Rosie Delaney 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
@roseadelaney
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I have a new and improved (read: can actually accept donations) GoFundMe if anyone would like to help a kindly trans lady afford some surgeries that feel like they’ll never happen at this stage. Here’s me saying “cheers” and being eternally grateful:
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The Census: “Queer people? Never heard of them. Anyway, how much housework do you do?”
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I lived in Engadine for 23 years and frequented that McDonald’s. Never once shit myself. Put me in charge of the vaccine rollout.
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I’m a transwoman and a bogan. My pronouns are she/ila
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Imagine being a trans woman in Melbourne who just wants to go hang out at a pub or something with their friends tonight, with the overhanging fear that you might be beaten up by a Nazi. All just for trying to live your fuckin’ life. Utter insanity.
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This bill amendment is such a cruel, thoughtless and callous step backwards. My partner has just become a high school teacher and a number of students have asked her to use different pronouns this week. (1/5)
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2013 / 2021. What a difference 8 years makes.
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“Darling, your Aunty Kathy just wants to wish you happy birthday.”
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@gracejarvisohno
I love that pub and spend a lot of time there but I will never not be mad at those doors
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In order to change my sex on my birth certificate I have to have had some form of gender confirming surgery. It should be as easy as ticking a box, not as hard as getting one
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Unbelievable that they’ve played the female card on the Bachelorette! I’m ropable!
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Finally some good news. It is now not only poor form for you to deadname me but pretty sure it’s also a crime
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A cool thing to do this Mardi Gras season is to make your bi friends in opposite sex relationships still feel as valid and welcome as anyone else. Theirs is a queer relationship too. There’s a queer person/people in it.
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Hey
@AlboMP
make sure this one doesn’t go through, yeah? Be on the right side of history and if it has to come to a culture war then be on the right side of that too
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Just realised I answered the door to my UberEats guy with a fork in my hand like a psycho
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Of all the quotes from me that could’ve been put into The Age’s awful recent transphobic article, I’m pretty happy it was this one
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I had a dream that two of my friends from separate groups were a couple and I woke up and thought it was a good match, so last night I took them for drinks and they made out so my subconscious is an amazing matchmaker and I am a genius
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I couldn’t have dreamed of having the balls to do that at my Catholic high school. There is so far to go with trans rights, but if teenagers now feel comfortable doing that then progress is being made. (2/5)
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@PatrickLenton
I think it started in bad faith and now they just believe it. Very scary and upsetting. I comfort myself that despite the escalation, the ones that are that militant are in the minority
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Hard to think I’ll ever top this
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“All the Things She Said” came on in this Uber and without me asking the driver turned it up. How do I give 6 stars?
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Every time I change my sheets I’m like, “This... this is gonna be what turns my life around.”
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Kids will be piling trauma upon trauma on top of themselves by delaying talking about something they need to simply because they’re afraid of expulsion or judgement or whatever. We absolutely cannot let someone’s belief in God get in the way of progress. (5/5)
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I came out at 29 because of a litany of external factors on top of the internal ones and I have a shitload of related trauma and plenty of therapy to get through. If I felt comfortable to come out then, I would’ve had an easier life living as myself. (4/5)
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Hot privilege is posting something like “I want to kiss” and getting 23 enthusiastic replies instead of losing followers and likely, friends
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If this bill amendment goes through, imagine how many children will no longer feel comfortable doing this and delay coming out or just living more freely as themselves. (3/5)
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Don’t 👏🏻 post 👏🏻 pictures 👏🏻 of 👏🏻 huntsman 👏🏻 spiders 👏🏻 to 👏🏻 your 👏🏻 social 👏🏻 media 👏🏻 I 👏🏻 did 👏🏻 not 👏🏻 consent 👏🏻 and 👏🏻 now 👏🏻 I’m 👏🏻 scared
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This is one of the most singularly devastating things I’ve ever heard and I think about it every single day
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Barney more progressive than my dad
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It’s my 4th tranniversay. Good on me and all that
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Me, emerging from lockdown after running out of all my hormone pills
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As someone who used to drive a forklift regularly as a fully functioning adult, I can provide this bit of insight on today’s news: it’s a terrible idea
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I’m transgender. I’m a lesbian. And I am fucking proud of who I am. Happy Mardi Gras, y’all 🌈🌈🌈
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Hughesy slowly walks from room to room at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival, turning out the lights. He reaches the very last room and pauses, sighing.
“Thanks for coming out and supporting live comedy.”
He flicks the switch. Complete darkness.
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My sister recently had a little girl, so as revenge for the gender reveal video she sent me, every time she says it’s a girl, I say in a menacing voice, “For now…”
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I work for a food company and they asked me to write jokes for a Christmas cracker type thing we're doing. I got started then they rejected all of them. This thread will contain all the rejected jokes
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For trans reasons, I’ve been people’s boyfriend before, but I’d never been anyone’s girlfriend ‘til I woke up this morning. It’s a Mardi Gras miracle! 🏳️🌈🥰
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And knowing that the cops aren’t on your side should something happen either
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“Go off king!” - me talking to my Uber driver while going through Newtown
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At the pub. Bloke at the next table just brought back a round of Coronas for the table. It bombed. Fuck it’s good to be back.
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Lots of pubs with a COVID Marshall but yet to see one with a COVID Lily. Yes, this is a How I Met Your Mother joke and no, I don’t always love myself
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Got a mate who always misspells “definitely” as “defiantly” and it makes everything they say they’re doing sound so punk rock.
