Semi-Automatic Dave
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@9mm_smg
@Oilfield_Rando
Terrible death. Literally all I can think of, when I see that video. Basically in slow motion, as you look out the window, and see the ground getting closer. Nobody deserves that.
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@drosennhl
That’s how a lot of games are in Europe, from what I’ve heard. Looks like a great place to watch a hockey game! Puts a number of NHL rinks to shame, in terms of atmosphere.
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@stillgray
I’m all for capital punishment, when I see shit like this. Even for teenagers. Weed them out of the population before they can do more damage.
This kind of behaviour is absolutely disgusting.
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@S_CharlesNFL
This is pretty unfortunate tbh.
Says a lot about where we are, as a collective. And it’s not a good place.
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@jpolly22
Kinda like all the Brazilians, who were cheering for Argentina during the World Cup?
Oh wait.
🤡
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@internet_paolo
Minus the oversized vehicles, the shit architecture, and overall feeling of “blah”. Yeah, just like Europe.
🤡
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@heatdaddy69420
It’s nice that guys like Rempe are celebrated by some ppl. Dude is an absolute dirt bag, who is going to seriously injure somebody. Not if, but when.
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@DrJacobsRad
THIS is exactly what is still wrong with soccer. Stop teaching kids how to dive, it’s gross. The South Americans are all about it too…
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@AjayCybulski
Dude is an absolute freak athlete.
Would be great to see the Bills finally put all the pieces together for him.
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@mathewjdp
Hyman truly is Kunitz 2.0 eh.
No chance in hell, would he be on this roster, if he wasn’t already playing with McJesus.
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@BR_OpenIce
@CanadiensMTL
Will they still be doing this gay shit in April, when they’re fighting for 75 points?
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@LauraLynnTT
These retards blocked an International boarder, for upwards of two weeks.
What did we think was gonna happen?
Absolutely idiotic move. And while I don’t necessarily agree with the sentence length, such is life. They opened themselves up to this possibility, and have nobody
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@GinoHard_
@bmyhres
Maybe Georges can teach Rempe how to hit, without leaving his skates, too….
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@LeafsPapi_
He’d be a fool, not to want to come home.
Imagine wasting your best years, living in Edmonton!?!
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@CarymaRules
We need to see more of this!
If you’re going to be a hateful piece of trash, the world deserves to know who you are. Employers. Customers. Family.
Show your faces, cowards!
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@CanucksArmy
No chance. They got Pavel Bure in the 6th round! Doesn’t really get any better than that…
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@OilersNation
@star_mechanical
You could move the Oilers to Yellowknife, and guys would still want to make the move, in order to play with the best player in the world….
Literally has nothing to do with Edmonton.
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@leatherbrainz
This honestly isn’t even close. Lamar is a gifted athlete, no doubt. Especially with his feet. But Josh is bigger, stronger, and more accurate.
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@PierrePoilievre
Both of these folks need to run better practices, if they truly can’t afford a home. Would like to be more sympathetic, but too much earning potential here. They’re clearly doing it wrong.
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@MapleLeafs
If he’s put in a position to succeed, Nick will score 20-25 goals this season.
Looking forward to it. Glad this is behind us.
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@RevRayCistman
@stillgray
Pretty clearly, this was in fact a race thing….
Don’t see a lot of that kinda behaviour at my local coffee shop. Just saying.
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@BryanPassifiume
Couple of good old fashioned Canadian names right there. Send them back to where they came from, no questions asked.
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@BigHeadLeafs_
At this point, none of this is overly shocking. It’s only been a key talking point for FIVE seasons now, lol.
On the bright side, I still don’t think that Willy has even reached his ceiling yet. Expect big things from him over the next few years, imo.
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@LouSassle716
@NMBR1WOLVESFAN
@ohKAYx33
I was betting thousands, long before I was of “legal” age. You have no clue.
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@CWilliamson44
They should probably make an award for it, tbh.
Board queen?
Either way, her complete game is still not even close to CC. Not even close.
