Dr. Saul Goodman, MD
@saulgoodmanDFS
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It’s a little nuanced and something I don’t prefer to disclose. Sorry!
10 miles out to sea
Joined December 2014
I started a starting NHL goalie and my opponent started his backup. I am losing.
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You can’t get a Netflix special because you’ve never been funny.
I can't get a Netflix special because I once had the audacity to share that a Netflix executive told me that because they had Chelsea Handler, they didn't need other women. Meanwhile, Norm Macdonald has a Netflix talk show. Double Standard? I think so. .
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Bad news: NFL had a few more positive tests this morning. Good news: Twitter is full of epidemiologists willing to share their life’s work for free.
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You employ Joe West and Angel Hernandez. Shut the fuck up.
#Disappointed #LeadByExample #NotAppreciated #Violence #TemperTantrum #Inaction #NotTolerated #MakeanExampleof #OneGameSuspension #RepeatOffender #Nonsense #MLBUA @MLB @Padres @Buster_ESPN
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PENNSYLVANIA, MARCH 2, 1962:. “looooool 97% owned Wilt Chamberlain scores 100 points. back to bed” - @d0wnsideofme’s grandfather.
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The funniest part of this saga is the idea that some of you actually believe a Confirmed Female put 150 lineups into a DFS contest.
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can we all pitch in to just hire a golf beat reporter who tells us this shit before the tournaments begin?.
Sam Burns said post-round on Thursday he had a “tough couple weeks” after his driver was deemed non-conforming by the USGA at Genesis; added that he has since found a new Callaway model he likes.
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@darrenrovell Thoughts and prayers to the intern who was the fluffer for this scene, pinching and twisting Darren's nipples until they poked through his ill-fitting polo shirt.
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I cannot emphasize this enough:. Fuck Ryan Moore.
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@darrenrovell For the good of everyone who is still following you for some reason, please delete this.
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As sports fans, we need to take a step back and appreciate that we are watching the best players in the history of these sports, all at the same time: . McDavid (hockey).Ohtani (baseball) .Kaltenbach (mini golf).
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I would rather masturbate with a cheese grater than bet $4 on anything.
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Congratulations to my wife uclaneal2001 on her $500,000 win tonight!.
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It took 3.5 days, but I’m finally ready to call the American Express the worst “golf tournament” I’ve ever seen.
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How are you motherfucking anti-Tiger heathens doing this morning?.
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Not drafted a fantasy football team on June 12.
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This Ezekiel Elliott contract is absolutely ridiculous. Teachers should make more than football players.
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I never tweet about politics. Brittney Griner released in a trade for an arms dealer who was arrested for conspiring to kill Americans. And an ex-marine wrongfully imprisoned still rots in Russia. And all I see are prayer emojis/thank god? What the actual fuck is going on here.
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This guy proposed with a Ring Pop. Ballsy.
Big thanks to @TheSeigeDFS and @prblmylastlogin for sharing their knowledge in NBA DFS within the tournament tactics package. The profit I made this season bought my now fiancé the ring of her dreams! Thanks again you all!
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Very simple solution:. Don't name your daughter the first five letters of the mother fucking alphabet.
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Davis looks like a happy lesbian.
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If you tweeted, texted, emailed, or said “May the Fourth Be With You” today, please purge yourself from this world. Thank you.
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Remember when Ray Lewis quite literally murdered somebody?.
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This is the actual greatest game in the history of sports.
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Imagine tweeting a video of a random nongolfer trying to enjoy himself at TopGolf.
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Can we just consolidate all PGA DFS/betting touts into one account? You all post the same 25 names every week anyway.
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Only DK would send someone on a VIP experience to do manual labor and watch their shitty team lose.
Pretty sweet experience getting to work the field goal net and watch the Pats game on the field today. Thanks @DraftKings!
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My wife independently max-enters DFS tournaments.
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Maybe I’m crazy but isn’t this exactly what the old app used to do? . WE ONLY WANT THE ABILITY TO FOLLOW LIVE GOLF AS CLOSELY AS POSSIBLE. NOT A SINGLE PERSON USES THE APP TO CHECK FEDEX CUP STANDINGS. I CLICK ON LEADERBOARD AND INDIVIDUAL GOLFERS. THATS. FUCKING. IT.
