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@JosephMcclarnon
Joe McClarnon
2 years
Looking forward to starting some junior cricket down at Aigburth CC
@AigburthCC
Aigburth Cricket Club
2 years
⭐️🏏 We are super excited to bring @allstarscricket to Aigburth CC this summer. 🔴 Ages 5-8 🔴 Every Friday 12th May - 30th June 🔴 6pm - 7pm The aim is non stop fun for kids of all abilities! We can’t wait to get started! 🏏⭐️
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Joe McClarnon
5 months
@toryboypierce @CadburyUK I thought you’d missed the deadline but you’ve still got 5 days left. Phew
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Joe McClarnon
4 years
Thiago fit to play for Liverpool this week. Good news for Everton fans as that means Richarlison is available this weekend...
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Joe McClarnon
8 months
The head of the Premier League with a massive slip there of what he really thinks of Everton & Nottingham Forest. Describing them as “small clubs”
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Joe McClarnon
4 years
The Daily express has ripped pictures off a stream of the 1st “Clap for The NHS” 2 weeks ago and tried to claim they were clapping for Boris last night. The clocks have gone forward since and it’s not even dark anymore at 8pm. Absolutely despicable.
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Joe McClarnon
4 years
I thought Davide Ancelotti being a 1st team coach was purely Nepotism. His main remit it set pieces, not only are we scoring regularly he’s come up a defensive system that nobody has seen before.
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Joe McClarnon
4 years
By the way @btsportfootball @mrjakehumphrey this is why the penalty wasn’t given. Any chance your commentators could open their eyes.
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Joe McClarnon
5 months
So this commission disagrees with The Notts Forest commission which disagreed with the Everton Appeal commission which disagreed with the original Everton -10 commission. Absolute farce!
@RobHarris
Rob Harris
5 months
Premier League announcement: Everton docked two more points - taking the total to eight for financial rule breaches. Now 2 points above the relegation zone. How the PL panel decided the sanction based on Nottingham Forest being docked four points
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Joe McClarnon
3 years
Richarlison is getting a better pre-season with the Brazil squad at the Olympics than the Everton squad to be fair.
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Joe McClarnon
6 years
In Andre Gomez Everton have got a quality player who has openly spoke about his mental health struggles. As a fan base we should embrace that and help him as much as possible.
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Joe McClarnon
4 years
@whatmegandid @boringdystopian Why would they let you use it after what Farage was saying on your Radio station this morning?
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Joe McClarnon
6 months
@cricketontnt 85mph back of a length, and it hits him in the knee roll 3m down the track. If this really is out we’ve been umpiring the game wrong since its inception.
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Joe McClarnon
7 years
Hitting the dance floor at the Christmas party like...
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Joe McClarnon
2 years
I’d rather protests go ahead than sign Andre Ayew to be honest with you.
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Joe McClarnon
2 years
He didn’t foul him for that long so it wasn’t a foul is certainly a new one on me & the laws of the game.
@DaleJohnsonESPN
Dale Johnson
2 years
The images of the pull are far more damning than the video evidence, which suggests the holding was not prolonged or that it greatly impacted Richarlison. It means if the ref has seen the holding it's highly unlikely the VAR will advise a penalty.
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Joe McClarnon
10 months
Dion Dublin’s logic that it wasn’t a penalty is that it was a rugby tackle not a football tackle by Maguire. Interesting.
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Joe McClarnon
1 year
The 2nd Michael Keane experiment of Dyche’s short Everton career should be over already.
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Joe McClarnon
7 years
Whisper it quietly but #Everton ’s goal last night was a flowing 20 pass move starting in their own corner.
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Joe McClarnon
5 years
Is it just me or does Ancelotti still give Evertonians goosebumps?
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Joe McClarnon
4 years
Two VAR checks and a goal in stoppage time, Taylor blows up here when we’ve got a corner.
