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Scott Sparks, MD

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Peds urologist in LA- Fellowship PD, LGBT+ representation in surgery. Views my own. Obsessive movie/TV/podcast fan. Podcast producer. 🏳️‍🌈👨🏼‍🤝‍👨🏻 he/him

Los Angeles, CA
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Scott Sparks, MD
5 years
@colleenmfarrell I feel so proud when I see trainees fighting for what’s right and putting their neck out there. I’m so sorry you’re going thru all of this and I hope there’s some silver lining for you. Know that we see you and will support you however we can! . Sincerely, A Concerned PD.
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Scott Sparks, MD
4 years
Ok #gaymedtwitter, we have a new legend to stan!.
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Scott Sparks, MD
4 years
Ok #MedTwitter why are there STILL so many MDs who don’t “get” PrEP?!? It’s not new - there’s just no excuse. AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, IF YOU HAVE A PT ON TRUVADA (PrEP) DO NOT DOCUMENT THAT THEY’RE HIV+ BC ITS NOT FACTUALLY ACCURATE.
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Scott Sparks, MD
2 years
I worry about grown adults who wear literal pajamas on airplanes.
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Scott Sparks, MD
2 years
@jtrebach Haha. This, sir, is terrible advice in a urology clinic.
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Scott Sparks, MD
5 years
Hi, I’m a pediatric urologist. You may know me from my hits “that’s not actually a UTI”, “no we don’t need an ultrasound to find your kid’s testis”, and the chart-topping “you’re symptoms are probably due to constipation”.
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Scott Sparks, MD
3 years
@PettyHomoMD Yes but…have you tried being a patient? I’ve had times where I know a lab takes 24 hrs tops and I haven’t heard back for a week w results bc the doctor hasn’t reviewed it. That’s not ok either 🤷🏼‍♀️.
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Scott Sparks, MD
5 years
God help me for this (and I really hope gay twitter doesn’t cancel me). Lady Maga.
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Jake Tapper 🦅
5 years
The Why
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Scott Sparks, MD
6 years
@kevinmd This physician’s wife should divorce him and take half of that money now. She clearly had the right impression of him to begin with.
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Scott Sparks, MD
4 years
Should we tell her?.
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Scott Sparks, MD
3 years
@DrLuskin @AshleyGWinter @fuzzymittens @NationalZoo @GUUrology I did 7 otter vasectomies in one day! (They wanted a peds urologist cuz they were tiny otters lol)
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Scott Sparks, MD
4 years
I’d like to report a hate crime. Can you imagine the audacity of this one gray eyebrow hair?!? And during #PRIDE no less!
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Scott Sparks, MD
4 years
As a gay physician I’m embarrassed about the ignorance of my colleagues and I am exasperated for the entire #gay community.
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Scott Sparks, MD
4 years
@Vancbromycin Lol do straight people even get it?!? 😂😂.
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Scott Sparks, MD
5 years
Ah the arrogance of a surgery resident on twitter. Just as gross online as it is in person 🤦🏼‍♂️
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Scott Sparks, MD
2 years
To clarify, this is a one hour flight.
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Scott Sparks, MD
4 years
I cant believe I’m posting this 😬😳😂
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@DShadowgazer
Dr. Shadowgazer
4 years
post a picture of yourself from high school.
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Scott Sparks, MD
4 years
@RupaliGautam_ I think it’s important as physicians that we don’t lose sight of that feeling. It’s often easier to depersonalize patients to protect ourselves. Don’t do that. Feel sad for your patients. Cry with your patients. Keep being a human.
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Scott Sparks, MD
4 years
Recent article by yours truly about the sometimes complicated business of being a gay urologist.
@NatRevUrol
Nature Reviews Urology
4 years
From our NRU Pride Collection: in this World View article, @scotter Scott Sparks discusses his experiences of being gay in urology. Read for free here: #NRUPride
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Scott Sparks, MD
4 years
I did a thing! Wrote an article (w help and collaborators!) about #LGBTQ representation in Urology.
@AmerUrological
Amer. Urol. Assn.
4 years
From the Diversity and Inclusion Focus Issue of AUA News:. Increasing Diversity and Inclusion with Urologists for Equity
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Scott Sparks, MD
5 years
And today is the day I understand why people say I have resting bitch face 🤷🏼‍♀️
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Scott Sparks, MD
4 years
Anyone want proof that #lgbtq people still experience barriers to medical care? Here’s a small snippet of my husbands experience (and he’s presumably advantaged since I’m a dr). This is why #gaymedtwitter is so important to me!.
