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Elaine Scattermoon

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Elaine, from the Internet. Eurovisionary. Redhead. Ambassador to Neutral Moresnet. Mum to a small tuxedo cat called Iffy. West End Girl.

Glasgow, Scotland
Joined January 2009
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8 months
One of my favourite things about late spring/early summer is seeing animals out and about with their babies.
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3 months
This place finally is dead huh.
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3 months
@postoctobrist I feel this is partially my fault
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3 months
@CNN @postoctobrist He's 21 now. Can finally have a beer up in that balloon.
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3 months
Still no signs of a SNP surge but it's early hours and everything could change. Back to you in the studio.
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3 months
Strange to think it's been 8 ys since I took a photo of a self-service checkout in a Sainsbury's in Tadley to joke that it wouldn't let me vote for Hillary, and supermarket security interrogated me for it, made me erase any photo of Tadley I'd taken, and banned me from the store
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3 months
UK election exit poll: "The most grim looking result has happened, now you can exhaust yourself and stay up until 4am just to have it made super clear if you want" US election exit poll: "Republicans care about the economy, Democrats care about the economy, Kids like ice cream"
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3 months
Why are they so moody
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RT @Saraita101: imagine if the yanks took this much interest in our elections. staying up late to see if transfers from the tuv will help t…
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3 months
Could we not have moved Loud Sky Explosion night to one where we're not all sitting around anxiously to begin with? Like I know they did fireworks for our election but still.
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3 months
@Devon_OnEarth Another example of presidential privilege
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4 months
Well, that, and I have pneumonia and am stuck in bed having coughing fits whenever I speak like some side character in a regency drama.
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4 months
@ellenfromnowon You go via Paris?
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4 months
Recalling that couple who feared nuclear WW3 breaking out in the early 80s so much they moved to the place they thought most likely to avoid it, namely, the Falkland Islands.
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@postoctobrist Congratulations on becoming Bavarian
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4 months
Glasgow
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4 months
@PSB_HQ You were right btw, I had had a few
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4 months
Admittedly, shouting "my ear hearts your Earhart" didn't quite work as well as I hoped.
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4 months
@RozKaveney That's arguably true of *Cameron*
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4 months
This building must feel self-conscious being where it is
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@newrulesnewlife @PSB_HQ Same, though Night Mail comes close for me too.
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