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Joe McClarnon
7 years
2018 Everton are exactly the type of side 2008 Everton would raid for loan players.
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Joe McClarnon
6 months
Dyche has coached 303 games in the Premier League his teams have scored 297 goals in those games, less than 1 goal a game. If you think Everton’s goalscoring problem is nothing to do with the manager then I’ve got a bridge to sell you.
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Joe McClarnon
6 months
I don’t think Dyche should be sacked, I also think Dyche could be doing better. Groundbreaking opinion I know.
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Joe McClarnon
5 years
Looking forward to a bidding war between USM & Megafon for the naming rights to Everton’s new stadium!
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Joe McClarnon
4 years
The trains in London will still be rammed tomorrow morning. Building sites tomorrow will still be rammed with contractors. Self employed workers still have to work because they’ve had no financial guarantees from this government.
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Joe McClarnon
7 years
£7m agent fee for organising a £15m transfer. Wasn’t in to all the Ross Barkley rat stuff but that absolutely stinks. #Everton #Barkley
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Joe McClarnon
4 years
Made up Everton are making people have a covid test to enter, means we won’t be mixing with any of the cosmic scouser head the balls.
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Joe McClarnon
4 years
Klopp must have been point scoring when he said Alisson was out for ages. That’s how it works right @_pauljoyce ?
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Joe McClarnon
4 years
@HLTCOPOD And that’s exactly why they should keep doing it!
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Joe McClarnon
3 years
@ewan05_ @LFCVine It’s almost as if there’s more than 1 competition in a season ‘🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️😭😭’
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Joe McClarnon
6 months
@deneils @BBCMOTD @GaryLineker @alanshearer @MicahRichards Those two free kicks at West Ham 20 minutes apart, same spot 2 different top corners. If Ronaldo does that it would be talked about for decades.
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Joe McClarnon
6 years
@xxandrea1989xx @LivEchonews What’s the downside of Everton using their commercial influence to supply free sanitary products? I’m confused as to why anyone would have a problem with this?
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Joe McClarnon
7 years
WHY WONT YOU MURDER MILLIONS OF PEOPLE CORBYN!?!?!?!? #BBCQT #GE2017
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Joe McClarnon
3 years
@EvertonBlueArmy Genuinely baffling the amount of Evertonians who sided with Benitez over James and Digne. It was plainly obvious what was going on.
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Joe McClarnon
4 years
They’re fucking idiots there’s no other word for it
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Joe McClarnon
5 years
@devonstar12 @Quinnwhite1234 @BBCPolitics Nope, Greece is the only country to work longer hours than us.
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Joe McClarnon
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Joe McClarnon
4 years
@EvertonArentWe @SkyNews Says a lot about our country that a straight up war criminal is seen as a sensible politician and a guy who wanted to give everyone broadband, plant trees and feed kids was seen as a loony renegade.
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Joe McClarnon
7 years
Echo defending Bill and criticising Moshiri, Parry defending Bill on Twitter & new posters turning up on Forums defending Bill. All out of the leaked emails handbook. We know they’ve done all this before.
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Joe McClarnon
3 years
@LFCVine Richarlison 12 goals Firmino 8 goals So no.
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Joe McClarnon
3 years
This club gets more bonkers every single day
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Joe McClarnon
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Joe McClarnon
2 years
@SajSadiqCricket That’s a mandatory icc ban isn’t it?
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Joe McClarnon
10 months
So the KC who has represented Leeds previously will decide if Leeds get compensation? Seems totally legit nothing to see here
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Martyn Ziegler
10 months
New: Same panel who punished Everton will decide on rivals’ compensation claims
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Joe McClarnon
4 years
Morrison clearly searched his own name on Twitter at half time.
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Joe McClarnon
2 years
@RidgeOnSunday @SkyNews But but but the government said it was nothing to do with them!? 🤔
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Joe McClarnon
1 year
@mrjakehumphrey @broseph_stalin @Keir_Starmer He’s a documented liar, not sure how that can equate to being “real”
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Joe McClarnon
1 year
If we play like that all season we will be absolutely fine.
