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@sarvan__
sarvan
2 years
@PrblyNotChris so called “freethinkers” when one (1) person said they like it
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@sarvan__
sarvan
11 months
happy national bf day @PrblyNotChris ! haha just kidding buddy you’re a good friend👍🏽
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@sarvan__
sarvan
3 years
the evidence of a paw print found on the countertop is a perfect match to the suspect seen here
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@sarvan__
sarvan
4 years
we did it joe :’)
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@sarvan__
sarvan
8 years
is anyone even surprised I took senior pics at Taco Bell ??
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@sarvan__
sarvan
2 years
@PrblyNotChris a couple of besties!!😁
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@sarvan__
sarvan
1 year
@PrblyNotChris haha more like a couple of best buds but yeah!! 🥰🥰
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@sarvan__
sarvan
3 years
realized i’ve never posted my art on twitter so here are a few of my favorite pieces!
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@sarvan__
sarvan
8 years
it's not too late for these right? #prom
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@sarvan__
sarvan
1 year
good morning
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@sarvan__
sarvan
5 years
felt. might delete later 😋😘🙊💕
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@sarvan__
sarvan
5 years
told this dude i’m indian then he asked me what tribe i’m from i-
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@sarvan__
sarvan
5 years
pangea pangea
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@rileyc_
riley
5 years
Achilles Achilles
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@sarvan__
sarvan
2 years
on my silly girl shit🤭
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@sarvan__
sarvan
2 years
anyways here’s me
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@sarvan__
sarvan
2 years
imagine being 25😹
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@sarvan__
sarvan
6 years
made the mistake of telling my mom i went to a party the other night and she lectured me for 9 min who gave me a mouth but no brain smh
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@sarvan__
sarvan
7 years
thank god you don't have to lick car doors closed the way you lick an envelope closed
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@sarvan__
sarvan
4 years
a relationship should be 50/50. they find me a rock and i tell them what kind it is, where it came from, and how it was formed
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@sarvan__
sarvan
3 years
youre in her dms i’m trying to figure out if she’s into girls. we are not the same.
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@sarvan__
sarvan
7 years
happy indie pendants day!!!😁🎉🇺🇸
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@sarvan__
sarvan
1 year
when ur not even praying on someone’s downfall anymore but they’re STILL falling down🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
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@sarvan__
sarvan
1 year
good morning
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@sarvan__
sarvan
11 months
if kirby swallowed me he’d be full of love nothing but love
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@sarvan__
sarvan
4 years
did i just come to the realization that i will no longer come to campus as an a&m student? am i getting sad thinking about all the friends i made and living with the best roommate for the last 2 years? am i staring at my aggie ring knowing it’s been my greatest accomplishment?
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@sarvan__
sarvan
3 years
this is my coming out post
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@sarvan__
sarvan
4 years
i sure did and you should too😌
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@sarvan__
sarvan
4 years
youre in his dms i’m in his phone as Maybe: Sarvan we are not the same.
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@sarvan__
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3 years
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@sarvan__
sarvan
5 years
nobody: me: wanna see my rocks
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@sarvan__
sarvan
3 years
this is MINE don’t even think about screenshotting it #NewProfilePic #NFT
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@sarvan__
sarvan
8 years
sad to think i peaked in like the fifth grade
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@sarvan__
sarvan
7 years
but nobody ever asks what it did to him😔
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@sarvan__
sarvan
3 years
this dumpster kitty turned TWO (2) yesterday!!!
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@sarvan__
sarvan
9 years
"does my uniform make me look fat?" -insecurity guard
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@sarvan__
sarvan
7 years
some kid walked up to me and asked for my name but couldn't pronounce it so he called me starbucks i'm in tears
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@sarvan__
sarvan
9 years
I actually hate my life http://t.co/QBhhYaVgwn
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@sarvan__
sarvan
2 years
i go to work everyday like it’s my job
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@sarvan__
sarvan
9 years
some people are so ignorant like I could cut your head in half and you still wouldn't be open mided
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@sarvan__
sarvan
2 years
when you’ve been praying on someone’s downfall and they finally start falling down
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@sarvan__
sarvan
2 years
wore this shirt when i went to go vote today and the old lady there was like “what does that say? oh i love snoopy he’s so lovely🥰” girl dis is a bladee lyric
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@sarvan__
sarvan
9 years
I cannot believe that I, a gymnast of 14 years, have to take a pe class
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@sarvan__
sarvan
2 years
vet said she’s overweight and now she hasn’t smiled in a week
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@sarvan__
sarvan
7 years
easy breezy beautiful. covfefegirl
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@sarvan__
sarvan
2 years
me if i was named james edward johnson
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@sarvan__
sarvan
4 years
4 1/2 years of college just to sit at my desk editing excel sheets all day
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@sarvan__
sarvan
9 months
my god look at this girl in her sweaters
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@sarvan__
sarvan
7 years
wow!!
