It's almost like we forgot how to ignore the fucking crazy guy at the bus stop, yelling at us about complete gibberish. We used to nod politely and leave. Now? We spend years arguing with him on Twitter

Did the maître d' mention the specials? No? Here's the list. We recommend the coup du jour.

@OrbitStudios For what? These little things? 😂

RT @ryanlindley: The "Sunday Morning Coming Down" moment from this little weekend bender our country has been on will be a tough one to sha…

@The_Brian_Life @DrNeilStone I was thinking how it was just another episode, but the music never came 😂

@LJB_OceanSide I meant the politicians trying to wrangle votes. "Normal" civilian like us should always advocate for what we think is important. That's the most delicious part of democracy 🙂🤘🏼

@LJB_OceanSide My point is, if liberal politicians want to have messaging hit, they're gonna need to make priorities count. Same goes for their clapping seals on social media.

@LJB_OceanSide I'm not saying we can't walk and chew gum at the same time, but if we're going to spend all our energy on a stupid fucking social media platform, let's advocate for the actual house fire.

@mannyguilherme Then why do they melt down if someone says otherwise?

@fred_guttenberg @MalcolmNance @ADL Laughing after receiving his hall pass

@ABDanielleSmith This aged well, in under the average shift time at McDonalds. What a dope 🤣

@Pepperfire @TrueEager He's not. Mystery solved 😂

@realChasDarwin No. Pretend it's 2004 We all survived just fine before then. The internet gave them an advantage we allowed.

@krikket177 @gator_gum

@realChasDarwin

@jenniferelle_ One of the cornerstone institutions of why we are where we are today. Neat! Remember when TLC was actually "The Learning Channel"? 😂

@crankycartoons I tried to jump in, but I'm apparently banned from twitter, as I write this publicly 🤣