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deep state enjoyer. permabull. former OpenAI. this is all comedy 🎭 haha 😆

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I, I.V., do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or
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@signulll they’ve romanticized narcissism in women & demonized it in men, yet all women want a man who is a narcissist, & all men want is a woman who isn’t a narcissist
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J. Cole fans discussing music vs Young Thug fans discussing music
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We're still waiting for this fight...
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yall sucking dick for $50M ?
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Eye doctor: "Read as many letters as you can, ok? Me: "S-U-P-R-E-M-E" Eye doctor: "Damn vro, I fw the vision. Let's build, let's create."
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@pierce_jor @bk17__ @Uhh_Desmond @TomiLahren Bitch shut up with your victim mentality
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Russ fans after writing a 9 page single spaced essay under a meme explaining how he isn’t trash
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@KILLTOPARTY indian man wrote this
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@RedPillSayian “Whites Only ✋🚫” Twitter Space is crazy 😭😭😭 no power irl
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@zackfox da struggle made me who I am bitch
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@NJProudResister @cnnbrk You’re not going anywhere 😂😂😂😂
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@signulll we’re not all autistic yet so some ppl don’t think ROI > everything like us 😂
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that annoying feeling when you wake up in the morning instead of dying in your sleep.
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@Gentilenewsnet @sneako the fact that you think it’s possible for a nation to have an avg IQ of 67 is kind of funny. you clearly don’t understand what 67 IQ looks like
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@TomiLahren You're fake af.
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@Akademiks absolutely ZERO snitching. he got 7 months time served for nothing in exchange, when he was facing federal RICO charges (90+% conviction rate, 25+ yrs). nothing to see here.
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@TomiLahren If you're in your 20s, explain this....
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@_charlie_hunter @TomiLahren 😂😂😂😂look at all the triggered white people liking your tweet
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@YoelTIsrael @stats_feed i’ve actually never met bigger jokesters in my life than them
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@esaagar i don’t rlly like cannabis and i hate potheads with a passion, but u have a very strange obsession out of nowhere that just comes off as being a square, rather than actually despising them lol
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@SportsCenter @EliasSports Stupid stat once again
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@yay_itsrai why do you need a meal that feeds 12 every time you go to chick fil a?
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@iamyourboon lmao anyone with notes like this is LARPing 90% of the time. same vibes as the girl in your psychology class that’s gotten 74% on each exam
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@barrystantonGBP @KassyDillon it’s anti-semitic to say march 24, 1933 came before september 1, 1939
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Damn... my doctor said I'm showing signs of a reptile this function
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@TabisBack It’s like we showing off Pokémon cards 😂😂😂😂
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@TomiLahren You're embarrassing yourself, Tapatío.
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@TomiLahren You're from South Dakota.....
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@coldhealing they’ve been on 50 “dates” 🥴🤢
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@Hama3supporter @Gentilenewsnet @sneako 67 IQ is needing a caregiver level
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@annehelen Why are people going out of their way to make the worst possible person THE champion for their cause?
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@jimmy_dore Force restart your iPhone bro: and quickly release the volume up button. and quickly release the volume down button. and hold the side button. 4.When the Apple logo appears, release the side button.
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@MomsPostingLs you would think single moms done went to iraq & served their country with the way they act like it’s some sort of badge of honor
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@RedPillSayian >“i can’t give up on people 🥺” >”im opportunistic”
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@guwop 5 years of talking??
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@unplugfitX you missed the often overlooked insidious one: food.
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@ScuderiaFerrari Lamborghini started out as a tractor company; now Ferrari 🤡🤡 is the one making tractors
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@raymo_g went from building the wall to bringing them on stage 😭
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@wallahi Y'all a year old and don't got real estate investments? Y'all not trading stocks 😳.....?? 😭😭😭😭 catch up you broke boiis
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@SpatelBTC @coffeebreak_YT @LoganPaul @gofundme i believe he has insurance for this type of thing
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@RedPillSayian passport bros some weirdos let’s keep it a thousand
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@esaagar bro you are fkin weird!! you’re complaining about lots of sunlight now??
