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🇨🇦🇺🇦🏳️🌈Ally - A cranky snowman from Canada & very much a fan of democracy & the fucking truth. #NAFO #FELLA #resistfascism #StandWithUkraine
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Well hey everybody! Cranky here, and today I've got a new cartoon about Canada's slogan boy, Pierre Poilievre! It warms my ice-cold heart to see the truth coming to light with Modi and the whole India connection. But the coordinated narratives I've been observing across our media
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To all you Maple MAGA Convoy fucks, listen up: this is our flag 🇨🇦—it was never yours, and it never will be. You can wave it all you want, but you will never redefine what it stands for. My Canada is a place of unity, not division. Of strength, not weakness. Of inclusion, not
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No matter how Trump’s tariff war plays out, one thing is clear—we can never fully trust the U.S. again. Canada needs to rethink its trade strategy, break free from U.S. dependence, & build stronger global partnerships. The days of assuming America has our back are done!💙🇨🇦.
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Wake the fuck up, Canada! Our media relentlessly demonizes Trudeau, fueling a perpetual hate machine that’s blinding us to the real danger—Pierre Poilievre. He’s a Trump clone, spouting US Republican tactics without a shred of genuine belief, all to seize power. Our media’s
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If your first instinct is to blame Canada, shut the fuck up. You’re either standing with this country or bending the knee to Trump—there’s no middle ground. If you’re on Team Orange, pack your traitorous ass and head south. We’re done entertaining bootlicking cowards.
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Billionaires and dictators have essentially bought the U.S. There won’t be a fair election there again. The Supreme Court turned the presidency into a dictatorship months ago, and now the U.S. is on the verge of becoming a global security threat. This is a dark, dark day. 😞.
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Any Canadian supporting Trump is a fucking traitor and a deeply garbage person. Full stop.
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Dear Canadian Media,. We’re done with your bullshit. You’ve made it crystal clear you’re more interested in dragging Trudeau through the mud than holding Pierre Poilievre accountable for his nonstop firehose of Trump style lies. It’s time we stop giving a fuck about your biased
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I’m at a loss for words. This feels like the end of America as we knew it. The country is filled with some of the dumbest, meanest, and most revoltingly ignorant people on earth. My heart goes out to everyone who did the right thing tonight—I’m truly disgusted. 🤢🤮.
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It’s hard to capture the sheer disdain most Canadians feel for Jordan Peterson, Kevin O’Leary, and Danielle Smith, but here’s a visual: let’s set them adrift on a piece of ice in the Arctic. That should be the price for their treachery and ass-kissing trips to Mar-a-Lago.👇
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The tariffs are a strategy to destabilize Canada and Mexico, fueling fear to elect a compromised “strongman” to fix it all. Meanwhile, rising prices will undoubtedly be blamed on Trudeau by the Canadian media. Do I have that right?!.
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Ahh, nothing to see here except Trump having no idea where the fuck Canada is—that’s the Matterhorn in Switzerland in the background!😆👇.
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Trudeau is NOT in the same position as Biden. Calls for him to step down are coming from the usual right-wing rags and mouthpieces. If the right thought Trudeau would lose, they wouldn’t be pushing for him to step down or making up stories. Think about it! 🤔.
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Maybe if our ER rooms started selling beer they would get some funding.👇
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To all you lying, grifting, gaslighting cowards – your reign of hate, abuse, and disrespectful horseshit is coming to an end. I’m tired, heartbroken, and fed up. You’re against democracy, truth, facts, and science. You’ve tried tirelessly to own us, crush our souls, and make us
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Anti-vaxxers don’t get it: I don’t respect you, don’t want to be near you, and frankly, I want fuck all to do with you. It’s not up for debate; I’m all for avoiding you at all costs and publicly ridiculing you at every opportunity, making it clear that spewing lies, fear, and.
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So let me get this straight — Putin, Musk, and Trump are pounding on our front door, and this is the kind of shit you’re pulling? You don’t work for Canada; you’re chasing your own selfish interests. Get fucked, @theJagmeetSingh. Your days are numbered.😵💫👇.
