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Queues at Dover
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@ALANMYERSMEDIA I read somewhere today that the Derby will be the last night game at Goodison. That’s what got me!
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@onlychildmusic I’m optimistic but I’ve had a few ales 🤣
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@Scousesaint 100%. So excited for the new stadium. Still sad.
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@ComedyCairns But it’s got the word ‘bottom’ in it!
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RT @abby4thepeople: People saying Kendrick Lamar should have used the halftime performance to make a statement like he didn't just have the…
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I hope Trump makes disparaging comments about Kendrick so we get a new diss track every 3 days for the next 4 years.
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Well played Jack Harrison 👏 but was Tarkowski on the ale last night?! 🍻
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@paulsteenalbo Chunky white chocolate
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@deancoughlin_ Go ed you little hotshot 💪
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RT @MattPolProf: Life expectancy.
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RT @JosephMcclarnon: Lazy pundits has created the market for the YouTubers 10 minutes of research and you’re more knowledgable than this l…
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@danny44411 Bloody right we are mate. Been eating gruel all season.
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Walton White Sox 4 Leicester Meffs 0
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Don’t know why Trump isn’t a fan of diversity. Diversity allowed a mentally unstable man to became President twice 🤷‍♂️
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Diversity made that plane crash. Covid was spread by trans people. It’s raining because of immigrants. The Game of Thrones finale was meh because of the EU. Butter costs more cos of gingers. Keep sniffing that bleach, guys 👍
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