opinion for today is that flirting has little to do with liking someone and more to do with impressing yourself with your cute little word play and timing and wit and charm etc
types of friends i need rn:
- vintage reseller/dropshipper who lets me have first pick
- morally bankrupt pharmacist
- guy who is obsessed with me and acts like a butler but without the beta male vibes
- babysitter
- worldly spinster with a beautiful house
cigarettes make me faint, caffeine fucks up my stomach, alcohol makes me a bad person.....the universe keeps sending me signs that i need to get my money up and start buying coke
@ComradeVT
ashoka is so crazy for coming out with shitty campus life policies and distracting u guys with sum gimmicky shit year after year and constantly getting away with it
the baby corn is born goated while the baby carrot recieves an unfortunate fate of being limpdicked with no swag....however their fate reverses with time....grown up carrot finds itself goated with the sauce and the poor grown up corn is rendered bitchless
just discovered a strange paralysis hack: type ur essay question into chatgpt and see how badly it writes ur essay for u so that u feel motivated to just start the task yourself because at least you won't be as lame as that nerd ass robot
it is cultural appropriation when i put someone onto some good shit and they keep posting about it without acknowledging my extremely significant contribution to their new-found aura
can't believe some of u think people are into u because they view all ur stories have u ever considered compulsive instagram usage as a more plausible reason
lagta hai mujhe abse hindi mein hi apne vichaar prastut karne chahiye taaki inn sensitive videshiyon ko mujhe baar baar ek hating ass bitch bolne ki naubat na aaye
enough about separating art from the artist we gotta start separating art from its patrons i've been avoiding a lot of potentially good stuff because i find the fanbase weird
never post a quirky doodle on ur story i'm fighting off dudes who have graduated ashoka trying to 😂 react their way into my DMs bro don't u have some consulting to do
in a thrift store's DMs being like "its not that i dont trust u it's just that i have a lot of unresolved trauma from when another thrift store cheated on me by never sending me the teal carhartt jacket i ordered"
fun fact this show got me into hiphop in a serious way bc i discovered run the jewels in one of their outros and i was like wooahhh so rap isn't just eminem that's crazy
Silicon Valley premiered 10 years ago on HBO. While many of the dynamics and situations depicted still exist today, it already feels like a period piece, a window into a bygone era
unfortunately i really enjoy opening my parents fridge and throwing out all their expired condiments i hope they never change this gives me so much purpose
looksmaxxing—so hopeful in the present tense—but to become looksmaxxed....there is hardly a fate more cruel than finally meeting the boundaries of progress
somebody must have already written an essay about how hookup culture is anti-kantian in the sense that it treats people as means rather than ends but in case they haven't i invented this thought so note that down ✍️
is it more embarrassing to admit to spending 15 mins in the restroom thrice a day just to take offputting selfies and waste time in other miscellaneous ways or is it more embarrassing to let my coworkers believe i'm taking a shit thrice a day
been saying it since 2022 i have been majorly lacking an adversary to fuel all my half done creative projects so can someone piss me off or break my heart real quick
I can't get over how Kendrick was saying he had writer's block for 2 years on Worldwide Steppers and yet he dropped 4 tracks in the span of a few days, spite is truly the greatest motivator.
lowkey running out of time to fulfill my dream of being a chic 25 yr old divorcée so i'll start preparing for plan B which is to have a hoe phase in my 60s
men probably are kinda superior cuz my small female brain wouldn't be able to handle lovebombing multiple people at once while still managing to finish my work