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97 liner | writer & lawyer | just here to write silly little fics | check pinned for my aus | tip jar : https://t.co/VALOZ8O0sk
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Joined January 2018
jk: hello can i speak to my jin hyung please? . military boss man: umm…this phone is for emergencies only . jk: this is an emergency >:( . sj: hello? . jk: hyung *sniffles* would you still love me if i was a worm?.
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somewhere in south korea yoongi is in a cold sweat already memorising this challenge .
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*at the fancall*. fan: thank you for everything yoongi! bye 🥰. yg: :( . fan: do you want me to-. yg: 🥺. fan: *sigh* please do the im sorry im cute challenge . yg: omg noooooo why are you asking me to- *does it perfectly*.
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question: can you handle spicy food .bts: uhh kinda? hmm not really .yoongi: wait they mean white spicy .bts: ohhh lmao yeah we’re spice kings.
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never knew i needed a compilation of jin being protective of jungkook until now
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jimin: *choking* h-hyung im dying .yoongi: and im in the middle of a sentence god jimin who raised you .
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somewhere in south korea jungkook just woke up screaming in a cold sweat, “we ALL love and trust him the most”.
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yoongi: you’re so hot 🥵🤤. namjoon: you know what’s hot?? . namjoon: global warming.
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“hey guys sorry fic updates are so late im literally in the middle of a flood on my car trying to connect to the wifi-“
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put ddaeng on spotify.
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“namjoon this is jeon jungkook. he’s in bts now please take care of him”
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normal people: hi how are you? it’s been a while since we’ve seen each other . maknae line: YOONGEHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .
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Jungkook when hobi ate that one banana.
i ate my lil brothers fruit snacks and came home and found this 😭😭😭
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no cause it’s so funny how the maknae line promote their songs . jimin: shirtless seductive picture .jungkook: nekky just abs as a washboard .taehyung: yeontan.
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next thing you know hobi is gonna be posting screenshot from fics going “😭😭 so sad but so cute 😌😌”.
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wait - now that the tours over and we know where his tattoo is…. WHAT WAS THIS PHOTOSHOOT FOR?!?!?!????
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i really hope people can see how damaging the white saviour complex is - he came here, ranted, got drunk on stage, broke property, got an entire festival cancelled where vendors lost out on money, and left long lasting damage all while he was on a plane feeling good about himself.
Malaysia will tighten the entry requirements for foreign artists to hold concerts and performances in the country following Matty Healy’s behavior at their Good Vibes Festival. Healy went on a rant about their anti-LGBTQ laws before kissing his male bandmate onstage.
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EUGH EUGH EUGH EUGH EUGH EUGH EUGH EUGH EUGH EUGH EUGH EUGH EUGH EUGH EUGH EUGH EUGH EUGH EUGH EUGH EUGH EUGH EUGH EUGH EUGH EUGH EUGH EUGH EUGH EUGH EUGH EUGH EUGH EUGH EUGH EUGH.
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top military man : yoongi there’s a call for you . yg: hello?? . Jk: YOONGEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
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jk: i wanna be a dancer >:( . sj: *hands him ice cream* this is baskin robins. You know what else starts with b? bangtan sonyeondan. jk: omg you’re so right.
The fact jungkook in 2012 went in America for study dance and he liked that much that even when he returned in Korea he didn't want to debut in bts coz he wanted to be a dancer so the members for convince him to stay they bought him ice cream, and look at him now,Im so proud🥺
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top military man: what is on your bag, private? . hoseok: is me 🥰✨♥️💕😚☺️✨🥰♥️💕☺️✨🥰♥️💕☺️✨🥰♥️💕😘☺️✨🥰♥️💕☺️✨🥰♥️💕☺️🥰
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give me 4 and a half minutes with namjoon and his deep voice and i will singlehandedly fix south koreas birth rate.
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seokjin is so smart he’s gonna be earning all that money back from the same company he spent in it he’s finessing the system.
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jin: *posts at 5:00pm*. nj: * at 4:59pm* the tuna could never love you as much as i could
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i have incredible news for seokjin
Mattel teams up with Nokia makers to launch a Barbie flip-phone at $130. It will only have texting and calling, but no internet or social media. It also greets you with a “Hi Barbie” voice message when turned on.
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tae’s had YEARS of run bts training trying to sell his band mates for a packet of ramen and a 10 dollar coupon. this is just another tuesday for him
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hope world and d day collab.
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i absolutely love that we as a society have come to a silent agreement to accept this pic as true even though it’s edited
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fanfic is NOT reality and nowhere does any author ever claim it to be reality. If you can’t distinguish the two then you shouldn’t be reading fics at all.
