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Sera, 32, USA. ♡ this is how steddyhands can still win 🧜♂️🦄🐙 ♡ izzy hands did nothing wrong ♡ fic twitter @surprisepink_ ♡ I did a punch!
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this is how modern au stizzy is btw they are larping
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reminiscing on the universal first-time Promare experience
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not queerbaiting but a secret new thing (polyamorybaiting)
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Zagreus gets the "women want me fish fear me" shirt and Theseus responds with this
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some people on this website have gotta figure out how to express discomfort without accusing people of crimes or saying they should die
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punishing ed for his crimes by giving stede and izzy inside jokes that they don't explain to him.
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I do think people's opinions on s2 are heavily influenced by the fact that most of us went into s1 like "yeah I guess I'll check out that pirate show my friend likes" and we went into s2 like it was a major life event.
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one of my favorite s2 Stede moments is when Buttons says he's going to perform an avian transformation ceremony and Stede's just like sure! let's get you a bowl.
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the only bad thing about s2 is it should have been like 20 episodes
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"izzy did nothing wrong" I say into the mic. the crowd boos.
"she's right," says a voice from the back. everyone turns to look. it's david jenkins.
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sudden realization that unless ofmd s3 is unexpectedly long we are not only halfway though s2 but in fact halfway through the whole show.........
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Buttons in episode one is just realistically showing how it feels to be forced away from your special interest while you perform tasks.
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#ofmds2spoilers
so with Buttons gone and Stede the only captain... they didn't say it, but Izzy's his first mate now, right??
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I'm 100% convinced Izzy's gonna kiss someone this season and we're going to make a million gifs of it and yet I don't know who or when and it's driving me insane.
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thinking about how Frenchie invented pyramid schemes and fanfiction. where will he go from here.
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[worried] how much can possibly happen in a thirty minute episode
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also I love that izzy "indestructible little fucker" hands is played by a middle aged queer man.
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stede saying that he and ed are on a break is so funny bc it implies that he realized in retrospect that they were dating. that's my boy.
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personally I think Ed and Stede's forced slowburn is very cute. I want them to keep going with it. revel in the unresolved sexual tension. everyone around them is getting uncomfortable.
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every time I get nervous about what's gonna happen in the last three episodes of s2 I remember that izzy now canonically hangs out in the captain's cabin to be a theatre kid with stede and nobody can take that away from me.
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everything in s2 makes sense if you know that djenks cares first and foremost about showing off con o'neill's range.
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a few months ago: if izzy calls stede "captain" I'll die
now: izzy and stede are gonna make out with tongue I guess
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why are people so surprised that olujim are polyamorous when vico has been a vocal olu/jim/jackie shipper for the past year and a half
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I'm sure Anne and Mary are supposed to be making some kind of point about relationship but consider: women hot.
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Izzy's character arc in s2 isn't about redeeming himself to the crew it's about accepting the love that they already have for him and going from barely surviving to thriving because of it and I'm feeling very emotional about that.
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#ofmds2spoilers
also I don't like stede's character development in these episodes but I don't think I'm supposed to, so!
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can't wait for sag to get a fair deal so con o'neill can get on Instagram live for two hours and brag about how hot he is in s2.
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name ONE reason stede bartholomew bonnet shouldn't have two leather daddy boyfriends
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this is how steddyhands can still win: not with a bang but with stede sarcastically inviting izzy to join in already if he's gonna keep interrupting and izzy shrugging and nodding.
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con's "slightly confused but always supportive uncle" vibes with vico are so charming to me. 😭
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the flavor of steddyhands where ed and stede are the most annoying couple in the world and nobody can figure out if izzy is dating them or third wheeling or a secret third thing.
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Vico having access to the actual Izzy Hands (Con in costume) and using that power to make him do tiktok dances... they're the most powerful fictional character stan in the world.
vico being the president of the izzy hands fanclub is something that can be so personal.
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I really wish they were just releasing the last three episodes this week I'm gonna feel so stupid being on edge for a week waiting for 28 minutes of tv.
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#ofmds2spoilers
"many of us here are calypsish" gay? do you mean you're gay? is that what we're calling it now?
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I think s2 will end with the crew separated (amicably, with the understanding that they will meet again since djenks said the ending will be satisfying) and it'll be like:
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btw "character arc is over so the character dies now" is not a good reason. jim is still with us.
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so are people who had "the crew gets a cat" on our s2 bingo cards allowed to check it off or
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samba revealing all of the romantic and comedic stuff that was cut out of this romcom is turning me into the joker.
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david jenkins had the opportunity to do the funniest possible thing and call s2e8 "Steady Hands" and I hope he took it.
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if steddyhands isn't real why are they all compared to mythological creatures huh. (mermaid/kraken/unicorn)
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your "babygirl" is committing arson and doing unlicensed midwifery.
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on insta I saw a trans comedian talking about a time where they pulled out a knife at a party and someone went "this bitch has a knife" and then quickly corrected it to "this motherfucker has a knife" and that's jim and frenchie.
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why are people speculating about izzy dying again... that's literally stede's special little guy.