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@bruce_arthur
Corporate owned teams are the worst, from a fan perspective. Granted they were corporately owned before. But putting that much control into one conglomerate, who ONLY cares about a balance sheet, is a big loss for fans.
Give me one wealthy businessman, who also happens to be
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@thegoldenmuzzy
Pretty sure the only reason Marner still has an A, is because there would be never ending tears if they took it away.
Love Willy. So much.
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@HFTVSports
They teach shit like that to 10 years olds, in hockey schools, all over Canada. Feel like learning to use the boards, is right up there with skating.
Sure it looked nice at speed, but talk about a nothing play.
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@CarymaRules
How are these non contributing zeros still allowed to just takeover our streets?
We need to ban masks and face coverings at protests, immediately. And start deporting.
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@goddeketal
@stillgray
Hard to take a guy who calls himself a doctor, when he couldn’t get into med school, with any degree of seriousness, too.
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@MarioNawfal
We are hopeless as a society. I might understand those figures if she was at all attractive. But also, we’d still be hopeless.
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@Banx_Leaf
Being the highest paid player in the league, is certainly a flex. I guess?
This is crazy though. Just f’n win man, then you can ask for all the money in the world! He hasn’t earned it, and doesn’t deserve it.
I will be sick, if he signs something like that, and ISN’T then
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@strifeomg
This isn’t actually an ongoing debate.
If you didn’t get to see MJ play, your opinion isn’t valid. Simple as that.
Have been watching ball for 30 years. Aside from Kobe and Steph, there hasn’t been a player who’s nearly as feared as Michael was. Especially when it counts.
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@ArashMadani
It’s shocking to me, that anybody still cares about the CFL.
It’s kinda like being a fan of the AHL affiliate of your favourite pro hockey team.
But also not, because the game is worse, and none of the players have a shot at actually going pro.
Has the federal government
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@RichardCityNews
Ford is such a tool.
He should check in with
#Boston
, and see how their cool tunneling project worked out.
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@worldhockeyrpt
Pretty gay. It’s preseason man, just relax.
That said, probably a lot of pent up anger about having to live in Edmonton again.
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@LeafsUpdates21
Perfetti is a solid player, but absolutely not worth Robertson and Minten, let alone them, plus Kampf. Not even close.
Are you for real?
Absolutely crazy talk.
Feel like Robertson has similar upside. Minten is tough to value, but he’s also 20 still.
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@spittinchiclets
Deadly? In 2023?
He might win them an extra game or two during the season. What’s the point?
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@MarioNawfal
That’s really nice of Iran.
If I’m not mistaken, their last military achievement involved shooting down a commercial airliner, full of innocent civilians.
Baby steps, I guess.
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@BigTucsonDad
At least they’ll have fans show up….
Also, sweaters are temporary. Like the Yotes.
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@RealRobReinhart
Taking Marner trader rumours with any degree of seriousness, from an account with 1.7k followers, seems irresponsible.
But I would definitely respect the move by Utah front office, that’s for sure.
Honestly, I think it would be a great place for 16. Minimal pressure. He can
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@rightblend
This shit is ridiculous.
There are a number of places in the world, that would never tolerate this behaviour. Canada needs to become one of them.
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@LNNinstagram
At least he’s standing, and seemingly able to walk around. There seemed to be some doubt there for a while.
Weird though, no question.
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@Concern70732755
I would very much be in favour of something like this.
All you need to do is open social media, to see the complete lack of respect that some of these folks have, for their new homeland.
Their way of life, has effectively destroyed the places they’re fleeing. And now
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@DubsBetterrr
He was TOO good, at doing the one thing all ballers should be able to do.
Shoot to win.
Steph was an assassin early on. He didn’t get the credit, because there was simply no comparison.
Not a conventional looking MVP, at any level. But the most deserving I’ve seen.
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@JustEsBaraheni
That would be pretty savage. To essentially steal away RJ, for Precious. Masai going legend.
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@KatKanada_TM
The Liberals are so out to lunch, it’s incredible.
They must have something in their bag of tricks though, right?
