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Repressing on Vinyl and Remembering 90's Christian Punk Rock that scared your Christian parents.

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Joined August 2020
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@rzrvinyl
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3 months
It’s tough to go to hell, I mean you have to really work at it. You have to fight God every step of the way. He will put every kind of roadblock in your path. But if you are tough enough, and stubborn enough, and stupid enough, you can make it.
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@rzrvinyl
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Going through the Bible. Elijah mocking the prophets of “Baal” “Hey guys, maybe your god is taking a dump.”
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@nolemonnomelon @meaning_enjoyer At least it was naan confrontational.
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@rzrvinyl
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Why are you upset that the world is being the world? We should be upset that the Church isn’t being the Church.
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@puppybearuniver @day_angela @luketaylorgo Here is one lad with a big bobby.
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@rzrvinyl
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Five years ago I was in the worst possible place I’ve ever been in my life. I begged God to kill me many times as I attempted to do it myself with liquor. Today I am in the best possible place I have ever been in my life. The scars remain but the glory goes to God.
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@rzrvinyl
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@Nicoletta0602 @Volpinator1 Pardon my french, but this is some fucked up shit.
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@rzrvinyl
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You know what is crazy? Being a Christian for twenty years and then jumping on this platform.
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@rzrvinyl
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@the_transit_guy Meanwhile in Austin.
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@rzrvinyl
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@masonmennenga Because it’s called Solomon’s Porch?
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@rzrvinyl
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@Hospgone @samjmintz How do you think all those airports get built and those airlines stay in business? Privately Funded?
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@rzrvinyl
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@TexasLaydie89 @Figensport The water acts as a heat sink. The water steals the energy because of its mass and density that then is released by condensation by the form of water vapor when boiled.
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@rzrvinyl
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I just got married
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@rzrvinyl
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@sadgirlcassi She um… ate poop
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@rzrvinyl
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10 months
Who’s name is on the CD insert? There must be a bunch of us.
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"Proof That the Youth Are Revolting" is @fiveironfrenzy 's first live album, released Nov 2nd, 1999. What are your favorite songs from this album? 5Fe were road warriors and a live album felt perfect. Short 🧵 #GoListenToThisRecord #CCMTwitter #Ska #ChristianSka #FiveIronFrenzy
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@rzrvinyl
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@Boboscus @mk__extra @JoshuaPotash Contrary to popular belief, taking photos of strangers do not steal their souls.
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@rzrvinyl
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2 years
Seen at work. Systems Engineers are such nerds. ⁦ @JenMsft ⁩ would laugh though.
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@rzrvinyl
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@Solieoso How does one account for the animals in heaven as described in scripture? How does one explain the purpose of animals in the garden prior to the fall?
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@rzrvinyl
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There was no biblical basis for the American Revolution.
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@rzrvinyl
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7 months
I have never had a pastor I agreed with on 100% of issues and this is healthy.
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@rzrvinyl
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@BeanofChrist Oh man, maybe he is sleeping, taking a siesta… awkward.
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@rzrvinyl
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@RepJeffDuncan We in Anderson County have lots of questions about your complicity in this matter. When is the next town hall where you address constituents and answer questions?
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@rzrvinyl
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It was me that killed Jesus. It was my sin that held the hammer.
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@rzrvinyl
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“So, you’ve been to school for a year or two and you know you’ve seen it all. In daddy’s car, thinkin’ you’ll go far Back east, your type don’t crawl..”
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Released 44 years ago Holiday in Cambodia, the second single by Dead Kennedys #punkrockhistory
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@rzrvinyl
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How did the disciples know what Moses and Elijah looked like?
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@rzrvinyl
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@_cingraham Children can see things adults cannot. I remember vividly being about 10 years old and saw shadow people.
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@rzrvinyl
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Eating our wedding cake the year after.