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.@mattbirnbach any plans to stop DaGodfather from multiaccounting with his kajkyle and ryiscooo usernames? Already cost me/others thousands last week. Would be nice to see you guys do something about this. A no-badge player suddenly playing over $100k didn’t ring any bells at DK?.
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Ever hear of Mike Fucking Trout?.
there isn't a player in the game that can match bellinger for arm, speed and power -- not all 3 #tools.
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Clean slate boys. None of us are down 6 figures yet this year.
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“A bettor”.
Back in September, a bettor put $130 on the Chiefs to beat the Eagles in the Super Bowl at +15000 and just won $19,630 💰
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Extremely difficult situation to be thrust into, but Booger, Schefter and Suzy were a solid 0/10 in studio for the last half hour.
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When my wife asks how dfs went in October.
Nigerian Official pretends to faint after he is questioned about missing funds
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This guy should be thrown in jail.
LOCK: Luka Doncic Under 44.5 Pts + Reb. This is the BEST PLAY on the NBA Board Today as the Hawks allow the 4th FEWEST Points and 8th FEWEST Rebounds to PGs and Luka is Over in 1/10 on the road with Kyrie and has 45 PR or less in the 11 STRAIGHT GAMES vs Dejounte Murray while
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Reminder: @DraftKings is violating MA state regulations by allowing DaGodfather to continue using their website after busting him for multiaccounting and removing his alias from filled contests.
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1165 best ball drafts is a legitimate cry for help.
After 1165 Underdog drafts these are my biggest fades that scare me at night. Howell 0%.Purdy 1%.AR 2%.Hall 1%.Kamara 1%.Mixon 2%.Javonte 2%.Mattison 2%.Beckham 0%.Rashee Rice 0%.Toney 1%.Mingo 2%.MThomas 3%.Addison 3%.Nuk 3%.Waller 0%.Engram 1%.Kincaid 1%.Hockenson 2%.Kittle 2%.
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Lmao a whole $51. Sick. Spend it on a real phone font, you psychopath.
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If you see anything other than gray and teal, get a fucking grip and turn yourself into the authorities.
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Holy fucking Christ.
🗣️ "Oh, let's go right here. ". @darrenrovell gets dealt Ace-Queen, suited in his first experience playing online poker - the rest is history 😂. How to face Darren Sunday night live on twitter with @888poker:
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It’s MLB tilt time, my friends. Gather round the campfire and let’s discuss star hitters getting 0.0 pts, cheap pitchers getting -16 pts, getting beat by the Ryan Schimpf truthers, SURPRISE RAINOUTS, “deep fly ball” and “hard line drive” outs for your hitters, and more! MLBBBBBB!.
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Imagine virtually sucking Kevin Roth’s dick for looking at radar maps readily available to 100.00% of the general public.
@KevinRothWx @SportsSgt @FantasyLabsMLB Imagine DFS players trying to figure out the weather on their own, appreciate all you do Kevin!.
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After voting today, I’m planning on doing a CrossFit workout followed by having a nice vegan lunch. I will keep you all obnoxiously updated every step of the way.
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Never been to a live final, but after watching this excitement, how can I pass it up?.
The tension grows at #FHWC, where two-point performances by Phillip Danault & Brendan Gallagher have shaken up the leaderboard. Follow along for live updates. 🏒📸
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DOUG PEDERSON. BIGGEST BALLS IN SPORTS HISTORY. GALAXY SIZED NUTSACK.
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No time like 2:30am to rip 150 lineups into the milly maker. I’ve lit $3k on fire in far dumber ways than this. Let’s get it.
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Literally no one is talking about it.
Everyone is talking about this DraftKings Thursday Night $1 Million Top Prize for NBA Finals game
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Keep your anti-Tiger tweets the hell out of my timeline this week, motherfuckers.
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Is there a worse "elite" golfer than Justin Thomas?.
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