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@ryandpetersen

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former U.S. ambassador to the Holy See

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Joined April 2020
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6 months
“Simple and Clean” in @TheEndMagazine Issue 2 💚
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Developing good taste requires years of laying down / doing nothing
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Synesthesia is not real....it's like girl....I can see colors when I listen to music too...I have an imagination
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3 years
They can’t lock this down 😤
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9 months
Hurt people hurt people… hot people hot people
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3 years
It’s hot
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3 years
I will never take this hat off
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3 years
If you posted a screenshot of your name on urban dictionary… you’re an elder millennial
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4 years
The transition from grad school to onlyfans begins 😌
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4 years
Hit my head at the gym yesterday and only cried for a little bit...feeling braver than the troops rn 🤕
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Need 🪒
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3 years
Found this postcard from my 4th grade Korean boyfriend... 😭
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3 years
Post-Covid nightlife shouldn’t return to the dark techno of before. We need a resurgence of cheesy house music, with vocals all about coming together as one...more ecstasy, less ketamine please.
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4 years
Too big for yaoi, too smooth for bara 😪
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3 years
Tax the Rich ❤️
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2 months
This is how my boyfriend and I watch real housewives of New Jersey
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2 years
Normie gen z aesthetic is so…Chinese ?? Idk how else to describe it
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3 years
Clubbing & raving are not forms of activism…their “revolutionary potential” lies in the fact it’s meaningless fun.
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4 months
And the devil laughs
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9 months
Instead of ghosting someone you should text STOP to opt out
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3 years
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7 months
seeing Dude Wipes in a gay guy’s bathroom is so scary
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3 years
You can tell some people secretly crave a second lockdown.
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3 years
The incessant use of “it’s giving”… it’s giving cultural decline 😐
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4 years
We did it, @flirty800 .
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3 years
Feels like we’ve fallen into some weird collective lull. The post-COVID bacchanal of early summer has soured into hazy anhedonia. It’s rainy season on the tropical island of Manhattan. Nothing’s giving. Everything’s taking.
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6 months
People who claim to have synesthesia are now sending me death threats
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Synesthesia is not real....it's like girl....I can see colors when I listen to music too...I have an imagination
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10 months
If you’re policing someone’s lack of posting….you’ve lost the plot. Silence on an issue via social media does not equate to complicity or an articulated stance. Some post through it. Others do not. Both are methods of cope—not political action.
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3 years
All the girls are selling out without getting any sales
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3 years
A man in Montana called me a pussy and told me to take my cowboy hat off… 🥵
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2 years
We asked the Selling Sunset twins for molly at Coachella
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3 years
Love that I lost my virginity to a man from Craigslist.
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3 years
The actual Red Scare mouthpiece
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5 months
“A monster that lacks the divine spark of life” is the ideal pop star, a smooth surface on which to project upon. The audience is the ghost inside the machine. YOU provide the divine spark of life… not the imagined Authenticity of the Artist.
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3 months
When you’re a dumb gay guy, they let you do it. You can do anything.
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3 years
Euphoria is going to have a school shooter scene set to “Don’t Fear the Reaper” and 33 year olds gay guys on here will be like “that episode toreeeeeeee”
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4 months
I ❤️ living in Europe (Ridgewood)
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2 months
Sometime it’s like…can something please happen ??? And then, at other times, it’s like…ok actually never mind…that’ll do pig…that’ll do…
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3 years
🤠
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Lock into my WORLDWIDE PRIDE mix w/ @flirty800 🌐🌈🔒
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4 years
The actual “stages” of grief are an endless loop of forgetting and remembering.
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“I’m good, but go off,” I say to my Dad’s girlfriend as she offers me her third blunt of the day
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3 years
Every “chic” gay has the Querelle movie poster hung up in their apartment…but then they get all squeamish when asked if they’d murder their DL lovers 🙄
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3 years
Got roped into bartending a memorial party for a circuit queen who died from an “aneurysm” while on the dancefloor during pride…it’s also Burning Man themed…pray for me
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3 years
Something changed once Pixar started heavily featuring human characters in their movies...now people lust over men that look like this.
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3 years
Edging should be an Olympic sport
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3 years
My grindr date is a freaking Taliban fighter
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3 years
Why did the Ariana “positions” needle drop over the Gossip Girl opening title give me chills??? Being gay is a mental disorder…
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3 years
@tinykinseyscale Why are you assuming the girl in that pic is straight?
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4 years
Good morning
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“queer ravers” are the new “radical fairies”
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3 years
Stranger by the Lake (2013)
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Leo, come over here, I want to show you something… @LeoDiCaprio
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3 years
Gonna be holding my phone like this at my wedding
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2 years
Watched Hulu’s Fire Island the other night and thought it was really cool how every character (besides the villain) was asexual and neurodivergent
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🫂
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I said yes! 🥰💍
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3 years
Thinking about the time I met up with an Israeli from Grindr who told me the only reason it’s so safe in Japan is because they’ve outlawed Islam and I was like “well I’ve lived in Tokyo and my apartment was right next to a giant mosque” and he got really mad and said I was lying.
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The line between “being iconic” and “being pathetic” is paper thin
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2 years
Like everything is a “sipping on milk tea in an oversized hoodie while playing a janky Pixar-looking farming sim on your phone” type of vibe
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3 years
Supply chain crisis but for hot people in NYC
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3 years
People are about to post NATO’s cashapp info in their insta bios
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3 years
Sad today
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4 years
People who are both hot and smart are the most persecuted in our society.
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It’s a No Fly Zone when me and my boys are at the urinals 😂🤣
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4 years
Not me showing this to my boyfriend and him saying “oh I’ve hooked up with him”......
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3 months
Pop girls are always like “this album is for the dancefloor, full of club bangers 😝” and it’s just 9 sad songs about wanting a baby
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3 years
The CDC now says you can do this if you're fully vaccinated.
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3 years
Tired of the narcissistic belief that the world will end in our lifetime…people out here acting like they’re in Melancholia, basking the light of a nonexistent apocalypse
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This place has become an image sharing site
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Flattered by this spam account naming me Brian “Big D” Garcia
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(I tested positive for Covid yesterday and this pic is from two months ago 😃)
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People with good memories (me) are constantly being gaslit by those with bad memories (my boyfriend)
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I saw the gays who walk on the streets of Lisbon last night 😍
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4 years
Wrote a (very) short story for @reclinermag issue #2 . Read it here:
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People on vacation post IG stories as if they’re reporting from the frontlines
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Why am I schzio posting about Camila Cabello ??
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3 years
Gonna pretend to be an autistic train nerd on TikTok so I can be in a Gucci campaign
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I love dragging my boyfriend to Lincoln Center to watch international arthouse cinema (his naptime)
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3 years
Low-key miss the trashiness of early 00’s gay culture…weho as the epicenter of the world, straight-to-dvd gay romcoms with softcore sex scenes, Kathy Griffin standup, Bruce Vilanch, Bobby Trendy, jerking off to Fratpad preview clips, etc
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Love being asking to show proof of vaccination at the “underground” rave
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Sometimes when I’m in a crowded club it’s like ok…bodies DO be in spaces
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