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When Boban does it everyone celebrates but when Jontay Porter does this they call the FBI.
Boban missed the free throw on purpose so the crowd can win free chicken 😂
A man of the people.
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LIV golf just straight up showing "tweets" that never actually got tweeted. They even have to fake engagement for this golf tournament LOL
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@esjesjesj
i feel like someone is buying these accounts or paying them to mix in occasional propaganda - noticed the same trend with historyvids
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If it was Sahith Theegala he would’ve never seen the light of day again.
ESPN+ coverage just reported that Scottie Scheffler has been released and will be at Valhalla “in 15 mins”
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Assuming no stat correction fuckery, biggest score of my life. What a stupid game to have it happen. Nobody runs better.
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I'm gonna give away 4 $25 Pinata Picks (basically the site gives you a random golfer at +12500 odds) today. Just like this tweet and comment something to enter. You'll have till the end of the LAC/GSW game to enter. Only paying out in Pay-Pal no exceptions. GL!
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@themikes45
@PLeonardNYDN
Well you don’t do any coaching or make in game decisions in fantasy football so I’m not sure what you’re arguing here
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unstacked purdy with 2 bills and a early game in the util wins a milly and i haven't broke even on a main slate all year
absolutely zero justice in NFL DFS
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@BrooklynNets
@BenSimmons25
first man to ever sit an entire season because he's scared of the fans
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Draftkings is taking in 56+ million on pack sales and paying back 28 million to the players. 50% rake on this product. Didn't tell anyone upfront about it until post auctions and post sell out of their first pack drop. Now they are silencing anyone who criticizes it as well.
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@OhRyanMead
@ycmmat
I think Stephen A should do more hockey stuff since he is able to openly admit he knows nothing about it rather than pretending he knows stuff about the other sports. That way we can just all laugh together
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other dfs players: *studies 80+ hours a week and has complex models and projection aggregation*
me: *lets see if i can make a team full of guys with names referencing penis"
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not really a betting guy - only took one outright this week
yay!
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how the fuck am I suppose to beat these galaxy brain futuristic dudes with injured backup zack moss, rashid shaheed, dalton schultz stacked with prescott even though he plays for houston now and taysom hill double TE
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THE PLAYERS SHARK SLAMS AND FISH FOOD
Shark Slams:
Xander Schauffele
Patrick Cantlay
Sungjae Im
JT Poston
Beau Hossler
Fish Food:
Hideki Matsuyama
Tom Hoge
Doug Ghim
Shane Lowry
Erik Van Rooyen
69 likes for a sub 6k player that is guaranteed (no guarantee) to top 20
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VALSPAR SHARK SLAMS AND FISH FOOD
Shark Slams:
Tony Finau
Aaron Rai
Can't believe I'm doing this... Beau Hossler
Adam Hadwin
Adam Svensson
Fish Food:
Brian Harman
Doug Ghim
Nick Taylor
Maverick McNealy
Joel Dahmen
69 likes = slimy 6k play when I wake up
169 = filthy 5k play
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stacked field, one course, 36 hole cut, fully active shot tracker
GOLF is BACK baby
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you'll take 1M wagers from this guy but I can't bet more than $37.84? Seems legit
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Turned out pretty good I guess 🤭Had Day’Ron in this team too and swapped him and Dinwiddie for DFS and Looney when the lineup came out. Finally had a late swap go my way and it feels good. But I still hate
@FantasyGuruDrew
I think Tyler Herro was one of the best plays on the board today - excited to see how it ends
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bro checked off the bet early and it didn't even win
these gambling touts are something else
✅ Ford o12.5 Rush Attempts
16-4 NFL Run. 🔥
We are on a heater. Let’s hope Brownlee can cash the final leg of his ladder for a HUGE night.
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One bullet is all it takes. Had to remind everyone who the goat was one more time before the season ended.
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not sure why I enter the milly when you have time travelers playing 4 Chiefs no run back with Allgeier and Shaheed
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Trump's political career should have ended when he made fun of that disabled reporter 8 years ago, but it 100% ended tonight when the entire world could feel the authentic passion and love that Walz' neurodivergent son showed in this moment.
