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Coffee and Jaffa cakes give me life

Glasgow, Scotland
Joined May 2012
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3 years
Like if you get it
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1 year
A question for gender criticals. How exactly does trolling posts about Brianna Ghey saying "he" help women's rights?.
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4 years
Let me see if I've got this correct. Banksy buggers up his boat and expects a government he loathes to come and rescue him?!.
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5 years
Has Dominic Cummings going to Bernard Castle been blamed for what happened in Glasgow yet?.
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4 years
I'm going to put my cards on the table now. I like Boris I always wanted him to be PM but he has proved to be a huge disappointment. Not just with his covid response but all the green policies which are nonsensical. We need a leadership challange in 2021, sorry but he has to go.
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4 years
Lewis Hamilton lost pass it on 🤣.
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5 years
Everyone heading to pub tomorrow spare a thought for us Scots who have Nicola Sturgeon as leader and can't drown our sorrow in the pub. #PubsReopening.
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1 year
@EREK_ONLY Would you stand in front of her parents and say she was a boy and no doubt echo Posie Parker by calling her mother evil?.
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5 years
Boris: wash your hands.Lisa Nandy: what does this mean?.
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1 year
@Gerty2000vlts What exactly have I made up? The evidence that your side is engaging in misgendering is there to be seen you clearly just don't want to acknowledge it.
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@andybarber654 @EREK_ONLY Then shame on you.
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@Adi_Aliza_DG Many of the replies to my post here have been sickening, I've hidden a lot of them because they made my skin crawl. These people genuinely get some sort of sick thrill out of being cruel and denying what happened to her was because she was trans.
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1 year
A question for gender criticals. How exactly does trolling posts about Brianna Ghey saying "he" help women's rights?.
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4 years
interesting how the left are having a hissy fit over a foreigner doing our Brexit trade deal.
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5 years
I guess Labour will be in power next election as people are ditching the Conservatives over a face mask. Start stockpiling now because when socialism arrives there won't be any shops.
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4 years
Paracetamol has some pretty horrid side effects should we ban that now? No because it doesn't affect everyone so can we all please stop panicking over the vaccine.
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5 years
Del Boy is trending. Sharing what is still the funniest thing you'll see. I've seen this so many times and it's always hilarious. They don't make them like this any more.
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4 years
To people complaining about lockdown and refusing to take the vaccine because it was made too fast, ok then let's wait 5 years in lockdown will that make you feel better. Stop acting like it's been cobbled together in the kitchen sink, these people know what they are doing.
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5 years
Juat found two spiders in my bathroom, normally I'd get rid of them but if this lockdown is to continue I may need the company 🙁.
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5 years
Poor Boris he's been doing so much and it's caught up with him. We need to allow him the time to recover fully. Sending happy thoughts to him and his family. #getwellsoonboris.
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To the people who still support @ThePosieParker including @jk_rowling do you still think this woman has your kids best interests at heart?
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4 years
😬😂
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4 years
Do the guys who send dick pics in DMs think we are going to instantly go "be still my beating heart I have found my Romeo".
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What are the tangible benefits of Femi?.
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@No7Sammy She could literally say "I hate trans people" and they'd still deny she'd said anything transphobic.
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4 years
I'd rather eat supermarket own brand ice cream than Ben and Jerry's.
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5 years
Guys how do I get the bath water to go away???? the government haven't provided me with guidance. I'm so confused 🥴.
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4 years
Wow I'm getting dms from a lot of American service men stationed in Afghanistan on a peace keeping mission oh and they are all widowers with one child and appalling English. On the bright side they've all fallen in love with me within 5 minutes 🤣🤣🤣🤣.
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5 years
I'm having a shit evening so I'm calling on my lovely followers to cheer me up. Thank you in advance ❤️.
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4 years
There is only one person to blame for Sarah Everard's murder and that is the man who killed her. It's not her fault, it's not Boris's fault and it's not all men's fault.
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4 years
How long before we have a group of kids in tatty clothes standing outside number 10 singing food glorious food and being cheered on by their fat parents filming them on their iPhones.