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@rzrvinyl
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I am not a “prosperity gospel” Christian but every time I’ve thrown money at God it has returns to me compounded. It’s like a crazy law… God wants sacrifice.
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@rzrvinyl
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2 years
@Nicoletta0602 Brings a whole new meaning to the word "Boycott."
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@rzrvinyl
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4 months
Wife and I are ordering Mexican food to be delivered and one of the drink options is “Water of the day” and we laughed for a good 5 minutes.
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@rzrvinyl
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6 months
40 years ago Michael Knott created this masterpiece. It was never released on CD and maybe a few thousand exist. The word of God never returns void. In 1984 this was unheard of in Christian music, let’s never forget. I trust His savior welcomed him with “Well done.”
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@rzrvinyl
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My pastor this morning. “There is an election coming up this next year, if you are listening to the wrong people you are going to want to fight. If you are listening to the right people you will want to love.”
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@rzrvinyl
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9 months
Be the person who walks into a restaurant and the waitresses fight over your table because you treat them with kindness and appreciation.
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@rzrvinyl
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6 months
I am so proud of my wife but my heart breaks when hers does. We are truly like one flesh, we both hurt. God is always good, through the best of times or like now, the worst of times.
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@rzrvinyl
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I remember in about 5th Grade, my parents sent me to a Baptist school and we were definitely non-denominational. They taught me that Satan could not access Heaven and I brought this up to my dad to which he said: “What about Job?” I then learned to question what was taught.
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@rzrvinyl
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My church is an hour away because I cannot settle for topical sermons. I need to study the Bible.
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@rzrvinyl
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5 months
Has “Black Hole Sun” been mentioned today?
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@rzrvinyl
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8 months
@SwearingsCaring I don’t think that these people really exist but it’s a new clown every day.
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@rzrvinyl
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7 months
We need to understand that those of us who have our Faith in Christ — this is the most hell you will ever experience. Conversely, those who are lost are now experiencing the closest to heaven they will ever be. Let’s have grace, love and compassion and rescue any willing.
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@rzrvinyl
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I’ll never understand the Christians who are offended that I would not use lethal force to save my life. Do they realize it’s my life and not theirs? How does my personal convictions bother you in any way? I am the one dead.
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@rzrvinyl
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6 months
We shouldn’t call it the “Book of Jude.” It’s the page of Jude.
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@rzrvinyl
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6 months
Michael Knott created “Blonde Vinyl Records” a premiere and OG alternative Christian label. He was a giant and I’m only standing on his shoulders. Ironically in the entire catalog they only released one vinyl., all else CD.
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R.I.P. Michael Knott... holy crap... his music got me through some very dark times 😞
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@rzrvinyl
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9 months
Took the wonderful wife out to dinner tonight to my favorite sushi place in Athens. He went above and beyond to show his art.
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@rzrvinyl
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8 months
God is good.
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@rzrvinyl
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6 months
One of the strangest qualities I see in my fellow Christians the idea of self preservation. I don’t know what the big deal is all about. You die, you gain.
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@rzrvinyl
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@sarahybethy “For all of your decapitated Jesus needs.”
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@rzrvinyl
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11 months
“This cup is the new covenant in my blood, which is poured out for you.” –Jesus
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I am currently sitting in a worship service and the guy is singing about the “precious blood of Jesus Christ.” I just came because I wanted a space to be in my heart and be in prayer/peace for the world. Can we not give the bloodlust a rest even here?
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@rzrvinyl
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These snowflake college students. You can either: 1. Protest within the law 2. Perform civil disobedience and accept consequences. There isn’t a third choice, doing what you want and breaking the laws without consequences. That’s called lawlessness.
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@rzrvinyl
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10 months
My wife and I disagree very much on how we interpret the end times and the rapture. This is a wonderful thing, I admire her dedication to independence of thought.
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@rzrvinyl
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9 months
@godlywomanhood Here is what I find. When I grew up in the 90’s, grandparents were a special treat, they gave you hugs, they spoiled the hell out of you but they weren’t a place you dropped the kids off when you wanted a night to yourselves.
