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Jakey bastards man 😂😂😂
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Celtic are winning but John Hartson keeps talking
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YASSSS WE CAN EAT COCO POPS AGAIN FELOW FENIANS
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How bro felt tweeting this:
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Time to mute this. My work here is done
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@_kjs1874 @_j1878_ @samdavidstone You literally watch cricket
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@JT__v4 This is gayer than having sex with a man
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@hamishcarton Sweat more when you’re hungover
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Cantwell is looking rough after last nights result
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🚨 | Justin Bieber looks extremely ugly and terrifying in new picture.
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@whugdz You have a pfp of a footballer you melt Same premise if that’s what you’re going to come at people for
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@sspencerukk Rather be a spoon burner than english lad, least I’d have some enjoyment in my life
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@MrDuperouzel “He said he was 34 and married”
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@STVNews 2nd guy is worried about a multimillion company having to pay 23k lol
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@_Charlie72_ Falling for FaceTune in 2024 Jesus man…
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I will recreate this if we win the league, promise x
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@ExtremeFootbal4 His ex-wife would disagree
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Word for word bar for bar
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JUST IN: 🇮🇷 🇮🇱 Iran says it will "use a weapon we have never used before" if Israel attacks.
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@L3w1s_Nufc55 Never trust a man who poses like that
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What a glorious headline
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Rangers TV claim for 'invisible' handball sparks hilarity from rivals as no one else can see it 👀
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@sspencerukk Wankers of the highest order man what ever happened to empathy
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@bertiecauld Seen that, wild man especially considering the Russians are the one who stormed berlin in ww2
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@Tuskinthehusk @killerzeebs @jamesnz20 @MMAUNCENSORED1 People did care and called her a creepy cunt
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@Pirat_Nation Chinese game set in China has Chinese women Colour me shocked
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@aboutceltic WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN BRENDAN
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@ajohnstoncsc Birds on derby day depending on who they’re dating:
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@OfficialVizeh For me it’s Karamoko Dembele top 5 wonder kids in europe at one point before he was even 17
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@STVNews Stronger and cheaper? If you’re lucky we’ll stay there 🤣
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@CelticFC Genuinely don’t get how people don’t get this is a USA tour
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just cycled 12 miles 😭 trying my best to lose weight man
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@AboutScotlandd Brighton are arseholes
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@aboutceltic @tipsbladet This is what happens when your board don’t value european football, the players who are good enough to play if given good teammates will just want to move to a team that do have ambition
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@RDRRemastered @slurpypie 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 motion blur looks awful in every game you just named
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@Football_Scot For fucks sake man what fell though? that would’ve been the story to bring popularity to our football
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@aboutceltic @FabrizioRomano don’t really care.. would rather we build a team and try keep it for a few seasons it’s not as if we’re broke atm
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@ViolentFight @kirawontmiss You been on Twitter all day 😂😂 talm bout I got bills
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@Monokoma88 @omarhustla @Dexerto Lil dude is unaware of the countless times people have been banned on YouTube for off platform behaviour
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@STVNews Increasing the price of alcohol will push these people into cheap drug equivalents, forever letting down the people.