Justin Trudeau failed in the biggest job a Prime Minister has: to work for people, not the powerful. The NDP will vote to bring this government down, and give Canadians a chance to vote for a government who will work for them.
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A major side effect of not believing in vaccines is the inability to ever shut the fuck up about it.
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This clown @brianlilley blames Trudeau for everything! He finally steps down like they wanted, and he’s STILL crying foul. You know what’s foul? The Russian stench coming off this motherfucker as he continues to attack Canada. Fuck you and everyone in your treason circle jerk!👇
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Hate the anti-vaxxer talking points? Beat the crap out of their conspiracy garbage with the following. You're welcome. Anti-vaxxers didn't trust the COVID vaccines initially due to their lack of FDA approval. However, even after the vaccines received FDA approval, the distrust.
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Now we know "Canada is broken" was cooked up by the fucking Russians, but will any of our so-called “media” ask @PierrePoilievre about it? Doubt it. Meanwhile, a bunch of people who still think they’re progressive are swallowing the lies, while corporate assholes rake in profits.
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Canadians need to stop imagining we are so super different from the US. This fascist infection is alive and well in our House of Commons. And no, it’s not Trudeau.
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PP is desperately trying to call an election. His chances of becoming Prime Minister are about as good as BETA video tapes making a comeback. With the progressive wave hitting France, the UK, and now the US, his days are numbered. This is the beginning of the end for him, and he
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When Trudeau goes, it will mark the beginning of the end for the Canada we know. The CPC is deeply compromised, and there’s no doubt they’d sell us out to the US/Russia in a heartbeat.👇.
#Breaking: Chrystia Freeland resigns from Justin Trudeau’s cabinet.
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Pierre Poilievre is the knuckle-dragging Canadian Trump, pushing the same toxic Trumpism here. His constant rage farming, divisive bullshit, and lies are wearing thin, even on those who once supported him. Just like Trump’s lies, hate, and fear-mongering, Poilievre’s horseshit is
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Nothing changes for me. I’m still buying Canadian and that’s that. 💙🇨🇦🤘🥶.
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I think it needs to be said often and loudly, it’s NOT poor people fucking the world up right now.👇
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51st state? Over my ice-cold ass. Those are fighting words. And if you’re a Canadian giving comfort or validation to this insanity, you’re nothing less than a traitor to our country.👇
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This is just, beyond fucked up.😳 And our unwashed convoy assholes can’t stop talking about imaginary space lasers?! Get a grip!!!😒.
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How’s this fucking guy our “conservative” leader? Insane, delusional, and seriously fucked up—he’s using serial killers as a political strategy?! NOT NORMAL! @PierrePoilievre, you sick fuck, this needs calling out!👇
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Since everything’s absurd anyway, I propose when @kevinolearytv gets back from Mar-a-Lago, we strip him down to a speedo and unleash the angriest geese we have to chase him through the snow while we point and laugh. A fitting start for dealing with treasonous oligarch weasels.👇
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In my mind, there are no "both sides" in this next election. There's Justin raising taxes on the wealthy and calling out conspiracy theorists, OR you can vote for the CPC fucks who want to cancel abortion rights and voted against Ukraine aid.👇.
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Well hey everybody, it’s been a while since the last cartoon, but I’m back and colder than ever! Turns out Russian disinformation is real and wreaking havoc on democracy worldwide!! That’s right, the shitstorm is here, and over the coming weeks/months, we’re finally going to find
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It’s simple: Loyal Canadians defend our independence, no ifs, ands, or buts. If you’re in a MAGA hat, ready to sell off our sovereignty to billionaire bootlickers, you’re not just clueless—you’re a fucking traitor. Canada is our home, and we’re not surrendering a single speck.
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Looks like little pp is about to become an innie. Jagmeet is calling out his potentially treasonous behavior. Buckle up—this could be the end for this lying, gaslighting bastard. #PierrePoilievre #NSICOP.