“I’m defiantly going to the supermarket.”
Fuckin’ righteous, dude
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This isn’t a date of any significance in my transition or anything (trans awareness week though!), I’m just finally starting to see how far I’ve come. I look way better, more female and tellingly, so much happier. Hell yeah 🤙🏻
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Not sure he’d want his name out there tbh
Labor has proposed $300 for everyone who has been fully vaccinated by 1 December as a way to speed up the rollout.
Shout out the local business where you would spend yours.
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Yes, Corona is the name of a beer but Melbourne Bitter is also the name of a beer and a pretty accurate depiction of 2020 too
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Shit, she looked alright last night, didn’t she?
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For no reason I can put my finger on, TERFs in Australia have such an obsession with calling us “blokes”. Which I think undoes their argument. They never say men. And I know plenty of cis women who are great blokes.
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Getting my gender affirming surgery from a suburban discount store
M Y P U S S Y I N B I - L O
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Out and proud for 3 years today. Feels very nice 💙💞🤍💞💙
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2 years out and proud today ✌🏻🏳️🌈 It’s tough but y’all make it better. Endlessly grateful for everyone’s love and support. Here’s a photographic representation of how happy this all makes me ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
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Hate to play the trans card, I’m gonna play the trans card: these election results are fucking terrifying. Awful to think this country can still elect a party led by a homophobic, transphobic, pants shitting cunt
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Also a guy at the bar said “this lady was first” and no one’s ever assumed I was a woman when I don’t have makeup or a skirt or something on and I damn near cried ❤️
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I fell in love this year and after the fuckin’ shocker of a year I had last year, quite frankly I think that’s pretty dang great
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My work told me they had to garnish my salary. I still make the same amount of money but now the payslips come covered in parsley…
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Shane Warne, for all his flaws, was the most immensely skilled ever at what he did. A complex man with a phenomenal cricketing brain. He is one of the most interesting characters to ever grace Australian sport and media. RIP Warnie. I bet he’ll be bowling God around his legs.
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I know I literally just posted a transition timeline but would ya fuckin’ look at this glow up?
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Imagine running into your ex and they’d since gotten dreads. The ultimate victory.
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I started standup 10 years ago today. According to Jerry Seinfeld, that means I’m good now. Also according to Jerry Seinfeld, in 6 years, it will be OK for me to date a 17-year-old
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These are always fun.
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Can I get a 2015 vs 2020 thread 😂 let me see how y’all was looking 5 years ago 👀
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Yeah, I had fender bender. Went out and bought heaps of guitars haha! Just a bit of light humour for you musos out there not a problem
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Going through an adult breakup while teenage hormones course through your body should be considered an extreme sport
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I make light of a lot of my experience as a transwoman, but I’m the friend Lucie’s talking about in this thread and shit like this really doesn’t make it fun and makes me afraid to go to certain places. Lucie was a gem about it though
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Not sure which bathroom someone should go into? Here’s a quick way to tell! The bathroom they just went into? That’s the right one for them. Now stop perving on the bathrooms you grub!
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Modern sharehouse living is three different episode of Brooklyn Nine-Nine coming out of three different bedrooms at the same time
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Hey
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, I’ve got a joke for ya: how many prime ministers does it take to change legislature so that gender affirming health care is available on Medicare thus saving thousands of lives?
Not sure I have to walk you to the door on this one…
When the first Mardi Gras march was held in 1978, you could still be arrested for being gay.
In the decades since, people dedicated their lives toward the campaign for equality.
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A minute after walking out from a haircut I got wolf-whistler from a car full of blokes. What I’m trying to say is, 5 stars on Yelp to the hairdresser
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Progress Shark got her
Surfer Bethany Hamilton says she won't compete against transgender women.
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Me, 3 years old: Can I lick the beaters?
Me, 30 years old: Can I lick the bag?
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I tell ya,
@thefootywithbro
has quickly become my favourite podcast. Immaculate vibes from Broden, Tom and Marnie, genuinely good footy chat but with the funny vibe that’s missing from so much sports coverage. If you like footy and you’re not listening you should really start
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A really cool thing about Elliot Page coming out as trans is that trans men don’t really seem to get the press that trans women do and it’s awesome to see more awareness and representation for them ❤️🏳️⚧️
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It’s only called cocaine if it’s from the Cocaine region of France. Otherwise it’s just sparkling nosé
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Kicked out of the Westfield for screaming, incorrectly, “It should be Best & FEWER!!!”
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Lots of insecure guys think being attracted to transwomen makes them gay. If looking at a beautiful woman makes you think you might be gay, then you might be gay.
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Always see people on here being like, “stand up is shit, there are no good Australian standups”. Yeah, sick, can’t wait to hear you tell me how good Cum Town is
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Hot tip for queer dating in Sydney: you can save time by not needing to ask where they live. It’s Marrickville. It’s always Marrickville.
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Me, post-surgery, getting cast in the reboot of Charmed
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“Thanks for putting me on your close friends list! Excited to see the cat videos deemed too boring for the main feed!”
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Co-Star told me I should allow myself to say “life is awful” but honestly things are going pretty well right now??
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I came out 5 years ago today and I’m celebrating as you can imagine: by being exceptionally hungover at the Tamworth Country Music Festival
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I got a bunch of dumb tattoos ‘cause I love straining my relationship with my mother
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I’ve never fully recovered from the time I turned up to a gig with a red bandana in my hair and another comic asked me sincerely if I worked at Grill’d
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