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@J_M_1872 Good thing a game lasts 90 mins and not 15, cry more
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He’s never beating the hun allegations
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@SPFLWatch No? Its their biggest win in their history
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@Cameroon_16_ Take away and half n half scarf n honestly I have no issue w it 😂 what’s wrong with celebrating the worlds oldest international football rivalry
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@PJ_1888 Only in glasgow do you need 4 security guards for a fucking maccas on a Saturday
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@aboutceltic Swear Philips only gets played cause of contract obligations, not wanting to ruin relationship with Liverpool
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@iamyesyouareno I always thought bro was Greek like Cleopatra
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@cfcjoe1888_ Werent celtic ultras at the psg final so I have no issue w it tbh
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@Le_beaneater is this how it’s gonna go for the next year Lex drops video YESSS CLUTCH Noah drops video MWAHHAHAH LEX PEDO Lex drops video So on so forth bc everyone seems to be flip flopping
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@scampi1909 Assist by Andy Robertson
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@aboutceltic @sportbladet I will miss you Gustaf, I don’t know why we persist in Scales just because he’s Irish
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@NoContextBrits The new Trainspotting looks shite
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how Abada feels about this according to rangers fans
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Charlotte FC have agreed a deal worth £10m to sign Celtic winger Liel Abada ✅
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@DC18881 Dampness n fag smoke 😂😂
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@sportbible Fraser Forster for Celtic in our 2-1 win he really carried us that game it was insane I was only 9 when that game happened and it was mental
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@scampi1909 Angry teuchters is my new favourite sound
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@kyzrow @Rmnook7 @lewis0701__ @Dexerto like nothing, bc they’re talking out of their ass they probably have a 2012 ass laptop 😭 3060 is based and runs modern games amazingly, i say that as an owner of a 3060 even though soon I will be upgrading
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@keinon_walker @DrZarar01 @CoBigal @ShaykhSulaiman In Algeria? 😂😂😂 what a disconnected from reality take
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@fcstpauli_EN Embarrassing
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@Driskal @iluminatibot Im only 21 but I can assure you as a kid that this happened to, please reinforce that you love your kid(s) ❤️
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@TamseIIicsonIII Hibs have the chance to do something hilarious tomorrow
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@AboutScotlandd Boring, plain, all the same
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@Memeulous They done tryna gentrify working class activities
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@CelticFC What does Karamoko need to do to get into the team ffs
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@CelticFC @adidasfootball The da clobber 😭😭 nah you’re alright celtif man “Here Scales can you talk in Gaelic please? That’ll get them to buy it 100%”
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@Arron2Smith Take me back
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@foxtrotangopapa Cantwell highlight reel i suppose
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@CelticFC Nope he said the board better back, people who seriously want him gone are wee reactionary fannies he’s not got players who fit his system
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😹😹😹😹
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@aboutceltic Eh? you watching the same game
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@Football_Scot 23k 😂😂😂 we’re no rangers mate that’s a drip in the pond to us
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@cfcjoe1888_ That wan guy at the afters at 5am:
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@aboutceltic How long is the other guy out for? oh wait
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@Yovssovph @SkyFootball Is Man City winning not a routine victory? Including your made up rivalries with Liverpool and Arsenal 💀
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@oompaville Yeah idc, dream is a groomer
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@TRNSMTfest @ThreeUK different year same dross
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@NotoriousBAG_ Money laundering
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@Tyler_Stewart93 @Pirat_Nation I hate myself for saying this but probably before GTA 6
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@MichaelMcCahi10 11 homeless people from Cyprus 😂😂😂😂
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@NickyThomas @BRICSinfo Left the direct debit line open from when Obama was in office 😂
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@ArisLimassol You can use the word Bhoys, yous are honorary bhoys
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@itsme_urstruly @historyinmemes First a grape now corn 😭
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@CelticFC Dermot Desmond is happy with our failure, the boards ambition died when we qualified for the champions league, happy to cash the cheques but not spend
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@sam6788_ There was no Peter Lawwell for a little while and coincidentally we spent the most during that time
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@MatthewMur27764 @BashyMc1 Id rather do heroin than do my family members x
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@AndrewMaclean_ No better time than now to start getting Vata first team minutes in the hope he signs a contract
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@Melanie9408401 @cranberries @tylerduran21 @cuddapotato if you think that thick ass needle head can pierce skin then idk maybe you’re just 🐶💔
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@vmobbb @harvv @DiscussingFilm He just wanted to do something romantic for his girlfriend Dianne
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Charlie n the Bhoys 🍀💚
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@TinyToy05 @DannyAaronsFUT @IsItReally_You or alternatively an Iranian barber, they will always do you right 🙏🏻
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@HereCelts Crazy, I wonder if he ever thought he’d end up not only coming to Celtic but also winning a treble back then!
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“and the Scottish Premiership winners of 23/24 are RANGERS“
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@Rmnook7 @lewis0701__ @Dexerto they cost less than £300 now, very much affordable.
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@ladbible I knew Johnny Storm was the reason for my 360 kicking the bucket
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@LukeKC7 @celticjoe23 but imagine we had both :((
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@CelticFC Saved you a click
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@SPFLWatch Line up a week of derbies n make it a classic kit week, absolute cinema
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