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@rzrvinyl
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1 year
Some of us are way too into what we are against and not as much into what we are for.
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@rzrvinyl
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@JJacobs63985241 Been studying the Bible for most of my life and still these things sneak up on me.
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@rzrvinyl
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I was once dead. Now, I am alive in Christ.
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@rzrvinyl
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Hannah is the kind of person who automatically gets a ticket to the bomb shelter for when we need to rebuild our society.
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@rzrvinyl
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1 year
Why are you Christians arguing with Non-Believers? You aren’t going to change their mind and you are only going to drive them farther away. Maybe be nice to people who don’t hold to your morals and beliefs? Do you go around making fun of blind people?
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@rzrvinyl
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1 year
At every single point in my life, in ever facet of my world view, I have questioned everything. I questioned God, Government, Teachers, Parents, Pastors.. I am highly suspect of all things. With that being said, Jesus is who He says He is and the Bible is the true word of God.
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@rzrvinyl
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1 year
@TheMuppetPastor @masonmennenga Actually, Mason is quite right, Elohim is they.
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@rzrvinyl
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9 months
I have a flaw. I will give Non-Christians as much grace and mercy to walk all over me to show the love of Christ to them. But. A Christian gets two, maybe three chances of me being really nice and trying to introduce decorum until I completely blow up on them.
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@rzrvinyl
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Church: If the resurrection is real, everything will be just fine.
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@rzrvinyl
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@PairOdise7 @AMGrogan Kinda embarrassing that a guy they want to lock up is polling better than the current president.
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@rzrvinyl
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2 months
My mom had to our her dog down today. She also isn’t very good with emojis
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@rzrvinyl
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@_andrewdonovan_ I’m kinda with you. I really do not like it when I see phones being used in church. It was unheard of to me just a few years ago, my wife uses hers and it’s quite distracting to me.
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@rzrvinyl
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Who else dipped hot fries into their Wendy’s frosty?
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@rzrvinyl
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9 months
Got through Judges. Sampson was the highlight. Off to Ruth next week.
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@rzrvinyl
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8 months
No vote I could ever cast will ever further the Gospel of Jesus Christ.
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@rzrvinyl
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11 months
The vitriolic hatred I see from Christians as it relates to our current President gives me pause. If you can’t go a day without hateful words directed toward your “enemy” I would check your heart. We don’t fight against flesh and blood and out of the heart the mouth speaks.
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@rzrvinyl
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Everybody is safe, but 10 days until we are married and the tests continue. In case anybody did not know, the order of priority is as follows. 1. Save the woman 2. Save the cats 3. Save the records.
@rzrvinyl
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Pray for us, house fire.. electrical.
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@rzrvinyl
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Whatever makes you happy is NOT the most important thing in your life.
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@rzrvinyl
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If I told you the truth about how my ex-wife treated me, you would cry. I do. Married again today. This one is a special and magical girl.
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@rzrvinyl
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Male pattern baldness.
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Bruce "the lil' guy" Last Days Saint 🏕
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What's stopping you from being a Samson ?
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@rzrvinyl
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Marriage photos with the fiancé.
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"I will love only you for all time."
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@rzrvinyl
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@LauraRbnsn And this is how you got past my Twitter filter.
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Manager today: Can you be in around 11:30 tomorrow for a meeting? There is some stuff that came up we need to discuss… also you are getting a raise. This dude knows how to be a manager.
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@rzrvinyl
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Investigated the damage out back in the property from the storm the other night.
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@rzrvinyl
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@robaltman14 @the_transit_guy @NuanceBro @CurrentRevolt Wow, excellent work. I stand corrected. I love this place.
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@rzrvinyl
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The House and the Senate has the chance to close the border, they have a chance to pass the biggest border security bill ever — and the GOP are the ones killing it.