Polls aren’t everything. But if they were, surely some alarms would be sounding by now. What’s their endgame?
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@MarioNawfal
We need to start demolishing mosques in Canada, too. Maybe the IDF can do us a solid?
We scratch your back, you scratch ours?
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@MelissaLMRogers
Arrest them all. Send them home.
I wasn’t serious about this before. But we’re getting there.
Canada is not the same.
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@TLNdc
The Leafs “could” be working on an extension….
They “could” also be working on a trade.
Nobody will know anything, until it’s done.
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@racheldoerrie
You seem to have a bit of a grift going on with the sports books, too.
Do better.
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@Leafslatest
Dude has really put himself in a pretty shitty corner. Still like Nick, in terms of his potential. Still think he will make some kind of a career for himself too. Jeez though, not a good look.
The possibility of simply sitting out, has got to be the worst possible thing
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@OliLondonTV
Pretty accurate assessment unfortunately.
I definitely don’t feel at home, in many parts of the country.
The fact that we continue to allow this invasion, and overtaking, without consequences, is simply saddening at this point.
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@LeafSingh
Didn’t seem all that real. But I also took it for face value.
This app is really crushing it, in it’s commitment to driving xenophobia.
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@MapleLeafs
It’s refreshing to see guys actually earn that belt.
Pretty sure they used to just draw names out of a hat.
Love Benny!!
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@seanshapiro
This is so big. For the most part, NHL merchandise sucks! Looking forward to seeing a bunch of new hat drops for next season.
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@JoeyMannarinoUS
Didn’t realize Waka was playing that middle school gymnasium circuit these days.
Bit of a reach, Joseph.
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@WBWCanada
Promoting fighter jets? lol. To who?
It’s a fun spectacle. Kids love it, and many adults are entertained by it. Not once has it ever made me think of war, believe that we should go to war, or that war is cool.
Not all things are for everybody. Stop being so offended by
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@justleafism
What a dumb take that is. Baseline, suggesting that anybody can be like Sidney Crosby is a ridiculous statement to make.
Matthews is who he is. Not every elite player is going to grow up and be as selfless, or determined as Sid. In fact, you could say he’s in a league of
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@FriedgeHNIC
Why does toffoli want to be irrelevant, for the rest of his career? He could definitely be an asset on a contender. Weird.
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@NHLJets
Reminder that these social media accounts are run be people with a marketing degree….
That’s a brutal, late, blindside hit. Absolutely unnecessary. Shit like that cost Crosby a couple prime seasons.
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@N3onHQ
Imagine being a UFC champ, and having your boys run up on this little nerd.
Diaz is such a loser.
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@andystrickland
@CamandStrick
Being a good person only gets you so far. Especially in pro sports.
Absolutely appreciate everything Mitch brings to the table. But you can’t convince me that he’s not lacking that ever so hard to define x-factor. There is no extra gear. In fact, the added pressure of
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@NHL
@FlaPanthers
Sorry, was that a parade? Pretty sure the state of Florida has turned out more for a fishing tournament.
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@TeacherofPuck
With all due respect to Hyman, Caufield is absolutely the better hockey player. Nowhere else in the league, would Zach have 54 goals. Or even close to it, for that matter.
I’ll say it again. I would have at least 20, playing with McDavid. And I haven’t laced them up
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@9mm_smg
This is an interesting thing to consider. But it would also never happen. Who TF strives to be involved with Islam?
They would spit on the women, and cut dudes heads off. And then r
@pe
the women. Obviously.
#IslamLife
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@LeafsUpdates21
I want to agree with this, believe me. But let’s exercise a little caution here. Cowan had a season that was remarkably similar to the one Nick Robertson had, during his last year in Peterborough. And Cowan did it, on a MUCH stronger team.
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@JeffVeillette
Let’s be honest, if his big brother keeps doing it the way he has been, it’s gotta be hard to be Nick Robertson.
Nick was always the better of the two, as they were coming up through junior. He thinks he can do way more in the league. He’s clearly frustrated with his Toronto
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