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internal medicine pgy-2 trying to survive residency😵💫 if you’re looking for me I’m probably sleeping in a corner #latinasinmedicine 🇲🇽956 gang #vaxxed 💉
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She mitral on my valve til I regurg
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I need to know if this impending ww3 is going to kill us so I can just drop out of med school and enjoy my life already
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Med school is weird because technically you’re an adult but you feel like a child every day
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Who studies kidneys and says “this is what I want to do with my life”?
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How am I supposed to spend 11 hours at the hospital, make food, exercise, study for step2/shelf, chart review all the patients in clinic tomorrow AND sleep enough so I’m not exhausted???
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Whispered answers to the med student during rounds today 😭
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usmle really increased the passing step 2 score... i was brought into this world to suffer
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This morning I dropped my ssri on the hospital floor and I picked it up and ate it 😭
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Wore waterproof mascara because I got assigned to clinic with a surgeon known for tearing med students apart :)
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not me opening a uworld picture at this coffee shop and its a penis with a huge chancre
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I still get confused with how many sodium come in and potassium go out
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so uw*rld just wants me to know that the whitish foreign body in the child's vagina is toilet paper??? like how was i supposed to know this
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How on Gods green earth am I supposed to work 12 hours and then find energy to do uworld 😭
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Confidently told the resident the patient had an anteverted uterus and he looks at me and says “she had a hysterectomy” 😂clearly winning at life right now
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My attending just told me that his MS1 tuition in 1980’s was $400💀
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Why tf did I choose med school out of all the career options
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How tf are all these classmates traveling like 24/7 like babe where do you get the moneyyyy😭
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makes me so mad that my parents can't hood me just because they didnt have all the privileges or opportunities to become doctors
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Will no longer say oocyte. From now on it’s uwucyte🥺
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Insane when you realize how many residents and fellows have parents in medicine like I’m out here trying to maneuver medicine on my own
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Asked my brother why would anyone want to be a Navy SEAL and he replied why would anyone want to be in med school
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i literally never want to hear the word high yield again
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I’m going to use y=mx+b to calculate the downward slope of my life ☺️
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ive studied the lac operon at least 5 times and im still confused
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I was trying to type anxiety meme on google but this happened😭
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Passed but really thought I was going to score higher. Idk what to feel. Going to deal with this for a while I guess
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screaming because this nephrology attending is married to a cardiology attending
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I just want to see Dr. Fauci thrive under the Biden administration already 🥺😭💙
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Sent a med student home today and I just sat there like
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Bitch I’m going to be a whole ass doctor like baby j**** I wish you could see me now you’d be proud of the person we are ❤️
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Apprently you don’t pronounce Berger disease as “Burger” disease. I’m gonna go die in a hole now
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I started working on my step schedule and I have never been more afraid of an exam in my life
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Imagine how happy Dr. Fauci is right now finally having a president that believes in science 💙🥺
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one of my friends matched to a program where the hospital has a boba vending machine and that is the dream
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Is it sad that I don’t mind staying late at the hospital because I avoid feeling lonely at my apt :)
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when cardi b says "i want to gag" in WAP it's because she wants to test her her CN IX/X reflex
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Told my friend about aldosterone and she said “isn’t that what guys have?” No ma’am that’s testosterone 😂
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bro wtf is this talk of eras tokens like is this mario world what's happening
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Being a resident is not as lit as I thought it would be
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Sharing today’s win. It’s the little things
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I STILL CANT BELIEVE IM GOING TO BE A DR TOMORROW
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SCREAMING CRYING SHITTING THROWING UP ITS DONE ITS SUBMITTED I CAN DIE NOW
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4th year is cool because I woke up around 11am then walked to my couch and have been here since then
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A pt and her husband told me I’m their favorite doctor today I just sat there like
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Forgot to study inguinal hernia anatomy and got wrecked in the OR
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Realizing I barely made any friends during med school because I didn’t get invited to any of the many weddings 😂
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Ok but who let me graduate med school I actually don’t know anything 😭
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Taking step 2 tomorrow😵💫send good vibes, prayers, thoughts, spells, anything to help a bad bitch do well😭
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Taking step in twelve hours someone sedate me pls
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Laughing because I remember when I was a premed and glorified doctors and their lives and now I’m like fuck this shit (sometimes)😂doctors are not gods
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It’s actually scary when my attending makes me defend my decisions and suddenly I’m able to think clinically like maybe I am .0000001 of a doctor😭
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Finally got the energy to do uworld and it’s down
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Nurse assumed I was housekeeping and then made the dumbest excuses when I told her I’m a doctor
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I hate residency for not letting me spend the holidays with my family
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i was not aware that every nbme practice exam was $60 wtf i dont bleed money
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Today a pt’s father hugged me and cried while thanking me for taking care of his son. All words said in Spanish. This is why I’m here.
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Maybe I’m just in a constant state of hypernatremia
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One of my pts called me the “young cool doctor” and I was like
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sup medtwitter im officially an MS3 and i dont know what im doing send pet pics and advice pls ily :)
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i just realized tomorrow is my last day of medical schoo.... i dont know how to handle all these emotions
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Eating clif bars feels like eating bird seed that someone chewed for me
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someone pls yell at me to stay off step 2 reddit
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Checking my rank list one last time before I go to sleep
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I swear if any med student starts their sub-I when I start internship, they’re going to know way more than me 😂
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Had my first virtual patient interview and it actually went a lot better than expected🥰actually felt like I’m one step closer to being a caring physician
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SCREAMING CAUSE THIS WAS/IS ME
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Circulating nurse thought I was a resident and when I said I’m a med student she said “oh wow you carry yourself like a resident!” Brb riding this high today while uworld wrecks me :)
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reading over my mspe and im crying. we really made it this far. we really did it.
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The only thing keeping me alive right now is that Mitch McConnell will not outlive me
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YA FAVE SAD NEUTROPHIL GOT HER COVID VACCINE💕
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Highlight of my day was yelling at a mannequin asking if they’re ok
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Sitting in my apt… no eras or uworld to do… what now 😂
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GO LITTLE T CELL GO
Immune system in all its glory:
Cytotoxic T cell 🔸hunts down and destroys a cancer cell 🔹
#medtwitter
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This hacked account drama is wiiiild😂well hoping it’s hacked 👀
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My parents waited in line in their car for 13 hours just to get the covid vaccine. Happy to say they got it!
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i just realized im the first person in my family with a university degree and now going to be the first with an MD
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