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@scottheisel

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Music writer/editor for hire. Teacher, @SoRCleveland . DJ, @wcsbcleveland . Owner, @youthconrecs . He/him. Views are my own & do not reflect those of my employer.

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@scottheisel
Scott Heisel
2 months
The Black Keys just canceled their entire North American arena tour for this fall due to extremely poor sales (likely due to exorbitantly priced tickets — most markets were $100+ just to get in the building). Whoever thought booking this band in arenas in 2024 should be fired.
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watch the liberal media ignore this
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@KollElmEnglish Yeah, they're a decade-plus removed from their last big hit, they absolutely should have done a theater tour. A $100 GA ticket to get into a 2500-cap room stings a lot less than a $100 nosebleed ticket in a 15000-cap room.
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@scottheisel
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2 months
An example of one show's availability before all dates were yanked off Ticketmaster yesterday.
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@scottheisel
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6 years
The internet remains undefeated. Congratulations, @weezerafrica ! #WeezerCoverAfrica
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@scottheisel
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11 months
The only thin blue line I respect.
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@scottheisel
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1 year
Happy Thursday, here’s J Mascis singing Tom Petty at karaoke.
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@scottheisel
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8 years
I gotta say, I never thought of @TheFrontBottoms ' "Twin Sized Mattress" as a protest song, but the lyrics work kinda well on posterboard.
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@scottheisel
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1 year
I used to work at Alternative Press, AMA
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That blanket NDA you signed years ago to get severance? It's void now, according to the National Labor Relations Board.
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7 years
Extremely bold move to try and shift the narrative from "Jesse Lacey had emotionally abusive, sexually motivated relationships with minors" to "Jesse Lacey is a serial cheater, please feel sorry for his wife."
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Brand New
7 years
Statement from Jesse Lacey:
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8 months
The biggest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing me to watch three hours of Monday Night Raw to get a four-minute nothingburger of a CM Punk promo.
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@scottheisel
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4 years
One last look inside @amoebamusic ’s old space. 📷: @damianzamora
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@scottheisel
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3 years
I absolutely did not have "the Mighty Mighty BossTones broke up because Dicky Barrett is anti-vax now" on my 2022 bingo card.
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4 years
@zanexdaniel This is the house band from School Of Rock Cleveland from a couple summers ago. I know this because I work there. I'm not sure what the point you're trying to make is — kids can't play Fugazi songs? Kids can't have nice instruments? Weird take.
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@scottheisel
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3 years
It's 1995. You're a teenager in Philadelphia. You only have $20 to your name. Which shows do you attend?
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4 years
I miss the old Blink-182.
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@scottheisel
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4 years
@GovMikeDeWine There was a brief moment in time earlier this year, when you listened to Dr. Acton and tried to protect Ohioans, when I thought, "Y'know, maybe I'd actually consider re-electing this guy in 2022." But you continue to show your true colors, and I will continue to vote against you.
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@scottheisel
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2 years
Cheap Trick recently completed a sold-out four-night stand in Las Vegas in which they played 84 songs with only five repeats. I dare any rock band with a career as long (five decades!) and a catalog as deep (20 records!) to even attempt this. @cheaptrick forever.
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@scottheisel
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3 years
Happy anniversary, Cleveland. cc: @cavs @KingJames @FakeLilKev @Reflog_18
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@scottheisel
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7 years
BEEF STROGANOFF FOREVER #wweGBOF
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3 years
emo kinda sucks now, officially switching to ska
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7 years
@realDonaldTrump shut the fuck up, don
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10 years
Big ups to @paramore and their team for getting an EXTREMELY well-deserved Best Rock Song nomination for "Ain't It Fun." So good! #grammys
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@scottheisel
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7 years
@realDonaldTrump shut the fuck up before you get us all killed you dullard
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@scottheisel
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8 years
. @warriors wish u were here jk
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@scottheisel
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1 year
This is my favorite At The Drive-In lyric.
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@scottheisel
Scott Heisel
5 years
So I got a package in the mail today from @sheetz . In it were Sheetz-branded Air Pods. This is the greatest day of all time. Sheetz >>>>>>>>>>> Wawa.
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@scottheisel
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7 years
@86thetomato @ZariaVonMars @LullabullacooD @sarahkendzior this is the NYT ad in question, it's in today's paper.
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4 years
The FAQ from @jimmyeatworld 's website, ca. 1999. Simpler times, man.
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@scottheisel
Scott Heisel
3 years
On Thursday, the employees of Bull Moose Music in Salem, New Hampshire, started informally talking about unionizing. On Friday, the entire staff was fired and the store was closed. Buy your records from independent stores who care about their workers. Fuck Bull Moose Music.
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@scottheisel
Scott Heisel
11 months
Bomb the music industry.
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Jeff Rosenstock
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Felt appropriate to post this on Labor Day. Here are the merch cuts being taken by the venues on this upcoming tour. This is going to cause us to sell our merch for higher prices than we'd like to at certain venues. We think that sucks. 1/
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7 years
@shygal0000 @julzzzzrenee @realDonaldTrump @POTUS we are supposed to get paid for this???????????????????!!1??????
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@scottheisel
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1 year
An incomplete list in alphabetical order Paul Baribeau Bear Vs Shark Criteria Envy On The Coast The Felix Culpa The Forecast The Frenetics The Gamits Limbeck Locksley Mando Diao Moneen Polar Bear Club The Sidekicks Spitalfield The Swellers The Velvet Teen Vendetta Red The Zutons
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@scottheisel Which promising band/artist you covered did you think never got the attention they deserved? If you could go back and be in charge of AP what would you have done differently?