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Scott Sparks, MD
2 years
Since I’m on my way home, I guess I can post a couple pics. Here’s a good (and rare) photo of me and the hubs together 😍
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Scott Sparks, MD
2 years
@elle_gayar That really sucks. No one should have to work under those conditions. Besides, you can’t provide appropriate care to others when you’re grieving the loss of a loved one.
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Scott Sparks, MD
3 years
Ah, the French quarter, where everything smells like urine. You really know how to make a urologist feel welcome! #AUA2022.
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Scott Sparks, MD
2 years
These hotel air fresheners are getting pretty risqué
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Scott Sparks, MD
3 years
Well I’m a vers doctor and I’m telling you it isn’t real 🤭😂 #gaymedtwitter.
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Scott Sparks, MD
5 years
A group of Aries is called a wrath.
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Scott Sparks, MD
5 years
@theatermania @TheTonyAwards THIS is the musical they choose?!? How about one of the MANY shows that have been recorded on stage? How about “fan fav” Tony performances from years past? How about anything other than a Grease song-along by myself?.
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Scott Sparks, MD
3 years
@NTConnell Happy pride! I’m Scott and I’m a pediatric urologist in Los Angeles. Focus on pediatric kidney stones and gender affirming surgery for young adults. Also fellowship PD and getting a masters in Med Ed.
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Scott Sparks, MD
5 years
I saw this yesterday but I’m still screaming 😂.
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Scott Sparks, MD
5 years
Y’all! I did a thing today! And this is a big deal bc I usually DO NOT bake. But I made a carrot cake and it was legit delicious! #ImaBaker
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Scott Sparks, MD
4 years
@RupaliGautam_ I remember my first code too. In a word- surreal. I didn’t cry in the moment. I was so caught up in the choreographed chaos of all the providers and in awe of their focus and dedication. That night tho, it finally hit me that I saw someone’s life end and at that point I cried.
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Scott Sparks, MD
2 years
Ok fine
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Dess 💘
2 years
Let me see yall at 19? 👀.
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Scott Sparks, MD
2 years
@AshleyGWinter I love it but I’m a staunch believer that Xmas doesn’t start til after thanksgiving so I really don’t wanna hear it yet.
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Scott Sparks, MD
4 years
@jack_turban Non-psychiatry fact of the day: whippets are adorable animals that make wonderful pets - as long as you don’t value your personal space too much.
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Scott Sparks, MD
5 years
Been seeing several doctors post this as if their mind is blown. I find it hard to believe that people *actually* don’t know this?!?.
@AdaMcVean
Ada McVean | Trans Rights Are Human Rights
5 years
Daily reminder that turtles are not “inside” their shells. They *are* their shells.
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Scott Sparks, MD
2 years
It’s a weird day to be a gay urologist on Twitter. Half my feed is still #AUA23 posts and the other half is gay men going crazy over Met Gala looks 😂🤷🏼‍♀️.
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Scott Sparks, MD
4 years
@TamaraSurin @JAMA_current Oof. I listened for myself and…it’s something. The host seems like he just can’t get over the term racism being part of this VERY REAL AND PRESENT PHENOMENON. So instead of diving into the topic he keeps perseverating on the word. It’s pretty 😬.
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Scott Sparks, MD
2 years
@jfunkmd @clavelluro @SPuro88 @justindubinmd @AshleyGWinter @kjdelay1 @frosso55 @melina_mccarty I try to be more tactful on here but…fuck that urologist. Hate to see that kind of bigotry in our field.
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Scott Sparks, MD
5 years
@DShadowgazer Asymptomatic bacteriuria -> low key infected.
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Scott Sparks, MD
11 months
Ok folks. I’m in Maui solo til Friday. Anyone got any recs? (And of course I accepted the lei at check in 💅🏻)
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Scott Sparks, MD
4 years
As a gay urologist, I feel you (personally and professionally). We all have days where our “tissue” handling could be better 🤷🏼‍♀️😂.
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zakiya ❄️☃️🎄
4 years
Learnt to catheterise today and for some reason my hands just didn't wanna work so I kept mishandling the mannekin penis and I accidentally looked a teaching fellow in the eye and said "I swear I'm usually better at holding these".
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Scott Sparks, MD
4 years
@DocWithBowtie @JAMA_current @DrKatzNYCHH @ehlJAMA This was 💯 my takeaway. The host just couldn’t handle calling it racism bc HE clearly was too busy trying to defend his own anti-racism. The guest was trying to have a serious discussion but the host kept coming back to the term.
