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@alezander
@Mariah_Cara
9.9/10 it’s the romanticized version then it’s hella disappointing when the real person doesn’t live up to it
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@that_beldame
The amount of work required to keep a turkey moist ? I’m convinced it wasn’t meant to be edible.
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@Playm8z
@kimmaytube
No one owes YOUR marriage respect! 🤣😂 definitely not a single woman’s job to keep a man accountable for HIS marriage! She didn’t co-sign any vows. I will die on this hill. My thing is though if you’re going to go for married men protect your heart.
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@billygrene
I don’t check the price of things I want, I just swipe and say a silent prayer.
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@siyophumelelam
@TrafficSA
Left road is equal to right road. Most highways that run parallel to each other are actually not equal in width. But in rare cases like the one you saw they’re exactly equal, to be fair to both people driving to or from the destination.
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@LeratoMannya
“Ey got to go guys, I had fun.”
“Where did you park?”
“Oh I’m taking an Uber just had a bit to drink”
“I came with my car cause I bought it cash”
“How did you manage that? Government corruption?”
“Haha that’s what everyone always thinks but I’m just good at saving!”
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@Arielleedag
I’d give it to her and let her go for it. If he agrees then you know it’s time to stop being on and off and just cut him off.
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@Lmrampedi
I love how my gran branded me as the fragile grandchild. She’d be like myekeni alale ulivila kaloku. Not a great brand but I got to nap and was never worked. 🤣😂
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@hlovo_
I was driving 180 between Alwal and bloem. A merc passed me, after he did I was wondering what speed he must’ve been doing because he zoomed past me. Got scared and slowed down. 10 mins later I found it in a pile up with 5 other cars and everyone gone. I was 1 of the firsts thr.
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@Kemiade
@Patiencethebuck
@3JohnGoddi
@_linisa
@ColinApaa
@NdaliOzegbe
When did people born in 1970 become 50 😱😱😩😩
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@Ms_Logical
Or…and hear me out here…this is a wild idea…stay single? Relationships are a choice. If you don’t like the financial situation leave the person to struggle with it alone. It’s not by force. Make your own money until the billionaire you want comes along.
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@pourquoitorrie
She started off with, she was asleep. Got him to lie about being in a dark alley then BOOM!
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@Playm8z
@kimmaytube
And married women should really resign the pipi police badge! If your husband is going to cheat he’s going to cheat you really can’t let that stress you. Divorce or stay for your own reasons or get a hobby but LEAVE other women alone!!!
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@Raquel_Savage
I jumped off the second floor when I was young to see what would happen..i landed on my feet. Nothing broke or sprained but I had feet cramp for a few minutes. Never did it again and I was never curious about it. Problem solved.
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@MohauHlonyana
Sadly something a lot of people take for granted. Loan amortisation- simple, but compound interest works the other way around too(debt repayment). Estate and taxes. Draft your Wills guys and make your family do the same too. Testamentary trusts are “free” to draft.
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@LovelyOTPs
Where was it when Jimmy was insta stalking Jess! I even rewinded thinking I missed something!!
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@Karnythia
Goffrey was having sex. Tommen was having sex and they were way younger than Arya on the show and that didn’t get this reaction.
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@MoreAndAgain
Sometimes I wish Wakanda was real, or a place like it. Where all the blacks could live away from everyone else. Using all their freed up mental power, from being consumed by racism, to innovate, create, or just be.
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@nomasojini
I wish someone had told this part! 11 years later and these people are still here! They not even trying to find jobs to help out! Mxm!
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@BonganiNtuli
The difference is our press isn’t suppressed and freedom of speech as a human right is actually protected. Others can’t even write about their governments without losing their lives.
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@guguluv
@Imani_Yvonne
@HavEyeC
@TJ_Ambitious
My mom was In active labour with me for 4 days. On the 4th day she had turned grey and tried to jump to end the pain. To suffer like that for your daughter to grow up to submit to a man?!
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@LeratoMannya
“Yhu traffic was insane today, all the robots are out. Loadshedding”
“I’m so glad all I have to pay for is petrol and insurance cause I bought my car cash”
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@Tina_Hokwana
Good morning Tina, we haven’t received your daily invoice for the outstanding payment of R365 765, please send asap so we can pay you.
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@Joseline_xx
I have this rational fear- everytime I argue with a man and he raises his voice, he might become violent. I hate it here!
