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i put my charms and stuff up on etsy since my big cartel hosting fees were getting on my ass. hurrayyyy
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this meme is baffling to me because every young person i know either doesn't want to get their license or wishes they lived in a place where they didn't need to own a car
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i think games like this suffer a lot from thinking the only people playing them are going to be 20 something cottagecore tumblr users and not gilf hunters
literally every one of these these stardew-alikes suffer from putting all their body diversity on undateable characters... like why is mistria gonna make me look at 4 twinks and 5 skinny girls but these mindscramblingly hot older woman are off limits
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like who doesn't want to drive less ???? this is a genuine question who the fuck LIKES driving over the concept of public transportation or walk-able cities
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do you know who wants more accessible railroad travel in america? most of the population. do you know the reason we don't have it? because car manufacturers overrule public opinion with money and force us to all live near mega highways
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do you guys remember the last time they did this and everyone wanted it and then elon musk shit and pissed himself and tried to use his money to veto public opinion and build a stupid fucking tunnel instead
The Federal Railroad Administration is conducting a study to evaluate restoring daily, long-distance, intercity train service.
Their initial proposal would add 15 long-distance routes, serving 61 additional metropolitan areas and creating a true national network.
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leftist critique is easy when you ignore basic aspects of reality ig
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@Sabrinasaline
i do get that at least. not being able to drive has made me feel really lonely, but i'm on the spectrum and live in a really high density traffic location. i can barely get behind the wheel without shaking. really no one should even want me on the road to begin with
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like why is the main assumption that the player character, of entirely indiscriminate age and background, is a young adult? why are you assuming no one older than 25 is playing your farm sim?? is it not indefinitely weirder to limit older players to exclusively young bachelors
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i'm just really looking forward to bowser's fury
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what do you mean the ghost trick anniversary was yesterday? time isn't real. it's fine.
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which is to say nothing of the fact that i'm in my early 20s and the only characters i ever want to date are massive, morally dubious, and over the age of 40
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also i get everyone wants to date the hot older women but can you guys let me date celine's dad. i'll be their third i don't want to break up the marriage but please let me d
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haven't done anything in the dr style in a while so im a bit rusty. i got a magolor sketched too that i might finish later.........
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why did this blow up who are you people
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@ministarfruit
mini one of these days you're gonna actually get me into tempus just because you draw them so shaped
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@transjunkrat
terminally online trans people will bash each other for funny haha gender jokes meanwhile today i found out it's now illegal for my nurse to give me medication
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@Bee_Kirby
the 300 endings in shadow the hedgehog are a metaphor for the 300 possible genders
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idk who needs to hear this but the actual creatives of a thing - like the animators, boardists, voice actors, etc - almost never see any of the money earned through viewership. most of the sale revenue will go to the producers.
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dont think ive ever drawn nahyuta actually
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ooooo you wanna play kid icarus uprising so bad it makes you look stupid
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i can't stop drawing stupid dq11 jokes that come to mind at 2am
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i've been telling people for years that the game theory brand kickstarted an entire industry behind teaching kids how to be as media illiterate as possible
it’s a decent video but they ignored all of the billford implications and came to the conclusion that the oracle is bill’s ex i’m genuinely tweaking rn
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he's-a right behind me isn't he
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@VyMeowles
"of course they're in red they're in hell" why would hell be this red. even the biblical depictions of hell are not fucking red
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@Pokemonprimed
omg fellow floridian... yeah this post was me being mad about the highways in central florida lmao. trying to learn to drive here where there's basically no calm backroads is insanity
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today *I* will be the funny man who makes the dq11 text post thread
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if capcom won't provide than I'll just do everything myself (aka thread of all the aa4 style sprites ive made for fun and sport)
clay terran:
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you requested the boys and I aim to please,,
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gee apollo how come capcom let you have so many dads
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the comments on this being like "um acktually right wingers want to censor us" are so telling because no one on earth is trying to censor your dumb fucking fanfiction and the only people who think they're being censored 24/7 are right wingers
the most successful right wing internet op has definitely been those people getting pr*ship and fujoshi sides of the internet to fully embrace 'fiction =/= reality' to justify pedophilia and have a totally uncritical eye to the sexualization of race and transness
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Happy
#mikumonday
everybody! Here's my full piece for the Miku Monday Zine! I'm honored to have been apart! I only wish I could've devoted more time to my addition,,
Download the zine here:
Thanks again to
@mikumiku_ebooks
!
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@turnaboutsister
miles edgeworth isn't in an internet fandom miles edgeworth is the kind of guy with a shelf collection and the dvd box set from the 90s
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MARK BANKSTON? LIKE THIS MARK BANKSTON?
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i fell in love with the bob-omb so hard it returned me to my 2012 gijinka roots
(play origami king it's cute)
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i hope they write the name of every murdered palestinian in the blood of cowardly politicians. i hope the guilt of slaughtered children feels like maggots crawling across their bare flesh. i hope every breath they taste for the rest of their life tastes like bile.