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@FreshandFitPod Ritter Interview: Nick JF Interview: Dawson 9/11 Series (Part 1/5): Nick JF vs Destiny Debate:
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@miramurati dude. no one knows what a system safety card even is. i’ve never seen a company so focused on making safe something too impotent to be unsafe in their first place. you guys better have something crazy behind the scenes that needs all this safety nonsense to be out first
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@stiffbaccali @RedPillSayian you guys are dodo birds 🦤
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@H8UHOES Lmaoooo these bitches sound like these kids from Codename: Kids Next Door
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@unplugfitX & claim they were pharaohs, steal egyptian culture, too.
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@RedPillSayian @Lucas_Gage_ @ShaykhSulaiman the “apparently 🤷‍♂️; someone told me,” before this is crazy 😭😭
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Tomi Lahren is a clown 🤡 @TomiLahren
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@vuhsace Fit so fire 🔥, I couldn't just take ONE pic 😤
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Lmaoooo who is responsible for this??
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@chrislhayes I’ve never seen cable news hosts have a backbone like this. Good job, Chris.
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@TheMindScourge @PaulSkallas actually physics is. close—but not past—the sound barrier is the worst air speed in terms of pretty much any metric you can think of lol
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Remember @beatsbynav ? This is him now, feel old yet?
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@WorldStarFunny You're literally a fake WorldStar account....
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@creation247 wells fargo worker died in his cubicle and it took 3 days to find him. THEY DONT CARE ABOUT YOU.
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@yacineMTB here’s your data bro
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@TomiLahren @Shopify So people protesting unconstitutional actions by their incompetent president makes them a snowflake??
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Cashmere outside, how bou dah?
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@ScuderiaFerrari Please, take the 2019 car—not the 2020 clown 🤡 car—to Mugello. I beg.
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@Rezenment @WORLDSTAR How loose do you want them?
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@AFpost use the like button below👇 as an “early life check” request button
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Cuz someone gotta clean and vacuum before the men arrive ☺️
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NASA boss says first person on Mars will 'absolutely' be a woman
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@unplugfitX @MyronGainesX for context, this is why the current account was banned from Spaces—they clipped it to cut out the violent threats this FBA made to make it seem like Myron's response about defending himself was unprovoked, & then coordinated to mass-report & censor him:
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There's a video circulating trying to say I'm a violent racist and haters are mass reporting me. My haters clipped out what this idiot said to me first that led to my response. He threatened to come to Miami and shoot me. I have a RIGHT to defend myself and won't back down
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jus got off the phone wit Jacob lawyer he might beat the case🙏🙏🙏
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i just got woken up being hand cuffed by 15 police with guns pointed to me pinned to the ground. i'll explain later.
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@unplugfitX loll he just said a word bro
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@RedPillSayian nick already said he thinks “the private reason” is BS
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@_z61 @FIFAWorldCup cuz Ronaldo is playing in another dimension
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@H8UHOES Lmaoooo bruh this nigga look like a Snorlax and he talkin' bout knocking niggas out 😂😂😂😂
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@AFDaltonC lmaoooo bro thinks this middle school
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@KyleKulinski bro ever since you started shacking up with krystal you’ve had the most delayed videos and lazy takes… complacency at its finest
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they purposely call ‘em “settlers” so u imagine these nice little pilgrims coming over & settling the land. instead of what it actually is—which is crazy ppl w guns occupying land illegally; stealing homes & putting people on the streets; burning farms & burning people alive.
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This best explanation of football/soccer I’ve ever seen. Anyone who complains that it’s boring needs to see this video
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@RedPillSayian yes everyone should worship this grifter instead. that’s what he wants 🤣
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@brndxix no cherry picking in soccer. any player involved in the play has to be completely behind the defenders until the ball leaves the foot of the one passing it to the player. their entire body
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