OPEN THE SCHOOLS

only on twitter will someone try to drag your ass for smth as innocuous as ordering mutton fckn biryani

@yapcatcore not that it matters but I always have chicken biryani and decided to get mutton biryani for a change. ALSO WTF enough people have mutton biryani, what does that even mean.

Zomato is fully in charge of my happiness right now

Waxing lady told me I was pretty and then proceeded to put me through the kind of pain only situationships usually deliver

@zraas000 Omg are u MBB too

@NarasimhaKan …lmao you’re not the first person to have said that

@NarasimhaKan I work at dalberg hehe

chaos is the law of nature

RT @FilledwithUrine: your twenties are for working towards a life you won’t want after 6 months

always a party of two with me and my anxiety

@judoflopped brooo vahi soch ke tweet kiya

@NarasimhaKan like the global development sector - think multilaterals, DFIs, philanthropies, consulting firms etc

@Navneet__Kaur_ god you guys are too cute 🧿🧿🧿

@1229_patrick I am, thank you

@EggLad22211549 umm where’s the joke buddy.