very cool, joseph quinn! i, on the other hand, would like to meet my father.

seeing people say kendrick was the worst super bowl halftime show of all time

MUSTAAAAAAAARD

@pimpinpersian i have strong feelings about it smoked meats.

@echoatx OH WAIT sorry i misremembered. was thinking about somewhere else. salt lick is innocent and undefeated.

@amzamtweets uhh i guess? he went to snows in lexington and somewhere in lubbock. everything else was atx, htx, and dfw

@echoatx i love salt lick but that cartoon cowboy voiceover in the bathrooms makes me feel like im at disney world

@ChangoChutney uhh iirc he went to 3 spots in dfw, atx, htx, 1 in lubbock, and snows in lexington. the list wasn't all that bad, just some glaring omissions.

@amzamtweets he based his list off the texas monthly top 50 which is actually a pretty good starting point, i think. not sure what the selection criteria was past that, though.

@amzamtweets closest he got was terry blacks in atx

@ChangoChutney yeah guys this is going to be a pretty simple video. step 1. purchase a wagyu calf from birth for $16m and raise it to adulthood.

it’s been too long since i’ve seen the waters flow on the mountain of my people

RT @sabatonfan69: Wtf was Elton John on about when he goes If I was a sculptor… heh. But then again, no.

@millerIowlife he’s earned it, i think

RT @spectre0799: squabble up but the beat is the NFL Theme

and also like a singular carb

@AtlasPlus_ do i think im a bad looking guy? absolutely not. but there are levels to this, and coleman domingo? dude is in a universe of his own.