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Joe McClarnon
6 years
Every weekend in the premier league there are 2/3 challenges worse than Jagielka’s v Wolves.
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Joe McClarnon
1 year
@Liverpool1207 That’s horrible, how can that be suitable for a city centre!?
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Joe McClarnon
4 years
An MP was murdered in broad daylight 🤷🏻‍♂️ Amazing that it’s just forgotten about.
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Joe McClarnon
4 years
@SamWallaceTel This the the reason this shouldn’t go through, it’s not the changes proposed here but the proposals they can put through in future
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Joe McClarnon
10 months
@Everton_Extra Evertonians get so defensive it’s weird. A more confident Onana can only be a good thing for Everton.
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Joe McClarnon
8 months
@Arbeit_Fish Can’t help but think that Burgon didn’t respond very well here either. I think he could have done much better.
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Joe McClarnon
8 months
The Premier League games on the final day of the season won’t matter at all, the real final day is 5 days after the season finishes. How is this good for the integrity of the Premier League?
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Joe McClarnon
3 years
@sr_collings It would mean this hypothetical situation is onside. 1 season and it would be scrapped again.
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Joe McClarnon
4 years
@Paul_NewmanDM @GNev2 It’s not journalism when 4 reporters all say the same thing at the same time. It’s called a briefing.
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Joe McClarnon
3 years
@ToffeeTVEFC What strength has Rondon been rowing at this season?
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Joe McClarnon
4 years
@EvertonNewsFeed Probably driving round looking for the ball after someone passed to him in the garden and he tried to control it.
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Joe McClarnon
4 years
Coleman went for Thiago and I want to know what was said
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Joe McClarnon
11 months
@WillJarvis I think Everton have still held the top division title for longer than any other side due to this.
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Joe McClarnon
4 years
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Joe McClarnon
10 months
10 points for 1 minor breach and City sitting on 115 charges, You’ve got to imagine that Man City will be playing North West counties football in the coming years then.
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Joe McClarnon
9 months
@HLTCO This would be onside in Wenger’s system, it would be back to the system we have now within a couple of years. It would be ridiculous.
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Joe McClarnon
3 years
Happy birthday @LizMcClarnon
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Joe McClarnon
4 years
Got to be worried about all these positive Covid tests with all the asthma sufferers they’ve got over there!!
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Joe McClarnon
5 years
@AtTheRaces “Winx is well clear!” As she wins by 1 1/2 lengths against questionable company.
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Joe McClarnon
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Joe McClarnon
5 years
Tony Gale is on one today, it’s borderline unprofessional.
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Joe McClarnon
5 months
Solid positional play from Tarkowski there, 10 yards deeper than anyone else and not involved in any of the play leading up to it.
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Joe McClarnon
9 months
@EvertonNewsFeed @Matt_Law_DT If you did this during a game every single pundit in the world would say it’s a red card.
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Joe McClarnon
5 years
@Galadriel1010 @AnnaSunlover @mattzarb @thepileus Or the fact that anyone in the UK illegally won’t be on the electoral roll.
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Joe McClarnon
3 years
I’ve had 13 wonderful seasons @AigburthCC , I was ready to give up on cricket in 2009 but they made me feel welcome. Not just the cricket section but the club as a whole. For some it’s just a little club down the end of Southwood Road but to many it’s a community.
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Joe McClarnon
4 years
Which corner would 99.9% of players go for here?
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Joe McClarnon
1 year
@Ben_Wisden That just doesn’t seem right/fair does it?