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Scott Sparks, MD
2 years
@concernecus Takes offense in cardigan
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Scott Sparks, MD
5 years
Representing @ewarren under my scrubs today! #SuperTuesday #ChooseWarren #docsforwarren
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Scott Sparks, MD
3 years
@RyanMarino @MCpublicsafety @STPDMontcoPA @MontcopaDA The heart attack these people would have if you just walked in wearing street clothes and cleaned up the fentanyl for them 😂🫢.
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Scott Sparks, MD
3 years
Had a great time at Outfest opening night tonight and got to see a great movie on top of it! Plus who doesn’t like hanging out in a cemetery!
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Scott Sparks, MD
3 years
Very excited to match Callum Lavoie from @UrologyAlberta to our pediatric urology fellowship program @CHLAUrology. Welcome to the team Callum!
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Scott Sparks, MD
4 years
Awesome headline! @Slate 😂😂
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Scott Sparks, MD
4 years
Omg sign me up!.
@TheOnion
The Onion
4 years
Krispy Kreme Offers Vaccinated Customers Free Ride On Glaze Conveyor Belt
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Scott Sparks, MD
10 months
@Dermin_ You may not have MD PHD in your bio but you’re demonstrating how it’s not needed to come in with a horrible take.
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Scott Sparks, MD
4 years
@AllisonRBond As a urologist, while “difficult” foley consults can be annoying, there’s nothing more satisfying than sliding it in first try and seeing everyone’s surprised looks 😎😂
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Scott Sparks, MD
4 years
So as I was doing a @onepeloton ride yesterday, I look over and see this lazy asshole 🤦🏼‍♂️
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Scott Sparks, MD
2 years
As a pediatric urologist I come across this frequently. It’s completely pathological and encourages not only poor voiding behaviors but also dehydration. These teachers should be educated about the potential harms associated with this restriction.
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Scott Sparks, MD
7 months
The CHLA division of pediatric urology is thrilled to announce that Austin Shults from @MGHUrology will be our next clinical fellow! Congrats to Austin and we’re thrilled to have him join our team!.@AmerUrological .@SPU_Urology .@CHLAUrology
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Scott Sparks, MD
4 years
You know that feeling when you apply for something that you really want and then don’t get it? Yeah it’s that kind of day. #theresalwaysnexttime.
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Scott Sparks, MD
3 years
@ALinZMD Oh that’s cute that you think someone is purposely designing those rooms. In most hospitals they’re a 100% afterthought and stuck where there’s space.
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Scott Sparks, MD
4 years
@KimiChernoby @DGlaucomflecken Ok but can we talk about how anyone who uses abbreviations in their notes should ABSOLUTELY BE DOING THIS?!?.
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Scott Sparks, MD
5 years
@jack_turban When I came out to my co residents and one of them (my chief resident) started spreading rumors that I was HIV positive 🤦🏼‍♂️. Unfortunately I was too embarrassed and deeply entrenched in “subordinate resident mindset” to lodge an official complaint.
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Scott Sparks, MD
4 years
Phantom of the Opera is just objectively terrible 😬.
@bwayagnes
aggy ᜵ ᜀᜃᜒ 🍉📻 same username on 🦋
4 years
Broadway opinions that’ll make you end up like this quick. ‼️ (Please no attacking of actors/writers/other individual fans, etc.) ‼️
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Scott Sparks, MD
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🌈E👏🏻V👏🏻E👏🏻R👏🏻Y🌈 🌈D👏🏻A👏🏻M👏🏻N🌈 🌈D👏🏻A👏🏻Y 🌈.
@ChaseTMAnderson
Chase Anderson, MD, MS (K.C. Ardem) 🦸🏽‍♂️🏳️‍🌈
4 years
Good morning to everyone, and today is another great day to be rampantly, unapologetically gay. 💖🏳️‍🌈🦄🦸🏽‍♂️✊🏽🔥.
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Scott Sparks, MD
3 years
@AshleyGWinter @alextatem Totally agree. Worst part about being a surgeon. I used to assume that I’d become more of a morning person but now here I am, 12 years out of fellowship, still struggling to wake up in the mornings 🤦🏼‍♂️.
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Scott Sparks, MD
5 years
Today and every day 😂.
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Scott Sparks, MD
5 years
#socialdistancingsocks Day 30 - today might be the last day guys. Running low on interesting socks 🤷🏼‍♀️
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Scott Sparks, MD
3 years
Just eating fries and watching Mean Girls on a Monday night like a couple of bros.
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Scott Sparks, MD
5 years
This. is a shockingly accurate depiction of my own experience 😂.
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Kent DeLay
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Watching resident do ureteroscopy for the first time .
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Scott Sparks, MD
4 years
Who is this joker making fun of/belittling DOs? Oh right, someone who knows nothing about it. The next time you wanna disparage a whole subset of LICENSED DOCTORS maybe consider keeping your mouth shut. All of #medtwitter should be outraged.
