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yea im doing alright, work's just been killin' me lately
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id be watching this if my bitch wife didnt want to watch orange
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CW // vent
alright so i work at a lemonade stand. and every single day, without fail, for weeks now, this duck comes up to order and asks me if we sell grapes. he thinks he's so fucking funny. we sell lemonade. that's all we've ever sold. im sick of this shit.
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this one always gets me idk why
Gun to to your head, what is the *best* Simpsons joke? However you wanna define it; pics, GIFs, clips, and overwrought explanations welcome.
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taking the biggest she/it of my life in here
i need to know who made the decision to label the bathroom by pronouns
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ah babe check it out this will totally show how badass i am
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this lighter of mario using F.L.U.D.D. as a bong is far too sexual. im scared of it. total fujoshi art
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my brother asked me what poster i ordered. when i said "two catgirls in lolita dresses doing heroin" he responded "i dont know why i even bother asking at this point, i couldve guessed it"
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notice how the freal machine was so overjoyed in performing the act it was designed for that it accidentally destroyed the object of its desire. this is yuri.
if i was a freal machine id also get so excited from being used that i explode everywhere
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edging addicts be like "i can cum anytime i want"
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is this anything
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this HURTS the watermelon, DONT DO THIS ‼️
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trans girls when u mention anything regarding getting beaten or choked
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sitting here posting something like "dog girl penis go crazy" and immediately gazing longingly at my handgun
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Babe, what's wrong??? you've barely touched your Horton Hears a Who (2008) IHOP Who-Cakes
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Melina: you, noble tarnished, must repair the elden ring and bring peace to The Lands Between
Alexander the warrior jar:
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@ GAYFUJOSHI [2.5K FOLLOWERS]:
i have twink schizophrenia
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his pussy so wet it got me slidin like a damn ice level in stupid mario brothers
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im kinda like a truffle pig for girls' armpits
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if i was a freal machine id also get so excited from being used that i explode everywhere
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"anti" christ implies the existence of "proship" christ
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emo trans woman: i cant wait til my bodys frotting in the ground
happy trans woman: im frotlicking thru a field of flowers c:
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in 2024 there will be a twitter trans girl known as
@PAWGMODING
. she will amass a large following and bring forth the rapture. DO NOT LISTEN TO HER. SHE IS THE BEAST INCARNATE.
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hmmm he always collapses after i creampie him. guess im hitting some load-bearing walls
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it should be a rule that if a baby kills its mom in childbirth it has to get a teardrop facetat
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guys i found a lil glass hedgehog at the store check it out
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i miss when computer mice had the little ball in the bottom for you to eat as a snack if you got hungry
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straight friend: whats with that ΘΔ thing trans people have in their bios on twitter
me:
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i love these weird overstock stores. this kinda goes hard
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hey check it out i found this album. its about what it feels like when u dont get a little treat or snack, its super messed up dude you gotta listen
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happy 23rd anniversary of me getting blasted out of the womb
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it seems today that all you see... is violence in movies and sex on tv
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me, putting my pants on: so uh.. when can i see you again?
the giant bug i just fucked:
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walked into a video store and the guy offered us poppers then asked if we were "into shemale stuff" and put a bunch of dvds on the counter and said he could play one on his pc if we wanted to see one
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what if... what if gay people, and they uh, had se-
my twin brother i devoured in the womb: shut the fuck up i can hear everything you're saying i hate you i fucking hate you
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this app is fucking amazing
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i must be on estrogen the way these racks keep growing
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watersports enthusiasts hate me cuz im always takin the piss out of everything
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I'm smoking that Dave. Pure Bob. Torching some Larry. Lighting up a Benjamin
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just saw a very mormon woman with a shirt that said "boy mom" on it and she could not possibly imagine how hard that shirt goes
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what the fuck is wrong with my coworker why is this in their car
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yeah im getting an orchiectomy.. theyre turning me into an orc
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this too, is yuri
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be a real man like jerry seinfeld. help your girlfriend with her algebra homework.
Jerry Seinfeld Calls For Return Of Dominant Masculinity, 'I Like Real Men' | Click to read more 👇
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dude did you seriously just eat my mousewife's delectable smackeral of cheese what the fuck
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going to ikea with binoculars to birdwatch boymoders eyefucking the blahaj
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NIN docs acquired (i dont know how to take pictures of my legs)
waiting by the front door like a dog rn for my doc martens to get delivered
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burger and fries are like two girls makingout sloppy style and spending their youth in passionate love
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playing breath of the wild. was this twink always so scrumptious
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i text my dealer in an "uwu" tone because i find i get better prices that way. thats the difference between you and me; im a risk taker.
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just saw Children of Men
0/10 it's not even about mpreg
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babe whats wrong? do u not like my one large, unblinking eye? sry im not perfect..
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when the psych ward nurse tells me its "based" to take the pills they give me and that "normalmaxxing" is "redpilled"
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