where the fuck is your sense of whimsy

is this anything

resisting. the urge to double text despite having a new thought. i will be brave and less irritating

god is trying to take me out with a tension headache and while i may not be Stronger. i am stubborn

i call these the smartass clues

RT @agrifuturism: The Superbowl? How... simple of you. Well, I will be in my study if you need me

oh it’s warm enough to walk comfortably! wrong. it’s hot. im sweating. not only should i not have brought a jacket i should have worn shorts. what the fuck

please come sit on my couch. all i ever want is a friend to come sit on my couch. i’ll make u dinner. just please come sit on my couch

i think i need to sit around a fire with a beer and some friends soon. it’s urgent

RT @gatorsafterdark: I fuck with light rail in ways that y’all wouldn’t understand.

is the hot water running out after like 10-15 min something i can complain to my landlord about or will he just tell me to take shorter showers (im trying i just have a lot of hair)

you too can get in bed at the ripe age of 7:30pm. it’s free

having to mute multiple variations to avoid spoilers bc yall can’t spell severance

RT @nyaaaa_desu: If I see one more 22 year old buying a home or apartment with money of mysterious origins I’m going to kill myself

forgot to bring lunch with me to work but im trying not to spend money on eating out ……………………….. pain

@oculat youve got to be pavementmaxxing

i do think about this one like minimum once a week

can’t get comfortable in my office chair and i want to go HOME

i love my mom