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@rzrvinyl
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1 year
In just half a century we went from Pong to Nintendo Switch.
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@rzrvinyl
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Drivers in the South have a serious psychological problem. No where else in the world can you drive the speed limit and get someone to ride your bumper as if they are a serial killer determined to run you down. Chill guys, I cut my teeth in Los Angeles and they have manners.
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@rzrvinyl
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I have had to go through an insane amount of pain and trauma in this life and still came out of it praising God. It was because I wasn’t alone in any of it. He was with me.
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@rzrvinyl
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As a young Christian, and now one 20 years later, I absolutely LOVE Bad Religion. That band single handedly solidified my faith by asking the hard questions and forced me to grasp the hope that was in me. Jesus Christ.
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@rzrvinyl
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God wanted to spare you from hell so much he didn’t even spare His Son in order to provide this to you. That’s some hardcore love.
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@rzrvinyl
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Christians: the world is watching us. We tear each other down as brothers and sisters and the world pays attention to us, to find out what makes us set apart. If you can’t show your brother love why would anybody want to have what we have?
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@rzrvinyl
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This isn’t protesting. This is racism.
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Jewish student wearing a Star of David necklace DENIED entry to his own university because he is JEWISH. “I’m a UCLA student. I deserve to go here. We pay tuition. This is our school and they are not letting me walk in.” Masked activists refused to let the student enter.
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@rzrvinyl
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@PicturesUssr Expecting a hundred Strangelove references, approved.
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@rzrvinyl
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@horridpoplyrics @Platonictrash If we cannot respect others opposing political opinions we should have no expectation of receiving said respect. This is a two way street. Some folks cannot distance emotion and politics and it shows, these people were never in debate class.
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@rzrvinyl
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Wife comes into the room and I’m reclining in my chair and watching 70’s game show moments on my phone while the weather channel plays in the background and I’m eating almonds and she says.. “The level of old man in this room is intense.”
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@rzrvinyl
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Hippos are nuts. They are herbivores but will kill you just for fun, with a bite force at 1800psi, they are a couple tons in weight and can run 30 miles an hour.
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@rzrvinyl
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I have brothers and sisters in different denominations and I love them all. Even the Baptists.
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@rzrvinyl
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How I put food on the table.
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@rzrvinyl
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2 years
Vintage garb but brand new to me!
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@rzrvinyl
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The amount of Christians that use the “Provide for your family” verse to mean you should be armed with weapons is just crazy. That’s not my Christianity. That’s not my version of providing for my Wife.
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@rzrvinyl
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@Vera8568 @gbrl_dick This is a real and amazing fact. People stranded in the ocean will have sudden urges to eat fish internal organs and eyes because of the nutrients they contain is what their body is needing.
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@rzrvinyl
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9 months
I have gained more from hard times than I ever would during good times. Hardship creates character.
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Our lives have gotten way too easy and comfortable. People flip out when you try to explain the benefits of any hardship. Grow up.
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@rzrvinyl
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If your pastor endorses one candidate over another from behind the pulpit you can let the IRS know about it. I don’t want the government in my church and I don’t want my church in the government.
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@rzrvinyl
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6 months
Watching church online is Iike watching a fireplace on YouTube. You can see the flames but you don’t feel the heat.
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@rzrvinyl
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10 months
Joe Scarborough: “If you are against abortions just don’t get an abortion!” Apt equivalency: “If you are against killing Jews just don’t sign up to work the ovens!”
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@rzrvinyl
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I am a guy who grew up in Southern California that lives in SouthCarolina who works in Georgia who is handling a server emergency in Connecticut.
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@rzrvinyl
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@BrutalCams David Attenborough Voice: “It was at this moment the specimen realized he had made a horrible mistake.”
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@rzrvinyl
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If anyone doubts God doing miracles in 2023 let me give you proof. You see, I once was dead, but now I am alive in Christ. I was damned and now I am redeemed. Show me something better.
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