30’s like to whine about how old they are getting.
On behalf of those in our 50’s and above, let me just say, “Buckle up bitches. It’s gonna be a bumpy ride. “
17 is going on his first date tonight and just asked me for advice. I have won at being a father.
My advice was be respectful, remember consent, but get the large popcorn and keep it in your lap.
What’s your advice?
Some people on this app are so attractive, they have to watermark their photos, so they aren’t stolen by catfish. And then there’s the rest of us. The fugly. The free.