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@KingBishop1st
Ebeyephi? How did you find him? Why did you think he was missing? Was his battery dead? Who found him and in wht state?!! Is happy to be home now? Will you be seeking counselling? Based on you observation of the person, how likely is this to happen again?! We need answers!
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@luthandoNgidi
My fav thing about them is how they turn a two hour flight into 30 mins. You might be delayed getting on the o plane but you’ll arrive very early at your destination! Love em!
@FlySafair
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@t0nit0ne
Reading something the other day…the behaviours people display are a result of patterns formed over years. Unless a drastic force shifts this, most people never change. You can lie and fool others for a while but your patterns will always come to the surface.
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@Nsala_enm
Mine didn’t understand why I was in the deepest grief over my grandmother, wathi it was just the nana! Imagine!
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@mandrax88
@FabAcademic
I got 30% for my first CFP module. They even called me to ask if I’d like to reconsider my registration 🤣😂🤣.Ended off with a distinction and a board certification. Never give up 😃
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Thread- LOAN AMORTIZATION DEBT REPAYMENT. (Disclaimer: do not read anything else on this account, you will not find an other intelligent thought. The views expressed on this do not constitute advice and are not that of my employer. If you’d like more info, DM for a referral.
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@PortiaMoemedi
The other way around too..my daughter would say “I want to go play with your ‘friend’s sweetheart’…” instead of “friends child” because she was my sweetheart.
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@MrsBundrige
Lesson I had to learn: broke is relative. When other people say they’re broke it means they couldn’t save $19282762 this year, and for others it means they had to stay home and ration noodles.
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@IamCatchvibe
Oh my gosh! This happened to me! And I remembered reading this somewhere! There were sparks! I was terrified but the STIG in me was unleashed and managed to stop safely. Got stuck on the no lights side of the N1 for a bit but all was well. Thank you sharing!
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@chynnajo
In the real world your kid is going to be rejected. Are you going to tap every person who rejects her all her life? Teach them young...
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@LIBGyal
It makes me so angry that religion shamed my mom out of an abortion. We both would’ve been better off honestly. Mostly her. Forced motherhood turned her into a monster.
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@VideosVuvu
My mom made her congregation do this for my car at church. And I was just sitting in the car boiling just grateful they’re all happy for me. I’m convinced their prayers covered me in the many near death experiences and attempted robberies I experienced with that car.
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@PhilMphela
Then we complain that Africa is never included in world tours…then don’t buy tickets. This is why ke. He’ll come back with he’s 50.
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@NalediSekoto
I’m a huge survivor fan. Every season they try to do an all girls alliance. And they usually have the numbers and can pull it off. Not once in the 45 seasons the show has aired has it ever happened. I see it as a picture of reality…but we’ll keep hoping.
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@Leobabyyyyy
Men are so inherently selfish that the thought of laboring this hard for women never naturally crosses their minds. Meanwhile women are nurturing and serving as a default setting! STOP!!!
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@baeyoncaaduhh
If he doesn’t want a baby he needs to stop leaving his sperm in places that create a baby!
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@thegoddessie
@readbylo
Same and I HATE BEING TOUCHED until I want it ! I’m not uncomfortable I just hate it.
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Look idk anything about medicine but alarm bells would’ve gone off when he said the pope is marrying us
#BadSurgeon
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@kay_mahapa
I used to stay in res ‘for sups’ so I can come back after the annual spring cleaning!
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@StoveAllergy
It’s just a set up to make woman work for this elusive place of being treated better when she’s worked herself to the bone to be liked! Haha miss me
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@LIBGyal
I envy people who can run to their moms for a shoulder to cry on when life gets tough….but when the person who brought you here hates you the most…there’s really nothing life can throw at you that you can’t handle. Kudos to her!
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Thread: WILLS and TESTAMENTARY TRUST
(Disclaimer: do not read anything else on this account, you will not find any other intelligent thought. The views expressed on this do not constitute advice and are not that of my employer. If you’d like more info, DM for a referral.
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@zozitunzi
Wow this tweet is doing the numbers! Naku uNana wethu, uzoba neGrammy one day makhehle!
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#100LiesMyExToldMe
I'll never be one of those dead beat dads. Turns out to be the undefeated champion! 😂
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@tomhoIlend
@mikethornwell
It’s like this new thing of making women leads in movies. I m not sexist but I’d rather watch 9 iron mans than that creepy captain marvel or Wonder Woman . The movie didn’t even make sense because she had no love interest. Women are for romcoms and as supporting not lead!!
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