Ryan
@ryandpetersen
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former U.S. ambassador to the Holy See
New York, USA
Joined April 2020
RT @ryandpetersen: In case you missed it, my short story about Super Mario 64 content creators is up on @xraylitmag
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In case you missed it, my short story about Super Mario 64 content creators is up on @xraylitmag
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Genuinely funny people are entitled to their own morality, their own particular goodness, and their own permanent pass to the realm happiness
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RT @probablynotdale: babe wake up someone wrote a short story involving super mario 64 0xA challenge
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RT @xraylitmag: we’re so happy to have a story by Ryan Petersen @ryandpetersen ! it’s about a person who ‘abstains from True Conscious Hour…
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They make you learn the Abracadabra choreo in El Salvadorian Super Prison
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Think I just saw a “Free Thinker 🧠 Patriot 🇺🇸 Anti-Woke 🏳️🌈Normal Gay” in a pup mask
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The genuine radicality of a naked woman holding hands with a clothed man
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Thought the gym bathroom was covered in blood until a staff member told me it was fruit punch pre-workout
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