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everyone says that yoongi is so quiet in the chaos that is bangtan….but what if being around bangtan is his peace which is why he’s able to be so calm .
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bts member: hi i have a solo album-. jimmy fallon: *wakes up in a cold sweat* i need to clear out all my shows for a debut stage right tf now .
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army: hey namjoon your discharge day is-. nj: 143 days, 5 hours, 4 minutes and 20 seconds away.
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hello this is bangtan naked board, . as per requested here is the number of times the bangtan boys have reset the naked counter -. Tae : 15 (+1 today!) .Jungkook: 18.Namjoon: 10 .Jimin: 8 .hoseok: 2 .seokjin: kim .yoongi: meow.
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the workout: 🏋🏽🔥💪🏼🎧😡🔪🏋🏽🔥💪🏼🎧😡🔪🏋🏽🔥💪🏼🎧😡🔪. the drawings by namjoon: 🥰♥️✨💕😙♥️🥰✨😙💕🥺🥰♥️✨♥️🥰🥺💕😙♥️✨♥️🥰🥺💕😙
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one thing i noticed about the tannies is that they dont treat fangirls the way other people constantly labelling us as ‘crazy’ or ‘obsessive’ and don’t treat fanboys as being ‘rare’. they treat their fans as humans. they make an effort to know US as people, our likes and dislikes.
ㅠ Jimin cried reading what fans wrote about how fangirling have helped them through the hard times, im crying too ah
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“omg i want namjoon sooooo bad” SO DO THEY!!!! the line literally starts behind the 6 of them .
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you know what gets me the most about this? how they’ll pronounce names like timothee chalamet PERFECTLY but the second it comes to an asian artist, all of a sudden it’s ‘too exotic’ and they have no idea how to pronounce it.
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yoongi literally had a 5 minute explanation on why they shouldn’t do the challenge with citations and references yet all Taehyung had to do was pout and immediately yoongi gave in sjshsj
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Jm: hello i need to speak to my hobi hyung right now . military man: this phone is for war related emergencies . jm: this is a war related emergency! taehyungie and i are fighting . hs: hello?. jm: hobi hyung *sobs* who do you love more? taehyung or me?.
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“hey can you change your name?”.“im kim taehyung of bts”.“okay kim taehyung of bts change your name”
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crying real tears over how Jungkook held on to the chocolate while yoongi was counting before giggling and eating it
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Jin: guys a shark bit at my bait!!! . the rest of bangtan telling the story: it was a stormy day at sea, the boat was rocking side to side, thunder crackling in the sky as the great white shark jumped up at jin hyung -.
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*blows cigarette smoke* purple huh. i knew 7 people who liked purple once.
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no but like his hand is so desperate and scared and full of fear not just for himself but her as well and her hand is so reassuring - gentle taps and delicate fingers trying to keep him safe and close IM CRYING
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jimin: *dresses up in leather*. tae: *in tears* this is what dreams are made of
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WAIT EVERYONE SHUT UP….does that mean….jungkook episode on suchitwa?.
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he already did with halsey just sat there so patiently giggling as she did whatever she wanted to his hair
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close enough welcome back hopekook.
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if namjoon said this on armytwt he would jinjja be cancelled and doxxed.
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did you guys know that mom in korean is eomeoni and mommy is eomma and dad in korean is appa and daddy is kim namjoon.
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hybe: do you have any references i can call? . me: yes his name is park jimin
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"hobi are you okay with being kidnapped? your opinion is important.". SEOKJIN CONSENT KING!!!!!!!!!!!!.
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yoongi is to taehyung what namjoon is to jungkook and hoseok is to jimin and jin is to all of them
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why does it look like bam just heard the most hurtful thing and jungkooks trying to soothe the baby.
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jungkook went from summoning demon Namjoon to being the right hand of that demon.
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“ah-ah-ah-annyeong” .
Pluto will collapse by 2030, why is this planet always going through something.
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namjoon really went “when you’re being mean to me this is who you’re being mean to”
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the jungkookiest penguin ive ever seen.
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jm: the art is pretty . nj: you’re pretty 🥰. jk, running from the back: we’re ALL pretty actually
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this is the most namjooniest puppy ive ever seen.
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the heartbreaking thing about this is that you know yoongi wanted nothing more than to serve quietly, to finish and come home to us. the only reason they’re going so hard and relentless is because they know the tannies have never been involved in literally any controversy before.
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jk: byeeeeeee.nj: okay guys let’s set up to rehearse my new song .jk: hiiiiiiii .
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“what if he flings it?”.“then he flings it.”.
BEST line delivery in history.
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how can you stan bts and be homophobic???? that’s like being a fish and being ocean phobic.
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put a snapback on hoseok and suddenly he’s jay and doesn’t know how to act
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