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1 year
@BernardoReborn You make me sick.
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4 years
Jeremy Corbyn reinstated into labour party. So much for Kier Starmer tackling antisemitism.
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4 years
If he gets rescued by our coast guard he better be the one who picks up the tab and not us taxpayers.
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I may be excommunicated from twitter for saying this but I actually find Mrs Brown's Boys funny.
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4 years
If anyone can think of some other fish puns let minnow.
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Am I the only person not at all interested in the new #JamesBond film?.
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@TheRightCant I'm getting ready for the "you get arrested for saying Merry Christmas" comments which will ensue shortly.
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4 years
Had a guy on my DM ask me my hobbies so I said reading and f**king dwarfs. He's deleted his page I guess he's offended by people who read.
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5 years
My bottle of juice says open by hand, what does this mean??? I'm so confused 🥴.
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5 years
Trying to find you all on Parler tweet me your usernames please and I'll follow. I'm Samanthamess on it, same profile pic as Twitter.
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@ThomasWillett9 According to this person it's totally ok to share because there's already nude images online. GCs will be going after revenge porn laws next.
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Today has been a hard day for us all losing our good friend @NikkiStix55 so as this day comes to a close let's raise a glass to Nikki and her family. Farewell dear friend you will be missed by us all.❤️.
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People saying Lurpak will be more expensive after January 1st. Look how much it costs already, sorry but if you pay that for butter you are a mug.
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Just noticed the best before date on my bar of chocolate was two days ago and I've eaten half the packet. Am I a goner?.
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4 years
I get that people don't like right wing views, I don't particularly like a lot of left wing views, but just because we don't like something doesn't mean it should be censored.
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When it comes to the vaccine I think I'll take my chances with the Doctors and Scientists opinions over some random dude on Twitter who watched lots of YouTube videos.
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@Iromg Is he self isolating from Covid or Carrie?.
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@IainDale keeping his cool like a boss while being interrupted by the always annoying Ian Blackford. #2019Review #2019Highlights
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@ghost_wales So once again the suspect is "known to the authorities" I'm getting so sick of this.
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@JennyFefs Boris Johnson is the #PeoplesPrimeMinister (let's get this trending to annoy the remoaners 😜).
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@MusicSolitaire They are also misgendering and refusing to use Brianna Ghey's name and still denying transphobia had anything to do with her murder.
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Does anyone else turn the washing up liquid bottle upside down to get the last bit of it?.
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@SaltyDuchess @CornishFJ1200 Il have the black pudding you don't want.
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@SirBasilBrush Who is this daft bint? Nurses are not starving that is absolute nonsense. Last time I was out I didn't see rows of nurses in cardboard boxes sleeping in the street. right now shop workers deserve the money, they didn't sign up to save us but they did.
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@SpeaksBritannia @BorisJohnson @ZelenskyyUa Your bio alone tells me you have no idea what's going on and wouldn't believe it if you saw it.
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Put aside the political stuff which is the best ice cream.
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@BrexitBetrayed Their silly sign says stamp out antisemitism. That's exactly what we did by not voting for Labour.
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Prince Harry really is a nasty petulant bastard.
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Nothing annoys me more than a messy bookcase in the background so to see @IainDale and his very neat looking bookcase has made my day. (Yes I am that weird) @SkyNews
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@MusicSolitaire They say 'keep prisons single sex' so I pointed out the prison guards, who are majority men, are the biggest threat to female prisoners and they've never campaign for them to be removed. Got zero response they just gloss over that to rant about trans women.
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Isn't it sad when someone unfollows you simply because you disagreed with them on one thing.
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@EcceMandy @No7Sammy You've just proved my point.
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Seeing people say Tommy Robinson is back in Twitter not sure if it's true but if it's confirmed the only good thing about that is I'll get to call him a racist piece of sh*t to his face.