Tim Walz's 17-year-old son Gus stands up sobbing and yells "that's my dad."
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my man knew to go fade the Davis+Allen stack and instead go with an uncorrelated Allen+Rashee Rice and won the milly because of it
meanwhile I got absolutely smoked yet again
no justice in football
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@ShamsCharania
People need to be thanking the doctors and medical professionals that actually did something, not their fairy tale fantasy they read about in a fiction novel.
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this donkey would write down “blockie” as his name when golfing alone
Just in case you were wondering how things went down!
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VALERO SHARK SLAMS AND FISH FOOD:
since I'm posting it kinda late I will go for 50 likes for the super sus 6k play
and 100 likes for the super fishy 5k play
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NOT LIKE THIS MAN
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@MikeSalvatore10
@BauerOutage
@astros
@AgentRachelLuba
he already was it just took others longer to catch on mate
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runpuresports: "only people who suck at DFS work here"
- the ceo
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why do these idiots always bet 8 legs then wanna cash out after the first 4? just bet 4 legs lol
How do I not have a cash out? 😂 scamduel back at it.. I need the gambling gods on my side.. everyone say a prayer 🙏🏼❤️
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If you bet the under on Aaron Rodgers passing yards tonight the right thing to do is refund the sportsbook. After all, you'd all expect them to do the same if you bet the over right?
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THE MASTERS SHARK SLAMS AND FISH FOOD
join me and
@EricLindquist
at later tonight to talk about it
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PEBBLE BEACH SHARK SLAMS AND FISH FOOD
Shark Slams:
Rory McIlroy
Hideki Matsuyama
Tom Kim
Christiaan Bezuidenhout
Andrew Putnam
Fish Food:
Justin Thomas
Byeong Hun An
Beau Hossler
Cameron Young
Denny McCarthy
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TIM ANDERSON IS THROWING HANDS WITH JOSE RAMIREZ WHAT AM I WATCHING
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COGNIZANT SHARK SLAMS AND FISH FOOD
Shark Slams:
Sungjae Im
Matt Fitzpatrick
Adam Schenk
Thomas Detry
Rickie Fowler
Fish Food:
Eric Cole
Shane Lowry
Daniel Berger
Carson Young
Matthieu Pavon
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WASTE MANAGEMENT SHARK SLAMS AND FISH FOOD
Shark Slams:
Tom Kim
Matt Fitzpatrick
Aaron Rai
Shane Lowry
Rickie Fowler
Fish Food:
Sam Burns
Beau Hossler (here we go again!)
Kurt Kitayama
Alex Noren (srry Rasa)
Kevin Yu
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Farmers Insurance Open Shark Slams and Fish Food
Shark Slams:
Tony Finau
Hideki Matsuyama
Aaron Rai
Shane Lowry
JJ Spaun
Fish Food:
Keegan Bradley
Sahith Theegala
Sepp Straka
Taylor Montgomery
Beau Hossler
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Sony Open Shark Slams and Fish Food
Shark Slams:
Will Zalatoris
Hideki Matsuyama
Akshay Bhatia
Lucas Glover
Gary Woodland
Fish Food:
Chris Kirk
Byeong Hun An
Andrew Putnam
Ludvig Aberg
Harris English
gl donkeys
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ROCKET MORTGAGE DRAFTKINGS SHARK SLAMS AND FISH FOOD
Shark Slams:
Chris Kirk
Dylan Wu
Nate Lashley
Adam Hadwin
Ben Martin
Fish Food:
Austin Eckroat
JJ Spaun
Ludvig Aberg
Gordon Sargent
Doug Ghim
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@Explicit_Joe_
@JakeSucky
being gay isn't a choice
following a religion is
hating someone or calling their sexual orientation (something they cannot control) a sin makes you a garbage person if you follow any religion...
has nothing to do with any specific religion
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BIG ANNOUNCEMENT:
finally going to pop my podcast cherry and will be joining
@adplacksports
for his
@InsideGolf_Pod
this week to talk about DFS, golf, other stuff and also the JDC (he doesn't really want to but I am an absolute sicko that loves these fields)
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this donkey has 300k followers lmfao tell me he is not working FOR the books man I refuse to believe anything else
This guy DESTROYS the Kings.