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Joe McClarnon
7 years
Jim Beglin there complaining Everton fans are abusing him whilst actually liking tweets that are mocking a racially abused Patrice Evra in response to his question about Holgate. Stay classy Jim
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Joe McClarnon
10 years
So that's a pen but this isn't a red, sound that ref http://t.co/5J8cwb770B
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Joe McClarnon
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Joe McClarnon
4 years
I’d say newspaper reporters travelling all over the country to attend games needlessly is more of a risk than players hugging 30 seconds after jostling for a cross.
@Lawton_Times
Matt Lawton
4 years
Not sure anyone is listening...
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Joe McClarnon
4 years
Remember the outrage when Joe Anderson said this would happen.
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Joe McClarnon
6 years
@goldilocksrocks @xxandrea1989xx @LivEchonews You: “All sanitary towels should be free” Company gives free sanitary towels to customers as well as the general public through other avenues. Also you: “This is bizarre” 🤷‍♂️
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Joe McClarnon
3 years
Must be all those individual mistakes again for Everton. Nothing to do with team selection, tactics or coaching!!
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Joe McClarnon
6 years
There absolutely no way you can justify withholding tickets on “safety grounds” when you’ve approved a 5.30pm kick off time with people on the ale all day.
@efc_fanservices
Everton Fan Services
6 years
@EmiratesFACup @MillwallFC @BBCSport 🎫 | We have received an allocation of 2,200 tickets, 12.5% of the 17,800 capacity at The Den. Despite @Everton ’s best efforts to secure the full 15% allocation, both the Met Police and Safety Advisory Group would not issue any further tickets on safety grounds. #EFC
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Joe McClarnon
6 years
@ncustisTheSun @Everton Kept us up? We were 13th when he took over 🤔
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Joe McClarnon
3 years
Everton have conceded the first goal in 12 out of 16 games this season.
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Joe McClarnon
2 years
Leeds could well be on 34 points with 2 games left, it’s up to us to get there
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Joe McClarnon
8 months
He talks like we haven’t been protesting about how the club has been run for years. I’m not sure boosting a guy who writes for The Sun Newspaper is going to help his cause here.
@Carra23
Jamie Carragher
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I got dogs abuse yesterday from Everton fans over this column for not supporting them. I stuck to my guns because I believe it to be right & having just listened to @slbsn on Talksport I’m glad I did! He made the point Everton could be in breach of the PSR rules for next season
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Joe McClarnon
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@christtocs @RTEsoccer I’m baffled by the outrage, it’s a pretty simple decision.
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Joe McClarnon
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@stellacreasy @AaronBastani What an astoundingly ironic tweet considering your original post.
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Joe McClarnon
1 year
@StoolFootball If you’re betting on yourself for a yellow there’s no way you wait until the 94th minute
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Joe McClarnon
7 years
@Matt_Law_DT It's just so awful encouraging people to take part in democracy. What an incredibly bizarre attitude to have.
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Joe McClarnon
4 years
@_JakeClark_ @EvertonArentWe @Everton @EvertonAcademy You’re both living your best life though mate, crack on.
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Joe McClarnon
2 years
@echochamber99 @BBCBreakfast @AvantiWestCoast @grantshapps No he was totally incorrect, there is no industrial action, just staff working to contract. If you rely on staff to work overtime to operate a normal timetable then you are understaffed.
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Joe McClarnon
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@ScallyMagazine “Not saying it’s true I’m Just posting what I’ve heard”
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Joe McClarnon
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I have no problem with Niasse being charged with simulation, the problem is that there have been 10’s of simulations worse than his that haven’t been charged.
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Joe McClarnon
6 years
@WatfordFC We’ve let you have z cars for years, call it even?
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Joe McClarnon
4 years
That Pickford save at the end of the 1st half was top draw by the way. It’s gone a little unnoticed.
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Joe McClarnon
1 year
@tonymc39 I suspect you know that this was nothing to do with the left, the person actually accused Berger of being too far left.
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Joe McClarnon
4 years
Keir Starmer really does know how to skewer Johnson doesn’t he. #PMQs
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