summer 🖕
@salesforcechild
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salesforce child
Montréal, Québec
Joined September 2011
not that anyone has any money rn but i am leaving montreal to live in a cabin in an extremely remote northern location a bit sooner than planned and i want to sell as many of these as possible before then as i can’t bring them with me - no tariffs required 💋
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my husband hasn’t posted anything on the internet in years, he didn’t even post photos of our wedding, and he posted this
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Everyone has that 1 friend they have this relationship with 🔥
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i've retired at 24! don't have any money saved up i just felt like not working.
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i only recently found out that "raw milk" just means they didn't boil off the piss and shit that gets into the milk from the udders proximity to the bathroom areas . wow. i thought it was something totally different from the way people act about it.
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i know that server farms use a lot of water but why does it have to be clean water. why can't we use raw sewage, it's not like the computer is going to get sick.
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i am so stressed out from running my pet lizards instagram account i’m about to have a nervous breakdown
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the way he is shouting in genuine fear is killing me.
A man just got attacked by a herd of forest cows so he had to use pepper spray on them. Will Democrats now call for pepper spray safety reform?.
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me to my 4 year old son: i just got off the phone with santa and he is so angry about what you did that i am genuinely afraid for your life. we need to put you in hiding because at this point i think he would even kill me to get to you.
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100 years ago eminem would have been a famous auctioneer.
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i hope the cube on the moon is something really scary that changes the trajectory of all our lives.
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@jamesblacklock9 the human boobs are incredibly far from the butthole and pussy … also, i never said it was BAD to drink a bit of piss and shit.
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@CashForBones i’m way more right wing than you but thanks for making completely unwarranted assumptions about other people based on nothing! almost like something Left would do.
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hi.
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someone asked if they could buy an NFT of one of my videos and i said i’m not really interested in that sorry and they replied this
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no. all media is drifting closer to slot machines.
I feel like all media is drifting closer and closer to porn and nobody wants to speak up about it for fear of being labeled a prude.
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When I was about 10 i ate one of these in its entirety over the course of several weeks while playing on the family computer.
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when i worked at starbucks i completely ignored this book and made the drinks based on intuition.
Step by step Starbucks coffee drinks, save for later, tag a coffee lover! (THREAD)
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it blows my mind how my cat thinks we are sitting on the couch chilling together every day both not thinking just staring into space but actually i am exploring the world on my ipad.
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Did you know? February 3rd is the only day where no one in history has ever been born. Despite much scientific study, there is no explanation for this phenomena. Historically it has been referred to as “the empty day” or “nobody’s birthday”.
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@VincetOmniaDeo i grew up on a dairy farm 😂 but the pasteurization happens so far away … however the poo running all down their legs and over their udders happens right at home ….
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@HACKTPLANET_ there actually is only 1 herd of wild/feral cattle in the entire world, they were abandoned on a small island off the coast of scotland in the 70s and their social structure is similar to that of elephants.
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even people who are defending the police talk about them like they are dangerous wild animals that will attack if you don’t follow an inscrutable set of body language rules 😭
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This is my favourite photo of me in 2024. Elegance, class. A bride on her wedding day.
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i work at amazon warehouse they give us $1000 an hour and candy and soda whenever we want.
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@El__Authority i’m way farther right than you could ever hope to be babe. thatcher, reagan, pinochet, i do it old school!.
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if you google february 3rd the rumour i started comes up
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going to space for 10-12 minutes is so not impressive. monkeys, dogs have done it. you could do it by accident.
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when the news broke that subway jared is a pedophile i was in walmart opening a bottle of advil to take 1 advil then put it back on the shelf.
outside of 9/11, what's a major historical event you lived through that you'll never forget where you were when it happened?
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this is my favourite video i have it in a special folder in my camera roll for quick access
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What are you selling? Drop your small business here so I can look for something similar on Amazon 👇.
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average person eats a credit card worth of microplastic a week? try 1 minute
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someone cut into one of the new jersey drones the outer layer is kind of soft like skin and inside they have giant kidney, liver, intestines, stomach etc all made of synthetic materials. so are they alive or is this some kind of elaborate joke put on by a sicko?.
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the police should be an offensive force that attacks the police forces of rival cities. for no other reason than sportsmanship and to determine who is the best!.
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mushrooms come from the earth (scary, plotting against you, would only benefit from your death), lsd was invented by an innocent man.
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the hardest part of being a medical doctor is having to pretend like i give a fuck about my patients 😭.
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just had a really hard phone call with my doctor, he gave me the news i have been dreading to hear for months: no more monkeys jumping on the bed.
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it’s kind of cool to live in the most inefficient system in the history of the world. without a doubt nobody will ever create this much crap, junk and garbage ever again.
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i wish this was my home toilet so bad.
My gift to you today is this image of the most cursed mobile toilet I’ve ever seen, at the event site I’m working on this week
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"i am catholic" - people 3 years behind on the trend." i am mormon" - people who are right on time.
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prince phililp was famous for having very long fingernails (6 inch plus) that he loved to rake the garden with.
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i have way more black mold in my house than jk rowling and i have never gone on a transphobic tirade … i also wrote a way better series of childrens books about wizards but will never publish it despite how much joy it could bring to the world because i am evil.
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no. this is real.
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fake meat that comes from highly processed chemical soaked monocrop monsanto soybeans is good for me and the environment, and also solar panels and carbon capture technology is going to save the world.
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this would literally be the perfect job for me . the skillset i have developed in my life is useless for anything but running a parody infowars.
The Onion has acquired Infowars in a bankruptcy auction. They plan to debut a new Infowars in January that will serve as parody, mocking weird Internet personalities like Alex Jones. The Onion CEO says they acquired it because “this is the funniest thing that has ever happened”
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this may come off as harsh but anyone who has a doorbell camera should be locked up. and i mean that from the bottom of my heart. if that's something you think you need you should be locked up.
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they finally made a shark tank in light language for starseeds
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i think i could have survived the texas chainsaw massacre by becoming a maternal figure to leatherface, immediately treating him as my baby.
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my twin sister and i don’t really talk but i love seeing her instagram reels because although our lives have taken divergent paths we have kind of ended up living the same way
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can’t stop laughing at all the QTs calling this disgusting oh no what will we do while we’re waiting for the insurance to fix the windows on the galleries selling bart simpson fanart and restaurants with $20 grilled cheese!.
BREAKING: Rioters in Old Montreal have smashed almost every business along Notre-Dame Street W.
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never fails to amaze me the type of crazy shit white women will say on here
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i love telling people how i had no interest in dating my boyfriend until i saw him do an impression of jar jar binks doing advertising for oxycontin.
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when watching a classic horror movie like friday the 13th i smile serenely and think about how none of this would ever happen to me because i’d kill myself the moment anything scary started to happen.
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that’s so cool that they throw the bottle in the ocean for you once you’re done with it
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my statement. please no birthday wishes this year. they took him from us too soon.
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for the past year i have been purchasing one $500-800 flight per month then cancelling past the refund date in order to help stimulate the airline companies. but yeah go off about how much you “help” the community.
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i’m mostly just annoyed that ivermectin has overtaken a shotgun blast to the head as the second most famous horse medicine.
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