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Stunned by the hate directed at our healthcare community & fellow citizens? Me too! Let's jump back Down the Rabbit Hole today to decipher the roots of these chaos-inducing disinformation cults. It's high time we make understanding the cold hard truth fun & engaging! 🤘🥶
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Alright everybody, I’m burned out on the Trump crap. Let’s have some fun tonight and post a zillion pp memes to make sure @PierrePoilievre gets an eyeful and earful that we see through his Trumpian lies and bullshit. I’ll start! 👇
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Many of us are moving to where the Sky is Blue. This isn’t giving up—far from it. It’s time to turn the page on this propaganda site. I’m not deactivating yet, but we’re rebuilding elsewhere. Here are some tips to get started, plus a follower starter pack pinned at the top of my
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Jagmeet, you're full of shit. You’ve cozied up to anti-Trudeau campaigns for years, playing both sides like the cringe wannabe influencer you are. Think the NDP is going to stop anything? Get real. You’re risking handing Canada to the far right. The deal is done? No, Jagmeet.
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This SHOULD make everyone in Ontario very fucking angry!😡👇.
If Shoppers Drug Mart is draining $1.4M a week from OHIP, that’s $73M a year Weston is skimming from the taxes people pay toward healthcare.
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Don Jr. clearly snorted a metric fuck ton of blow tonight, and it’s hilarious! He's more animated and cartoonish than I could ever hope to be! 😳🤣👇.
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It’s official, Alberta is the dumbest place in Canada.🙄.
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It’s mind-blowing that a politician in Canada can spew blatant lies and nonsense without consequences. There's absolutely NOTHING true in what he's saying! He’s just a cheap Trump knockoff, a bad suit filled with deceit and bullshit. @PierrePoilievre is nothing but lying scum.👇
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How many anti-vaxxers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they prefer to sit in the dark because fuck science!.
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Well heeeey everybody! Cranky here with a SPECIAL REPORT! 📢 Trump has finally been INDICTED! 🚨🔥 So, I cooked up a little rant to celebrate #Arrestmas together!. And a Big Canadian THANK YOU to my favourite Jo(h)ns, @jonstewart & @iamjohnoliver, for all
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How’s everyone doing? 😬. I’m not worried about Trump winning—I’m concerned about how he’ll cheat.
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All of us who’ve been screaming “Russia Russia Russia” were absolutely fucking right!! 🤘🥶.
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Happy holidays and a merry Christmas to everyone, except Doug Ford! Welcome to the first episode of Cottage Talks, where we'll be breaking down the anti-democratic antics of the Ford government. Check it out!!!.🥶🤘. #CrankyCanuck #CrankyCartoons #cdnpoli #CottageTalks #DougFord
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Interesting! Looks like our alt-right influencers in Canada are about to start going through some things!👇.
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The rise of fascism today is fucking terrifying, and the role of right-wing Catholics and white evangelicals is one of the most disturbing parts. They actually think they can control these evil bastards to do good. Wake up! They're leading us straight to fucking disaster.💔👇
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I'm feeling inspired! If you could all help me collect the weirdest shit @PierrePoilievre has said and done, and put it in the comments of this tweet, I would be most grateful. Go! 👇.
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Hey @CTVCalgary, they were DOMESTIC TERRORISTS! Protesters DO NOT go to jail for 9 years! "Journalism" my ice-cold ass!!👇
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Well holy crap guys, today we’re heading down the old conspiracy rabbit hole! This cartoon digs at the roots of #Trump to #Qanon to the #Convoy. Time for America to vote these #GQP Fascists into oblivion!.Check it out!.🥶🤘. #crankycartoons #crankycanuck #vote #SaveDemocracy
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This right here is MY prime minister! Thank you, @JustinTrudeau, for calling out the fascist trash for what it is and speaking truth to liars.👇.