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Scott Sparks, MD
5 years
Real friends eat yogurt together #whippet #bird #conure . Fwiw, this is actually shocking. They are NOT friends on most days
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Scott Sparks, MD
2 years
@trpender @jbcarmody @BriChristophers @pedsmd2b @MollieMarr @ReginaRoyan This is most evident during end of M4 as you said AND end of training. It still bothers me that ppl don’t notice their privilege when talking about taking trips or time off. I don’t begrudge them but don’t look at the rest of us like we’re crazy if we couldn’t afford that 🤷🏼‍♀️.
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Scott Sparks, MD
5 years
Doing your first solo case as an attending.
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Scott Sparks, MD
4 years
Woohoo!!!
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Scott Sparks, MD
3 years
@basophil_brett I’m so sorry Brett! Definitely nothing to be ashamed about though - I know multiple people going through it too. Wishing you a very speedy recovery!.
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Scott Sparks, MD
3 years
@jack_turban I clearly know what you mean. But on a different note, much of gay Twitter would disagree 😂.
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Scott Sparks, MD
3 years
Robotic training for our new fellows and PAs.
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Scott Sparks, MD
4 years
@RealMed3 Omg he’s my hero! Strutting around giving absolutely zero f**ks! 😍😍.
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Scott Sparks, MD
5 years
@jtrebach I’m so glad to learn this. Makes my favorite article title of all time even better!
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Scott Sparks, MD
5 years
@WFKARS Literally no one loves their health insurance.
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Scott Sparks, MD
2 years
Is it too much to ask for our anesthesiologists to wear this shirt instead of scrubs?.
@shirtsthtgohard
shirts that go hard
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Scott Sparks, MD
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@jack_turban @YaleMed I am a cis gay man and a surgeon
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Scott Sparks, MD
4 years
I mean look at this absolute supermodel showing off his brand new hoodie
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Scott Sparks, MD
5 years
The person//the dog
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Scott Sparks, MD
5 years
Ok #SocialDistancing socks Day 6 (with a totally unabashed plug of the hubbies podcast @eos_10) @justinmclachlan
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Scott Sparks, MD
2 years
I’ve seen multiple ppl share this and I watch it every time 😂 - my favorite part is “God I can see your feet” 😂😂😂.
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Scott Sparks, MD
2 years
Here’s our @CHLAUrology division Halloween costume! Thanks to our CFO (chief fun officer) Evalynn Vasquez, MD for organizing @rdefilippomd
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Scott Sparks, MD
5 years
The level of disrespect here 😂😂
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Scott Sparks, MD
4 years
Taking a moment to celebrate the best part of the opening ceremony (I’m assuming since I didn’t actually watch 😂).
@Olympics
The Olympic Games
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Rio 2016 ✅.PyeongChang 2018 ✅.Tokyo 2020✅. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. 😎 . #OpeningCeremony #Tokyo2020
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Scott Sparks, MD
3 years
@DGlaucomflecken My goal is to one day work in a hospital with a lounge that’s stocked with food.
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Scott Sparks, MD
5 years
How’s everyone’s evening? The dog seems to be taking the social isolation better than the rest of us
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Scott Sparks, MD
5 years
I think we all have these concerns. Ultimately I think we all have to decide for ourselves what professional on social media looks like for us. I personally believe we can be our authentic selves while staying on “the right side” of our individual definition of professional.
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Scott Sparks, MD
2 years
Congratulations to Brian Chun from @UPMCUrology who matched with us @CHLAUrology for his pediatric urology fellowship! We are so excited to have him!.
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Scott Sparks, MD
2 years
On my way to Rwanda! Let’s do this!.
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Scott Sparks, MD
5 years
@MarkHoofnagle Oh god just watching this gives me anxiety. No sharp trousers in my room either!.
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Scott Sparks, MD
5 years
#socialdistancingsocks Day 36 - until I get new socks, this will be the last day of socks friends
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Scott Sparks, MD
5 years
Just over here doin my thing. Casual morning dog walk looks 😜
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Scott Sparks, MD
2 years
I’ve never identified with anything more.
@OdedRechavi
Oded Rechavi
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How your email finds me
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Scott Sparks, MD
4 years
First meeting of our hospital’s new LGBTQ+ ERG this past week! Super excited to be able to co-lead this group and hopefully do some really cool things with these (and plenty more not pictured) awesome folks
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Scott Sparks, MD
4 years
Why are people (read: the gays) just now realizing how great Kathryn Hahn is?!? Some of us have been out here singin her praises for years! I’ve been obsessed with her since Stepbrothers
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