I have a new and improved (read: can actually accept donations) GoFundMe if anyone would like to help a kindly trans lady afford some surgeries that feel like they’ll never happen at this stage. Here’s me saying “cheers” and being eternally grateful:

While we’re piling on him, will never not find Drake choosing the Wallabies as the team to try and endear himself to Australians so funny

My standup

@LucyXIV One of the worst things to ever happen to me. Genuinely broke my brain for a while

@preciousvenusxo I saw this last time I performed at Splendour and it really made me laugh

@oatmilklover17 Welcome back darling

@LucyXIV I had to get a flight after accidentally drinking a glass of water that had “enough acid for six people to trip pretty well” in it. I’d take hungover any day over that

Nice

Nice

@preciousvenusxo What if you cleaned your toilet right before that? Because maybe that’s closer to the reality of my tweet

@slipperygoblin Bloody glad to hear!

I dunno just thought I looked good

@laurenybonner I’d go so far as to say it’s your duty

@rabbitechoes Have given this a few runs again lately and it holds up unbelievably well. Maybe even better than Merriweather

@preciousvenusxo 😉

Many times in my early 20s I’d go to people’s houses and would hear about their dog, “Oh, she normally hates men but she loves you.” The signs are there if you care to look.

“Your skin’s got a real glow to it, babe.” “Thanks, it’s ‘cause I’m incredible sweaty all the time.”