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WTAF HAPPENED IN PETERBOROUGH!?.#QAnon Canadian style. The United People of Canada receive a punch in the face from objective reality!.Thanks to @CarymaRules 4 video, & @ItsDeanBlundell for shining a light on this cult of madness!. Check it out!!.🥶🤘. #cdnpoli #crankycartoons
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This image should shock every Canadian, but instead, it spurs a bunch of conspiracy-addled idiots to keep spewing lies into our politics. Same old graphics they used against Hillary Clinton and others, all echoing Russian propaganda.😳👇
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These trolls—and possibly real people—are blaming Trudeau for the tariffs?! This total lack of objective reality prevents them from acknowledging being dumber than a bag of broken, rusty hammers. How incredibly insane!🤣.
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As I dig through story after story about Pierre, it’s simply shocking how much of a shit sandwich this guy is! And he can’t even get a security clearance! Like, what the actual fuck?!😳.
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As instability grows south of the border, it’s crucial for Canadians to understand that we’re facing the same threats. Tucker’s recent visit to Alberta is a clear sign of ongoing attempts to import American Republican-style fascism into our nation. Wake up, Canada!👇.
It’s really not an exaggeration to say that trump and MAGA republicans (with Elon’s tool and at least tacit support) are actively pushing the United States of America to the brink of actual civil war. They have systematically hyped the immigration issue into a political,.
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Still basically crickets from MSM on the fact that Trump is a child-raping pedo?! It’s been four fucking days now. This is surreal.
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You know, we really could destroy this garbage site if we all left at the same time. Just sayin’.
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Has anyone just burst out laughing at the kind of evil clown world we’ve stepped into?😳🤣🤡.
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I don’t hate anti-vaxxers, but I despise the lies they propagate. Those who exploit misinformation for profit or attention—often hand in hand—are the lowest of the low. It’s not about whether you’ve received all your Covid boosters; it’s about spreading falsehoods, like claiming.
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My household has been infected with COVID yet again. 😔 It’s worse each time, and society’s denial isn’t helping—it’s not gone. Every infection damages us more. Avoiding large gatherings seems to be the only way to escape it. Stay safe out there—I hope you fare better than us.
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Congratulations to @kevinolearytv for being even MORE hated than Trudeau—without spending billions to do it! Marketing genius!.
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I can’t predict the future, but I have a strong feeling that much bigger news is about to break than the resignation of our PM. Something is happening, and I have a hunch it’s not going to be business as usual. 👇.
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The Convoy, inspired by Russia and patriotic Texans, set the stage for Anti-Vaxxers to gain mainstream exposure with their absurd theories and vitriol. We now live in a post-pandemic era where these Anti-Vaxxers claim they were right, but the data says otherwise. This emboldened.
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In the U.S., they cheat and gerrymander districts to rig the system. In Canada, we’re screwed by vote-splitting between the NDP and Liberals. Meanwhile, conservatives on both sides of the border refuse to play by any rules. It’s time for real, meaningful change.
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World’s on fire, but tackling corruption starts at home. Welcome to the latest episode of #CottageTalks ! Diving head first into the whole #Greenbelt quagmire, exposing corrupt leaders & backdoor dealings right in our own backyard! It’s not just an Ontario problem, it's global!
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Holy Fuck! 😳 Seth nailed it! A crushing summary of Trump’s ultra-fucked track record! 🤣👇.
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WTAF?! 😳 Are ANY of you so-called “news” corporations EVER going to report on this shit? Or nah?👇.@CTVNews @globeandmail @TorontoStar @BellMediaPR @CBCNews @nationalpost @TheTorontoSun.
@AllanMRock CPC comms director has a website that sells merch calling PMJT Castro Jr. How is this ok?. There’s many red flags in this website including amplifying supposed Russian funded influencers. @gmacofglebe @tylermeredith .
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I’ve been saying for years that we’re facing a Russian psyop aimed at destroying democracy, and it’s been painfully slow for the media and the public to catch on. But I feel we’re on the cusp of the dam finally bursting.