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fun fact! sometimes different seasons of a tv show focus on developing different supporting characters.
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Ed and Stede are so cute but I NEED Ed to work things out with Izzy by the end of the season my little guy suffered more than Jesus.
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do you guys ever think about HBO Max's acclaimed pirate romcom Our Flag Means Death
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how are people already having intelligent takes on these episodes it's gonna take me until december
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if con o'neill did in fact drop TLOU for OFMD he made the best possible decision for his career, assuming you measure career success by the quantity of tentacle porn of your character.
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oh when "izzy figures out who he really loves" is that... himself..........
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#ofmds2spoilers
I can't belive izzy canonically walked in on ed and stede's morning after to go "docking all by yourselves, handsomes?"
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someone on tumblr posted some quotes from the script of a movie that was never made (The Sea Kings by William Goldman) that could be OFMD lines and... amazing.
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Okay is it just me or does it sound like he knows that this was their first time... did Stede tell Izzy during one of their gossip sessions that he and Ed hadn't fucked yet...
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endlessly funny to me that every reunion fic included Izzy having to make up in some way for selling Stede out (and in many cases the author considered it an unforgivable crime) and then in the actual show everyone is just like [shrugs] izzy's a dick sometimes.
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I'm definitely not the first person to make this observation but Izzy is 1000% the kind of guy to say he doesn't want a pet and then he's the one who bonds with the pet the most.
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real talk ed knew this man for years? decades? and he didn't hit???
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did izzy get a bath in episode 4... did someone help him...
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we thought stizzy was destined to be hatesex or a slowburn but it turns out that stede just had to pull off one competent plan and izzy was like 👌
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why does Djenks keep talking about how important the Ed-Stede-Izzy love triangle is when Ed and Stede are so obviously endgame UNLESS...........
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An Izzy death fakeout would make sense and it would be funny in retrospect but it would also give like half the fandom panic attacks in the middle of the episode so they probably shouldn't.
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Thinking about the 5d chess Ed was playing in episode 4. I don't think we've talked enough about how yes the clothing swap was some flirty fun with his new buddy but it also gave him a chance to check if Stede's corpse would be the right size to pass off as his.
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looking forward to the new era of edstede fics where izzy is just There.
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con o'neill deserved better btw but he absolutely killed this role
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can't wait until Thursday when Izzy is in danger for all of .5 seconds and everyone who's worried about him realizes they got worked up for nothing.
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psa about hits-to-kudos ratio on ao3: a single reader, reading a fic once, can still lead to an ABSURD number of "hits".
I'm reading a certain fic for the first time. I'm on chapter 8/9. according to my history I have viewed this fic FIFTY TIMES.
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how could you dislike izzy hands when his tummy hurts and he's being SO brave about it
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also please enjoy this screenshot of the .2 seconds of joy that izzy experiences in s1
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Zagreus and Asterius
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stede at the piercing studio frantically texting lucius to ask which one is the gay ear.
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If Izzy Hands met Con O'Neill he'd probably pass out.
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28 hours until... well, until something happens in the pirate show.
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vico being the president of the izzy hands fanclub is something that can be so personal.
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stede: okay, all in favor of kicking ed off the ship for psychological torture, attempted murder, and general bad vibes, say aye.
entire crew: aye. 😐
stede: and all in favor of letting him stay on because he's just dealing with a lot and he's very pretty say aye... aye. 😀
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keep thinking about how stede said treasure is the real treasure but izzy said, with full sincerity, that the real treasure is the friends we made along the way.
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hey man, would it kill you to be enchanted by the simple beauty that surrounds you for like five seconds
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nobody who's played Hades is neutral about Theseus, either you absolutely fucking despise him or you want to kiss him directly on his dumb loud mouth
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thinking about how con, a middle-aged queer man, put so much love into izzy, a middle-aged queer man that happens to also be a huge asshole, thinking that nobody would really like the character and then a solid portion of the fanbase decided that actually izzy needs to be loved
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beating a dead horse perhaps but man were izzy enjoyers right about a lot of things, huh!
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his cringefail ways and inexplicable cockroach nature entice men.
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izzy hands is gay he's problematic he's the judas to ed's jesus he's emotionally immature he's a good shag he wants to be better but hasn't gotten the chance to he's got sexual tension with lucius he's a little bit afraid of jim and he's my best friend 💕
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I don't think Stede has a gaydar in any universe he probably thinks Izzy is straight.
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"you're blocking people because--" I'm blocking people because they're annoying. god bless.
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zagreus to theseus
oh youre worth $200 million?? im worth 0 million and im going to beat you to death
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zagreus and theseus are the shortest characters in Hades you CANNOT change my mind
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I think if they wanted to put Izzy in s3 the best option would be to just have him be on the ship with zero explanation.
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what's everyone's favorite completely unserious izzy hands quote mine is "useless fucking fuckers"
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had to read this three times to realize it wasn't about Zagreus being a bottom
Looks like Zagreus finally made it to the top — Hades is August's best new game as voted by PS Blog readers: Congratulations,
@SupergiantGames
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con got tired of being accused of heterosexuality huh
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