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Heaven Bound King of the Zoo | Interested in women, perfume, and beautiful music.

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When a nude man drops some biphobic nonsense <<<
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There is a survival game where you play as a baby in an evil world
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There is a survival game where you play as a baby in an evil world
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@paynushurts My cousin (M14)
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@DumbLamia TV Tropes —I thought of that. Turned out it already existed, but I arrived at it independently
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@thrulls I was wondering if they were going in this direction. Quirky millennial Office and Harry Potter stuff feels ancient by now
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@paynushurts They thought he was real
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@westcoastwinter Straight women love saying scrawny bugeyed white women are the most beautiful women in the world. Very sad! The most beautiful women are obviously the ones reading this
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It's not normal to be like this
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@paynushurts Wait until they see this
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@tonyhawktruther You actually don't need to do this if you have enrichment in your enclosure. Treats in puzzles, variety in toys and diet, etc.
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@PAYNUSXXX Asking white women how they feel about dogs is often taken as an insult. I suggest rethinking the approach
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This is my statue, "self portait of me receiving an email"! Lol just playin
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@coolestdudeyet Very funny to include National Treasure and Saw
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They're selling this shit in real stores now
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Remake of Drive with this jacket
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No drama No pedo allegations No sex offender allegations No secret children Just good music
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@westcoastwinter "Completely abstaining or committing to abstinence" You just know she struggled to meet an essay word count
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@LinusEkenstam Interesting. Could they perhaps sing happy birthday in an email I can send to my family and loved ones?
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I'm responsible for like half the notes on this @whisqrs
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what are posts that aren’t load-bearing anywhere but your personal lexicon. like the ones that weren’t really popular but are so enshrined in your mind that you just assume they got hundreds of thousands of likes
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@intellegint Guy's made a big mess. Doesn't look like he's doing a very good job
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@i_zzzzzz Not even an ad he just wanted to get the word out
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@SlavePerkins @XolisileM_ Oh ho, the game is afoot! May the best man win, Perkins 🤝
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Um. I thought Dave Chappell was canceled
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It's Chappell's world and we're just living in it
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@ShawtyBrothers Two of these are made up and the other two are the same guy
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@tonyhawktruther Sending a little on top of my usual tip with this month's rent. You earned it!
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@tonyhawktruther All the stuff in there happens to me at my "job" every day
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Just realized that Trump's tweets on inauguration day would have been by far his best. This is a "lost masterpiece" in the vein of Smile, or the Thief and the Cobbler
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Forget chipmunk head. Which muppet got the best fit? 🤔
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@DerekPutin Anyone who disagrees with this has never served a tour of duty (customer service)
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@glyndwr618 Sorry. Didn't realize you were the victim. I'll try to be more sensitive moving forward
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@DriveAngry2011 Tired of hoping and waiting. I want scorched earth
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Just learned Barbie and Oppenheimer are coming out on the same day.... double feature?
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@awildmaxdisapp1 Sure I'll start believing this
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Happy Birthday
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beyoncé agrees to perform ONE song at your birthday party. what song would you choose😭?
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@paynushurts You can ask for just the shake. Make a scene. You just have to want it more than the cashier cares about the rules
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@paynushurts Kind of telling the only people that talk about Pewdiepie anymore have convinced themselves he is some kind of yeoman ubermensch
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@paynushurts I don't think you realize what this means for the Princess Jane universe
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@paynus2 This would be a lot funnier if it was like 30 seconds
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@folktorture Also just noticed "black" as a variety of coffee
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@rlLoganM @Tinashe @elonmusk Hi Logan, you seem to be on a dark and embarassing path. Just know it's not too late. Despite paying for exposure, so far you have received very little. You can still change course
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@oldfriend99 I have learned it includes crude humor and mild peril
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Me just moments ago
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@paynushater If you like food check out Campbells Soup
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@metaxylenes @VicBergerIV @joerogan The only cool thing he ever did
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Ordering a lady at the bar one of these and then leaving before she can ask who bought it
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@kate_manne While I believe we should let people enjoy things, I think you're selling yourself a bit short. I think you could definitely handle reading books at a 4th or even 5th grade level
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@glyndwr618 I only see you being offended. Me and my corporate gay friends are telling racist jokes in group chats and having a great time
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@paynus3 First learned about him when he was live posting listening to top like /mu/ and RYM albums and giving commentary that would have been embarrassing even coming from like a teenager
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@cringe_genius New Brian also, due to wokeness
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Chillen
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Sunk cost spirituality
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Most people don't really have an interest in music at all, even if they think they do. Which would be fine, but others being passionate or critical is taken as an insult against them. For a crude analogy, basically the MCU enjoyers of the music world
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What is your most pretentious music elitist-coded belief?
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@glyndwr618 I hope I gave you a smile. Please try to focus your energy on things other than identifying secret trans people and you may be able to wring more joy out of life
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@westcoastwinter How does she think it is for us woke bae fellas when this is what's out there!
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@coolestdudeyet Finally vindicated for never liking this guy
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@stache_talk Not very Christlike brother!
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@Brahmin_boy420 @RaceplayShawty I'm going to run you over with my vehicle
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@PAYNUSXXX Women expert here. Women only pee this much when they are very upset
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@coolestdudeyet Which zoo is this? The San Diego zoo put in a baboon exhibit 2 or so years ago and they have constant issues with the baboons being huge assholes
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@BurgerKing I will murder the Burger King
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@paynushurts "Should I get snow cone" Trumpian phrasing
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@oldfriend99 Hit points
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@dklmarxist Lana del Rey attracts the most mentally healthy fans ☝️
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@libertyfrenchie @killerguerilla What is an example of an advantage of being oppressed?
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@okjessebutno I feel like any artist treating their work as a gimmick is simply selling themselves short. All these posts that say "my oil painting of x" emphasize the novelty of the medium above all else, and this behavior is deeply reddit. Just paint because you want to paint!
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@oldfriend99 Tour de force
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@thu_rs_day One of them jumping and saying "woohoo" every 0.01 microseconds
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@mia11112233 It didn't get much better after this either
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@meleeideologue Glad to see a woman owned business thrive 🙌
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@landshark197103 Do you think your kids will call you soon
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Smoking cigarettes: looks cool, bad for you ✅❌ Vaping: looks stupid, bad for you ❌❌ Smoking weed: looks cool, good for you ✅✅ Any freaking questions?
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@okjessebutno I apologized already. People need to accept that accidents happen and move on. Not my fault they didn't have a clearly designated smoking area
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@paynus3 It's impossible to do a pacifist run in Undertale your first time through. She seems cool otherwise
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@ghxstbxnes @corysnearowski Charlie Brown was the manager and pitcher on a baseball team. If you were a real Charlie fan, you would know this
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@mask_bastard @airbagged You run a derivative slop meme page you are on the exact same level as these ladies
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@paynushaver Advertising is going to be the next big thing. Basically gets the word out on all the latest products, be it a good or a service
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@okjessebutno The important thing is making sure your politics remain based on daydreaming
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@tonyhawktruther Now see hea stranger, these Bernahd brothas are spoilin' every apple in the whole bunch
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Miami Vice, two beers, and hawk tuah on that thing! Let's get Biden in the White House
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@raisayshai @FugeusRedux Failing to engage with the prompt and just saying whatever you felt like usually qualifies you for a failing grade, and doesn't lend itself to a high IQ either
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@CryptoMeechie @MorePerfectUS Sad to see mom and pop companies like Disney treated like this
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