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It feels surreal seeing so many people, both around me and online, still in denial about what happened in the U.S. This wasn’t just a phase—it was a bloodless coup. Once in power, these dictators and billionaires won’t stop until they dominate and destroy the planet. The time to.
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The non-stop sideshow that IS the “Conservative” party of Canada.👇
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Let's have some fun tonight! Can you all share your favorite, most insulting MAGA memes for laughs and to collect for future troll beatdowns? I'll go first! 👇
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It’s nearly impossible to explain the hostility that’s being thrust on the #LGBTQIA+ community, but I thought I would give it a try anyway. #DragStoryTime breaks down the complexity of this hate avalanche & where it’s coming from. So buckle up & let’s get to crushing hate & lies
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I don’t think this question gets asked nearly enough.
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GOOOOOOD MORNING 2024! Who’s ready to start curb-stomping fascist lies and bullshit?👊 I know I sure as fuck am, because we are #DoneWithTheSun! Today, I have a special report for you breaking down the pro-Putin, anti-Semitic trash at @TheTorontoSun. It’s high time Mr. Pork Chop
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So how many of you #mapleMAGA freedumb fuckers are voting for Trump in the next Ontario provincial election?🤡.
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Tired of the ‘pedo’ and ‘groomer’ insults, along with other hot garbage takes? Bookmark this little gem; it's a conversation-ender for that sort of rhetoric. 'Holy warriors' indeed. 😒 #CrankyCanuck #CrankyCartoons #Atheist #DragStoryTime #CdnPoli #SatireComedy
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Ah yes, a “man” who throws his own wife under the boat now has relationship advice for the rest of us?! 🤣🤣🤣 Give me a fucking break with this treason weasel oligarch scoundrel! 👇.
Mr. Wonderful here with some old-school marriage advice: don’t just move in with someone. Make it official, get married, and build something together. Marriage creates equity—it’s worth fighting for. Moving in is too easy, and when things get tough, it falls apart.
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So it looks like I’ll need a 1 hour Netflix special to breakdown all the corrupt horse shit that connects Harper to his little pp. The more I learn the worse it gets. Holy fuck.😳.
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It’s hard to believe, but Canadian healthcare is STILL being starved to death! Dougie and other conservative premiers continue their relentless assault, dismantling our #healthcare and putting profits over people. This episode of Cottage Talks breaks down this perilous shift
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HOLY CRAP GUYS!!!.Cranky found Hunter Biden’s laptop!!!. Check it out!!.🥶🤘. #laptopfound #hunterbidenlaptop #mysterysolved
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One thing I can certainly thank Justin Trudeau for is just how rabid and angry he’s made a bunch of stinking rich twats.
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Exciting news!!!😁Guess who couldn’t handle a little Ice-Cold criticism! “Thought Leader” indeed. 🤘🥶👇
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You know what’s incredibly satisfying? Watching Fucker here getting his tiny man buds squeezed by a dictator, and knowing that the European Union is going to slap sanctions on him. Now, Fucker is a legitimate target for the Ukrainian army. 🍿🍿🍿👇🤣.
46 minutes into his history lesson, Putin stops to mock Tucker for applying to the CIA when he was younger and getting rejected.
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No security clearance means you don’t know SHIT about what’s really going on. Sit the fuck down, you treasonous asshole.🖕👇.
While our troops are starved of resources, Trudeau spends defence budget sending a Canadian naval ship to Cuba alongside the Russian navy to honour Cuba's brutal communist government, proving he wasn’t kidding when he said he admires communist dictatorships. Reckless, radical &.
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Hey @kevinolearytv, seems you’re forgetting NO ONE elected you, and the garbage you’re spouting is traitorous and purely un-Canadian. Seems to me, it’s open season on CEOs in the US, and no doubt it will be in Canada soon too.👇
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Pierre is little more than a two-bit lying fascist fuck, taking both money and talking points from the likes of this greasy bag of dog vomit, Alex Jones. 🥶👇.
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If Christianity perishes, then explain to me how that wasn’t God's will?🧐
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