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4 years
Here’s @SoRCleveland covering Fugazi’s Waiting Room:
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2 years
never thought i’d get ratioed by phish fans, 2022 continues to throw curve balls
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Scott Heisel
8 years
Don't worry, @realDonaldTrump , you're not alone. Let @pattonoswalt help you laugh your worries away.
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@TrueKofi Just glad you're okay!
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Scott Heisel
5 years
hey @puptheband I think I found the opening act for your next CLE show, call me dudez
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@scottheisel
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7 years
@shygal0000 @julzzzzrenee @realDonaldTrump @POTUS oh wait just checked my paypal I AM RICH NOW all it took was this one dynamite tweet
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7 years
ICE CREAM PARLOR CLERK: "I love your Brand New shirt. It's my mom's favorite band." I have literally never felt older in my life.
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7 years
when the direct deposit hits
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@scottheisel
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5 years
I lost 100 pounds in 2019! That’s pretty cool. In 2020, I’m gonna try for a more plant-based diet. Here’s my plan: JANUARY - Meatless Mondays FEBRUARY - Meatless week + Meatless Mondays MARCH - Meatless month Join me! Let’s try to un-fuck the world.
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@scottheisel
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3 years
You can only pick one, random mid-'90s pop-punk edition.
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Scott Heisel
5 years
“Banksy? Go fuck yourself. Van Gogh? Eat shit. Picasso? Canceled.” — @chrisfarren , discussing his art onstage to a lot of confused Free Throw fans
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@scottheisel
Scott Heisel
6 years
Tim Landers ( @terencetimothy ) of @Transitma / @missermusic has passed away, as confirmed by his partner Nicole Theiss. This is awful. What a talented human. My deepest sympathies go out to his family and friends. Please keep mental health and addiction in the national conversation.
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@scottheisel
Scott Heisel
3 years
@DBAnthony “Have you ever felt the pain so powerful, so heavy you collapse?” It’s probably COVID, Dicky.
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@scottheisel
Scott Heisel
7 years
@senrobportman Hi Rob, constituent of yours here up in Cleveland. Could you stop sending prayers and start sending back the $600k you got from NRA?
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Scott Heisel
4 years
btw if anyone wants to see the full thing:
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@scottheisel
Scott Heisel
2 years
Tragic news: Sean Lipinski, formerly of Twin Cities hardcore bands Holding On and Regret and currently of Sunset, recently had emergency brain surgery. Sadly, he is comatose and will become an organ donor. A GoFundMe for his wife and children is here:
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7 years
@realDonaldTrump fuck off, don
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7 years
@wellthatblowes that's on you for not having eaten it by then
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@scottheisel
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4 years
Might wanna think twice before laying off that copy editor.
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4 years
@GovMikeDeWine THANK YOU! You are taking this crisis seriously and I and thousands of other Ohioans are appreciative.
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7 years
L: Goldberg/Lesnar, bell to bell R: Undertaker's entrance #Wrestlemania
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3 years
I felt a great disturbance in the Force. As if millions of voices cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.
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@TrevorDame ADAM COLE AND ADAM PAGE, NEW JAPAN IS ALL THE RAGE, THE REDEEMER’S BACK ONSTAGE, WHERE THE HELL IS BRIAN CAGE
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7 years
@realDonaldTrump Even the haters and the losers?
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Scott Heisel
3 years
plz rt if you think @theweakerthans should reunite, thx
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@scottheisel
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5 years
Happy 3-1 day, everybody. #neverforget @Reflog_18
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5 years
Real talk: I have never been under 300 pounds in my entire adult life, until this morning, when the scale read 299.8. I’ve lost 78 pounds on Noom since January, and I’m not gonna slow down any time soon. Thank you, @NoomCoach , for helping me get my life back, one day at a time.
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Scott Heisel
3 years
Why are there no ska bands from Alaska or Nebraska? Seems like a real missed opportunity.
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Scott Heisel
9 months
So Andre 3000 is dropping a flute-based free jazz record on Friday, and this is the tracklisting. This is going to mess up so many peoples’ Spotify algorithms.
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@scottheisel
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7 years
@jessemadrid26 @realDonaldTrump actually it sounds like he is, all dude does is complain on twitter
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4 years
Here’s @SoRCleveland covering @smoking_popes ’ Need You Around:
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I'm sorry, Trayvon Martin. You deserved so much better than this.
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There hasn’t been a year in my life where I was under 300 pounds since I was in high school, probably. I’ve officially been under 300 pounds for exactly one year as of this morning. That’s wild and cool. To anyone currently starting their weight loss journey: You can do it.
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4 years
I'm pretty sure @shidahikaru wearing her own merch while housing a tub of ice cream as the @AEWrestling women's championship is propped up next to her is the biggest flex of 2020 thus far:
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5 years
On this day 12 years ago, @gaslightanthem played @thefestfl for the first (and only) time. One of my all-time favorite shows.
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Motion City Soundtrack is reuniting for one show — New Years Eve 2019. Im probably not allowed to say much more, but I will say the show is in the central time zone.
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@Indians @cavs I won't be silent. Just saw it live sry.
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@realDonaldTrump YOU'RE GOING TO GET US ALL KILLED, YOU FUCKING TODDLER. SHUT UP.
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