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This is a really interesting and scary podcast. I knew bots were a problem but to see how organised and vicious they can be is disturbing. This was an organised hit job on her. Please listen to it .#WhoTrolledAmber @AlexiMostrous
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Tom Jones is trending but he's ok it's his Birthday. deploy the gif
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@LilahRPGtt Cue TERFs crying about how this is Rowling being cancelled because they can't face the reality that their side hasn't got the support they think they do and the game was crap.
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2 years
I'm impressed that foreign dignitaries arrived to Buckingham Palace in coaches unlike Joe "we must save the planet" Biden who turned up in his massive motorcade.
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@Lrihendry @ChrisLandis7 The names on that list are very troubling, most of Hollywood elite and they preach to us about slavery when they use sex slaves.
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4 years
Anyone else find this blood clot thing with the vaccine that happens to be British very convenient?.
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@ICanSeeForever1 A woman who spends every waking moment screaming about how bad self id is has deployed the very self id to harass a working class person just trying to do their job. How can people still not see her for what she is, a grifting liar.
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@y_alibhai @benandjerrysUK It's not that you gave the ice cream to the homeless it's the fact you felt the need to tweet that you had done it.
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What time is our bollocking off Boris today?.
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Someone explain to me how children can't use a knife and fork because they haven't been at school?.
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@KellGardner @Classwar2015 @LozzaFox This is libellous language you can't just call someone a racist so I hope he starts suing people, also why do they always have such a problem with people who went to posh schools?.
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@Chris1966 @WestminsterWAG So no one will take personal responsibility for anything cos it's all Doms fault. Grow up.
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Jaffa Cakes are the best, that is my truth and don't you dare question it.
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@AGallagherAlly I'm also curious about this what exactly is their end game is, do they genuinely think they will ban trans people from public life? And do the LGBT people who join their ranks really think they won't be next?.
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Captain Jack has found a way to deal with corona
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The moment Will Self got owned by the great @MarkFrancois12 this will never get old.
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Sorting my laundry and I've found some ballots for Biden, where do I send them?! 😏.
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@OptoSean Also interesting that Greta says she doesn't want to meet Trump then glares at him when he snubs her. Corbyn did the same when trump refused to meet him so he went on his rant at that rally. For people who hate Trump they get awfully upset when he ignores them.
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How to guarantee you never get laid again 👇👇👇👇.
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@ThomasWillett9 She claims to want trans people to be safe but she doesn't even acknowledge their existence and yet people still claim she's not transphobic.
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Just watched the Terry Christian meltdown in full (via @addicted2newz) and all I can say is.What an absolute prick he is .#brexit.
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4 years
If you want to continue to work from home do so but just bare in mind that If you can do it at home so can someone in Mumbai and for less money.
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4 years
Bit of a cheeky question but how did you vote today? #Election2021.
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3 years
No idea why Yul Brynner is trending but here's my contribution. If you've never seen this please give it a watch, it's brilliant, terrifying but brilliant.
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4 years
@darrengrimes_ Sturgeon didn't have a problem with members of her own government breaking border rules though.
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@simonharris_mbd It's always the same people who claim charity should begin at home that get angry about these payments.
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@I_amMukhtar Just looked at her account it's an absolute dumpster fire of racism but then she's a GB News fan so I'm not surprised.
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@NewFifeRight14 Why say anything at all, why do so many of you feel the need to troll twitter commenting. What's wrong with the old saying "if you can't say something nice say nothing" this is a dead child and you lot couldn't put your hatred aside just for once.
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So you can break lockdown to protest the death of a man killed by a policeman in America but you can't break lockdown to protest the murder of a woman by the hand of a policeman in the UK.
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@darrengrimes_ The fact Morgan is offended by people wanting to be with family at Christmas but happy for his son to protest reeks of hypocrisy.
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Got to love that people think calling me a Tory is an insult 😂.
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Femi, Kay Burley and Marxism are all trending. What a day.
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@Femi_Sorry @piersmorgan I know this is difficult for you and @JuliaHB1 to understand but being blocked isn't an infringement on your free speech. You still get to speak the person who blocked you just doesn't have to listen.
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