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Portrait of a Friend in Kyoto
この子はかわいいと思いませんか？
📸: Fujifilm X-T100
📍: Kinkaku-ji
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bro what the FUCK is wrong with y’all
Despite Austin stay-at-home order, crowd gathers near Barton Springs Pool.
Photos by
@jayjanner
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"Assignment Unmuted: Exam 2"
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did the guy who got kicked out of UT his freshman year for an absolutely atrocious gpa just finish undergrad??
YES.
SIIIIIIRRRRRRRR
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every day i walk past this 30ft poster of Jennie and pay my respects and thanks for watching over us
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This girl across from me in PCL has nothing out in front of her except a bottle of glue and she's just.... glueing her fingers and then peeling it off..
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yooo this might be the only time I’ve seen that damn fountain actually working
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a victim.
what would you call someone who lives in west campus? a west campusite? a west camper? a degenerate? carl?
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Best day ever
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do I have a degree from THE University of Texas at Austin?
Yes.
Do I need to do this every time someone in a different zone wants to meet?
Yes.
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what volunteers, y'all ruined that chance by moving spring break to a different week
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honestly.... 14 days of self-quarantine doesn’t sound that bad guys. I have so many shows and video games to catch up on. I’d never have that much free time under normal circumstances
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@wordwriter94
Yoo what the hell, you didn’t tag anyone or use a hashtag and yet they’re all here in the replies
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every time i see ut24 i die a little inside ,,,, but hook em anyway, glad to have you
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love that my dumbass ruined some potential promotional footage for p*p band
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PSA to all UT students under 5'6: I need y'all to incorporate cardio and leg workouts into your daily routine so y'all can move those little legs a bit faster when you're walking around campus
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trying to figure out a sophisticated way of telling my parents that I was elected as president of the anime club so they'll be proud of me for something
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"home", even Oklahoma would rather stay in Texas
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the weebs are leaking into mainstream UT content, i love it
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y’all ever think about how much more beautiful life would be if we all moved the go out/party/drink slot from like 11pm-2am to 9pm-12am ??
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Dating without civilization would have been so fun back in the day. Having only six eligible girls in town and three of them were your sisters, having to marry at 14 because you'll be dead by 20.
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Just got my STD test back from the doctor, we're on Positive vibes ONLY in 2020 😌
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I wish i was a normal straight white man so instead of having to pack my
- body wash
- face wash
- face scrubber
- day moisturizer
- night moisturizer
- tea tree oil
- shampoo
- conditioner
- leave in conditioner
I would just be satisfied with a single bottle of 5-in-1
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I graduated 5 months ago and I still struggle to accept that my entire life must be contained in the short window of 5pm to whenever I go to sleep, 5 days a week
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My parents call to see how close I am to getting home and there's already yelling going on in the background, hell no I WILL turn this car around and go back to Austin
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here's a little motivational message for y'all going into the weekend !! 😊
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Senior year at university
vs
year 1 as an adult
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this dude behind me dropped his ID during our exam so i turn around to hand it to him right?? tell me why i was handing the ID of a black guy, to an asian guy. LMAO something ain't right here but i won't snitch
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not me chugging a large margarita then angrily explaining to my mom why reverse racism isn't real
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seems like UT doesn’t CARE(S) about me the way they haven’t run me my money yet
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when i got sized the lady said i had “very dainty fingers for a man” like sorry my hands are pretty ??? crusty knuckle lookin ass smh
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not pictured: the loss of innocence and happiness over the course of 3 years
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Broke: use the given 3 months to write this 10-15 page research paper
Woke: stay awake for nearly 30 hours and finish 4 minutes before it's due
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happy anniversary
CORONAVIRUS UPDATE (1/18):
We're extending spring break for students by one week in response to the spread of COVID-19.
Classes will resume on campus on Monday, March 30, and students should plan on returning prior to that date.
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this Christmas, skip the temporary Holiday Bae™ and take your homies on festive dates
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doing my Sunday afternoon grocery run without a care in the world and i just have to be grateful for how far I’ve gotten, graduation, a good job, solid happiness in my life… there was a lot of time in college where this was unimaginable (1/2)
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#1
and for WHAT
These are the Top 25 most valuable programs in college football 💰🏈
Which school is the most surprising?
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I can't believe even at UT we have people pulling the "dEmoCrATs UsED tO sUPpoRT slAvErY" argument
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can’t believe I’m saying this... but houston is actually pretty cool
photo dump thread:
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4.5 years of Spanish only for me to complete flub my order at burrito factory
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Chef Ethan is BACK with another dish for y’all !!! a BEAUTIFUL reverse-seared ribeye, paired with sautéed brussel sprouts, and loaded mashed potatoes 😌🧑🍳
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I really picked a bad time to not go to the store for 2 weeks huh
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a sacrifice i’m willing to make
The Reunion Tower could be torn down due to a proposed plan to construct a high-speed rail through Downtown Dallas
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looking like a mid-2000s Disney channel outfit
not to be fucked up during the pandemic but someone at buffalo exchange needs to lose their job
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deleting the f*x news station from the radio presets of every car I get in at work
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sorry heb employees but literally all i have to eat at home is rice
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yooo it ain't perfect, but I made everything on this plate myself !!
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fuck all y'all that made fun of me in 5th grade when my phone went off and my ringtone was Fireflies, that was a good song
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half of y'all see a tweet & instead of retweeting, decide to rephrase the same shit for clout
then i end up seeing 7 versions of the SAME tweet 🙄 this is why i shouldn't have followed everyone w ut in their bio when i was a freshman
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How are we gonna be the University of Backsweat when it's December
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seeing groups of freshmen leave jester to go out while I was studying on campus tonight really brings back memories...... of me seeing everyone leave jester and go out while i was studying
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... isn’t “Thank you” written with the EXACT same handwriting on several of those? Do you think we’re that stupid??
We can’t express enough how grateful we are to serve you, Austin. Our officers have been working around the clock during these unprecedented times and thank everyone who took the time to write and make our day a little brighter.
#OneAustinSaferTogether
#Thankful
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if y'all haven't noticed, I'm an attention wh*re, every time y'all like my tweets, I get one (1) drop of serotonin straight to my brain
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LETS
GOOOOOO
bag secured ✅💰
top : me getting to the final round of interviews for a tech-sales job
bottom : me having no idea how sales works
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f*cked up that i can either buy a nice healthy lunch (usually a burrito bowl)
for like $12 or i can get a metric shit ton of food from Wendys for $6
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y’all remember when my old barber put a video of my cut on youtube??
Bitch why my barber gon put up a before and after of my haircut today and people in the comments talkin bout “what a transformation!” “You saved him!”
Girl fuck all y’all
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