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@sarvan__
sarvan
1 year
the antidepressants, cool ranch doritos, and dr pepper linking up in my tummy🤝🏽
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@sarvan__
sarvan
1 year
when i correctly identify a rock for my friends on a hike
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@sarvan__
sarvan
7 years
crazy to think america is 2017 years old today 😱🇺🇸
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@sarvan__
sarvan
1 year
new mitski
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@sarvan__
sarvan
10 months
errrmmm
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@sarvan__
sarvan
2 years
my coworker is so annoying😒
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@sarvan__
sarvan
1 year
i love that show w the yellow characters the symptoms
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@sarvan__
sarvan
2 years
pooping on company time
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@sarvan__
sarvan
6 years
you heard it here first folks, i am april's fool
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@sarvan__
sarvan
7 years
why must velvet taco be so far away i just want that good good
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@sarvan__
sarvan
3 years
who could have possibly predicted this!
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@FOX4
FOX 4 NEWS
3 years
#BREAKING : Texas Gov. Greg Abbott has tested positive for COVID-19. MORE:
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@sarvan__
sarvan
7 years
unrelated but i can't believe i peaked freshman year of high school
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@sarvan__
sarvan
3 years
i showed you my rock collection please respond
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@sarvan__
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1 year
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@sarvan__
sarvan
9 months
born to yap forced to edit excel spreadsheets
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@sarvan__
sarvan
8 years
was super stressed until my roommate said "hey, pimps don't cry" now I feel like I can take on the world
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@sarvan__
sarvan
2 years
why is there all of a sudden so much aquarius hate what the hell did we do
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@sarvan__
sarvan
9 months
bitches don’t meow at u like they used to and it makes me sick
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@sarvan__
sarvan
4 years
y’all think everyone in bikini bottom had to pay HOA fees
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@sarvan__
sarvan
7 years
happy international women's day to all the beautiful and strong women out there!!
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@sarvan__
sarvan
1 year
bitches think they’re better than me bc they know how to spell quarteroy
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@sarvan__
sarvan
4 years
why did i order another pair of shoes what am i gonna do? go for a walk? LMFAOOO
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@sarvan__
sarvan
4 years
you know what? i AM gonna cry
@TAMU
Texas A&M University
4 years
We know that you may feel heartbroken about the semester that could have been, but know this: your hard work, your long nights, your leadership…none of it is in vain. And we are still here, waiting for you. Always. #tamu
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@sarvan__
sarvan
3 years
she’s only your girl bc she hasn’t seen my rock collection yet
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@sarvan__
sarvan
3 years
this is how i grab my cat before i give her a smooch
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@sarvan__
sarvan
7 years
yea i like food F - focusing O - on myself O - and ignoring D - the haters
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@sarvan__
sarvan
4 years
why
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@GregAbbott_TX
Greg Abbott
4 years
I just announced Texas is OPEN 100%. EVERYTHING. I also ended the statewide mask mandate.
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@sarvan__
sarvan
2 years
thinking about how my club penguin username was gymman9 and it still took me 22 years to come out
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@sarvan__
sarvan
2 years
twitter user sarvan__ face reveal
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@sarvan__
sarvan
1 year
my hands look like this so hers can look like that
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@sarvan__
sarvan
6 years
today we mourn the loss of my favorite fish, Hepatitis🅱️, you were loved deeply and you will be missed, please no one talk to me for the rest of the day
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@sarvan__
sarvan
3 years
suddenly i eat meat again bc what the hell is this
@MuchoTV2
Oluwamucho
3 years
These hoes look like erasers
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@sarvan__
sarvan
1 year
always trying to silence me
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@sarvan__
sarvan
4 years
cat for sale price: $2
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@sarvan__
sarvan
2 years
😒
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@sarvan__
sarvan
7 years
i dunno what's more embarrassing: the cute guy not hearing me when i said i like his glasses or the fact that my pants have been unzipped
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@sarvan__
sarvan
2 years
pangea’s 3rd birthday!!!
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@sarvan__
sarvan
3 years
abbott was at a packed, unmasked event yesterday and now he has tested positive for covid just HOW MANY people did he infect? how much of that spreading could have been reduced if he enforced masks?
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@sarvan__
sarvan
1 year
420beefflaps
@fplxmaestro
Jordan
1 year
Name a celebrity whose face card has never declined
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@sarvan__
sarvan
3 years
i think she wants me to start painting again
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@sarvan__
sarvan
7 years
rip far east movement 2011-2011
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@sarvan__
sarvan
1 year
weed bathroom (epic)
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@sarvan__
sarvan
2 years
fuck that dumbass groundhog this day is ab ME
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@sarvan__
sarvan
10 months
oppa sarvan style
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@sarvan__
sarvan
3 years
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@sarvan__
sarvan
2 years
she let me hit cuz i’m silly
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@sarvan__
sarvan
7 years
rise and grind💪🏼😤💯 G- doing R- the I- bare N- minimum D-
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@sarvan__
sarvan
2 years
todays the day
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@sarvan__
sarvan
4 years
hey guys can u stop unfollowing me on instagram it’s starting to hurt my feelings
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