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he gets fired after 3 hours because he was spotted stealing dessert cakes from the back room
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i think i'm overdue for a new sona.... would you still love me if i was a crap
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tomorrow is the last monopoly mermaid monday.... and then it will be. monopoly la mer monday
#tropicalrougeprecure
#precure
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@IwriteOK
it doesn't help that when you try to say 'hey i'm worried about the fact that biden has started aligning with the alt right when it comes to certain issues that get people killed' you get accused of wanting the fascist in power instead
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dead serious as a floridian; if you support this man in any way, shape, or form, never talk to me again. he is one of the most vile people on earth.
I’m running for president to lead our Great American Comeback.
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i'm gonna be so real rn: if you hated mabel pines it was because you hated teenage girls
rewatching gravity falls is realizing every bad thing anybody has ever said about mabel is not only incorrect but also completely applicable to dipper tenfold
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me 2 months ago; the legion of stationary are so dumb it's just household objects
me now; watch how hard i can personify a box of colored pencils
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i'm sorry to tell you this but 14 year olds calling you cringe for liking incest and maus being taken off high school reading lists is not the same thing
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little known fact lgbt actually stands for Let's Get the Briar Prince Therapy, Quick
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i just think she's neat...........................
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finally. the only one of these i'm qualified to do
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do you like fireworks?
[play ai the somnium files]
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hey did you know they raised kids together
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25. when that elusive age echoes or whatever (act 3 spoilers)
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@chemikal_ex
tbh i think celebs should tell random fans to fuck off way more often. just like in general
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shoot for the stars and end up burning alongside them
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watching gordie say he's gonna kick your ass before doing a standing backflip changed me as a person
#swsh
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quick reminder that fanartists are still people who receive notifications on their work so please don’t qrt the art I spent hours on to add uncomfortable and rude comments.. please.
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@heartslabyulian
my favorite thing sebek does is when he shows up in an event to have 2 lines where he screams or insults someone and then isn't seen again
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what are you, some kind of ghostphobe?
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@solitaireshep
YEAH... YEAH......... tbh i do feel like since it's still early access there's a good chance a lot of these npcs become dating options cause a lot of people seem to be saying this in reviews and such
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// aa6 spoilers //
nahmandas mean remembrance.
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finally.. after over a full year..... my art style can finally do him justice
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@TheKayaplaaya
especially because you can give your character facial hair and stuff. white hair is an option. I get younger people are probably the main demographic but clearly not their ONLY demographic
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james somerton "i swear on my dead mothers grave" apology vs "i was dropped on my head as a baby" apology fight
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been a minute since i drew my favorite hot topic man
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OH and here's my teenie little preview of my entry for
@bugoffpkmnzine
! dwebble don't look at his cards like that it's cheating
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i don't think i'll ever understand why studios pour millions of dollars into projects like this for a product that looks maybe an 1/8th as cool as a tv show for children that came out almost two decades ago
this shit looks like a moderately impressive super bowl commercial that would end with a tagline like “Doritos: The Fire-Benders of the Snack Aisle”
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the levels of paper mario fan are as follows:
1) casual enjoyer
2) would consider it one of your favorite games ever
3) you're in my group chat at 4 in the afternoon talking about how you noticed the price of mr softener is 1 coin more expensive in the ttyd trailer
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if I can't afford to buy eggs how the fuck could I plan on leaving the country
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fuck it. i make the found families now
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wait no this is what it felt like to see the cast list for the mario movie right before bayo3
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terrible little man. I hate you. give me merch of him
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i was trying to draw them for a joke but i gave up on the larger comic
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i already see people saying stuff about it being staged so for anyone not watching the news right now: bystanders died and the shooter was gunned down so no i don't think it's staged lmao
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oh thank god i'm so glad people aren't forgetting about the iilluminaughtii shit in the midst of all the colleen ballinger drama because blaire is such a fucked up person who should be laughed off the internet
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okay but now it looks like there's a dildo sticking off of whatever is on the table behind her
She just changed her profile picture because of this lmao
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points. gamer
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we should start making a collection of these
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oh god is he really just trying to use putting doge as the icon to obscure search results on a lawsuit
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every day i tell gryphon he's a handsome little boy most special little guy on earth and he looks at me like i'm an idiot
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i think more little girls in fiction should be unabashedly weird
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I've grown attached to my human Marx..
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the mr beast thing is so infuriating because for years anyone who didn't trust the guy and his insanely wealthy productions got harpooned online. now all these people are seeing all these reports coming out and going "WHO COULD'VE SEEN THIS COMING??"
bitch we did
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i do not mean to be particularly dramatic but seeing my personal hero when i was like 11 talk about being a trans ally is making me so emotional. thank you mr. conroy.
I don't think it's rudely forcing upon others to say what you want to be called. It’s something every human is owed & is the very reason we invented names/descriptive words in the first place. Please say what you want me to call you when introducing yourself even if I didn’t ask.
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omg a hit tweet. mistria devs please let me make hayden a lesbian
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