Klay Thompson Over 25.5 Pts + Reb + Ast
Klay has 25+ PRA in 13/14 (93%) road games vs Kings including playoffs and 26+ PRA in 12/14 (86%) over the last few years
And the Kings are defending PG/PF/C at
Top 10 Rates over the last 30 days while
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MEXICO OPEN SHARK SLAMS AND FISH FOOD
Shark Slams:
Patrick Rodgers
Aaron Rai (please god just once..)
Vincent Norrman
Alex Smalley
Tyler Duncan
Fish Food:
Brandon Wu
Jake Knapp
Cameron Champ
Chris Gotterup
Maverick McNealy
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Good thing nobody goes to these LIV events or Kevin Na would've just killed somebody.
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jesus christ this lineup is awful
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US OPEN DRAFTKINGS SHARK SLAMS AND FISH FOOD
Shark Slams:
Collin Morikawa (7%)
Sungjae Im (8%)
Eric Cole (5%)
Max Homa (10%)
Tom Kim (3%)
Fish Food:
Bryson Dechambeau (18%)
Adam Scott (17%)
Brooks Koepka (14%)
Min Woo Lee (8%)
Denny McCarthy (10%)
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@esjesjesj
cant wait for 0 blue checkmarks to read the article and over react to the headline
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just need 50 things to go right to double our money yeehaw this guy should legit be banned for spreading such horrendous bets to this many followers
Ladder Challenge: Day 1 🪜
Everybody lock in. Let's climb.
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IT'S TIME FOR THE FIRST INSTALLMENT OF MY NEW SERIES:
**OTHER TWEETS BY ACCOUNTS THAT GET FEATURED ON THE LIV BROADCAST**
and our first entry:
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US OPEN SHARK SLAMS AND FISH FOOD
show tonight with
@EricLindquist
after the basketball game at
100 likes for my fav 5k and 6k plays this week (Adam Scott doesn’t really count)
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@JakeSucky
All these little esport nerds never watched a real sport before? This literally happens every season in every sport. Every team has their season in their hands from the jump, if you left it in someone else's hands at the end that is your problem.
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RBC HERITAGE SHARK SLAMS AND FISH FOOD
69 LIKES FOR THE SUPER SUS 6K PLAY
$5 CORALES (SHARKS ONLY) FOR FUN GPP (50 SLOTS)
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As much as Fanduel is garbage, the last thing that DFS needs is Draftkings to have a monopoly. As soon as FD dies, DFS dies.
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JOHN DEERE CLASSIC DRAFTKINGS SHARK SLAMS AND FISH FOOD:
Shark Slams:
Patrick Rodgers
Ryan Palmer
Matt Kuchar
JT Poston
Ben Martin
Fish Food:
Lucas Glover
Ludvig Aberg
Callum Tarren
Doug Ghim
Beau Hossler
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
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Just had to find the slate that didn't have Jerami Grant or Clint Capela on it I guess.
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bros got 130k followers crying everytime a guy gets injured to have his bets voided and putting down mcdonalds lunch money on his bets like what is going on in the world man
Good vibes only please. 🍀
All 👀 on Jokic and Nuggets now.
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Almost at 5k followers, sort of nuts for a guy who mostly tilt tweets and occasionally tweets something funny. To celebrate I'm going to donate 100% of my entries in NFL this week to everybody else who joins the contests my teams are in. Much love!
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CHARLES SCHWAB CHALLENGE SHARK SLAMS AND FISH FOOD
69 likes for a sexy 6k play that almost made the list
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brian harman shooting a course record is grounds for the USGA to lose the rights to run this event going forward
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me when chalk bobby mac rolls in his 3rd straight 20+ footer on thursday morning
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March Madness is officially underway and to celebrate that I want to shoutout my good friends over at RPS! They work hard and hopefully under new management they're earning enough money to not have to return their Walmart TV's this year!
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zamir white's rushing prop was like 48 yards, he has zero pass catching equity and the game was a 10 point spread in favor of KC
of course he comes in at 50% ownership and runs for 150 yards
one of the worst plays of the entire NFL season
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