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today is the last day u can retweet this for the next 10 years
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jerry stiller making JLD break is still one of the funniest things ever
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JERY SEINFELD: whats the deal with airplane peanuts oh no
[CEO OF AMERICAN AIRLINES STARTS MARCHING TOWARD STAGE]
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CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
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here it is the full bee movie script in one twete
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when someone asks me what i think abt F·R·I·E·N·D·S
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If u havin girl problems i feel bad for u son
jery had 73 girlfriends throughout seinfelds run
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Who Should Play John, Paul, George and Ringo in the Beatles Movies?
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JERY: no colusion?
KRAM: NO COLUSION
JERY: how do you know
KRAM: i got the report rite here! my friend bob sacamano got a copy
GERG: this is a pile of papers, its all out of order
KRAM: he didnt have time to collate it
JERY: so there was no collation?
KRAM: NO COLLATION
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as the stars arive at the academy awards, remember that no one will ever top what jason alexander wore to the oscars red carpet in 1998
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its not space jam without the heart of the franchise
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I turn on Zoom and see my son treating his body like an AMUSEMENT PARK
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dropped off a big salad at Julia louis dreyfus hollywood star
Nothing but respect for MY president
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JERY: you slid into her DMs??
KRAM: slid RIGHT in
GERG: i never slide. not a slider
KRAM: oh you gotta slide. Thats the whole point of the DMs!
JERY: how about you, you ever slide into the DMs?
ELANE: depends on the D
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can this pic of gamecube costanza get 100,000 bookmarks
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INDIANA JONES: that belongs in a MUSEUM
PHOBE WALLER BRIGE: so do your heteronormative values
INDIANA: not helping
PHEOBE: thats what women are to you (to camera) “the help”
*CGI de-aged osama bin laden runs away with dial *
INDY: you idiot now we’ll never stop 9/11
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JERY: so how was your date with dracula last night
ELANE: he did the mash
JERY: he did the MASH?
ELANE: (wiping glasses) he did the monster mash
JERY: and? was it a graveyard smash?
ELANE: it was not
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"must be hard guarding jeffrey epsteins cell on your feet all day, wouldnt you be more comfortable in a chair ?"
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havent they been through enough
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GERGE: hey can u spot me for lunch? Im a little short on cash
JERY: crypto?
GERGE: crypto
JERY: what happened i thought u bought the dip!
GERG: I did! but then it dipped again
JERY: it double dipped?
GERGE: I DOUBLE DIPPED THE CRYPT
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what if we all simply voluntered to help the USPS like jery
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looks like elon is blowing up twitter. is this a social media site or one of his cars?
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KRAM: im CANCELED jery!
JERY: canceled?
KRAM: FULLY CANCELED
JERY: by who?
KRAM: who else? twiter
JERY: cant you get uncanceled?
KRAM: Jery once you get canceled, thats it! theres no coming back
JERY: i told you not to twete the n word
KRAM: i thought you meant "newman"
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seinfeld, 2008: jery get ipod
seinfeld, 2018: jery eat tide pod
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what if Bieber diplo and skrilex created the seinfeld theme
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America has lost an icon.
Robert W. Gore, inventor of the breathable-yet-waterproof fabric known as Gore-Tex, has died at age 83. His 1969 discovery ultimately revolutionized outdoor wear and helped spawn uses in numerous other fields, including space travel.
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whenever this mf shows up in an episode of seinfeld u know its about to be a good episode of seinfeld
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wtf
Louis Vuitton literally stole their new fragrance from Seinfeld
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UNCLE LEO: you hear about kanye?
JERY: no. i dont really keep up w–
UNCLE LEO:
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this is the first thing you see when you wake up in hell
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NAVY SEAL: this was an extremely dificult mission and we are so glad that-
Elon musk BERST in to press conference
ELON: i GOT it, WATERPROOF TELEPORTATION DRONES my team can have a prototype in 72 earth days
NAVY SEAL: the boys havebeen rescued
ELON: ANOTHER POINT FOR ELON!!!
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fuck you
FRIENDS 2018 PLOTLINES
-Joey eats Tide pods, goes to hospital (guest star Ellen Pompeo)
-Chandler won't shut up about how funny his Vines were
-Ed Sheeran cameo interrupts Phoebe's Central Perk set
-Ross gets everyone into Bitcoin
-The One Where The Gang Realizes Their Privilege
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