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Kafka's female version

Joined October 2023
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3 months
Hi I’m Kainat and i paint sometimes.
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6 months
Just discovered that Kafka fell in love with Milena because she translated his works and he felt deeply understood and seen by her translation, Woah.
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6 months
This desire to learn about art and literature and language and history without any deadline. No job skills, no credit hour requirements, no fees. Just to gain knowledge and become insanely educated.
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5 months
Don't ask me about my degree or drivers license or my job or romantic interests actually just don't talk to me.
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3 months
Pluto will collapse by 2030, why is this planet always going through something.
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8 months
Sometimes you just gotta put Surah Ar- Rahman on loop and stare at the ceiling.
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9 months
No offense but I do not have time for ppl that have no emotional depth and don't even attempt to understand themselves or others.
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9 months
Don't be mean to me because I will remember it for exactly forever.
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9 months
To find a love that you never have to question it.
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8 months
So much respect for men out there as laborers, corporate workers, vendors working in 45°C+ everyday to feed their families. They don't have the luxury to sit at home and skip work like us.
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8 months
Girls, How y'all will react if a man starts keeping a polaroid of you in his wallet?.
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9 months
Men will literally abuse & traumatize you and come back after 6 months with ' hey, long time'.
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9 months
Just remember that sometimes the way you think about a person isn't the way they actually are.
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6 months
On that note, about time i buy Letters to Milena.
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10 months
I see this man and I fall in love with him all over again.
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5 months
How can someone be so gorgeous, talented, financially independent, a great cook, poet and a writer and artist, mildly funny with good music taste all at once? (Me).
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3 months
Saw twitter crush interacting with this pretty girl. Life ruined.
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5 months
I hope he knows that in my arms he can forget about the expectations and pressure of being a man. He will be seen for who he is, not for only what he can provide. I hope he knows that he will find acceptance; away from the world that expects so much from him.
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6 months
All men of this era should start off in jail and prove their way out in order to be considered eligible for marriage.
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16 days
NCA mein thesis display dekhney gye thi, cleavages aur itni sardi mein mini skirts dekh kr wapis agye.
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11 months
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@peachycrisis
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feb dump shump
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9 months
Why are you as a grownup man have Snapchat?.
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6 months
I think adulthood just means constantly searching for and chasing that joy you so effortlessly felt during your childhood.
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4 months
meri northern lights toh uski ankhoun mein hain.
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10 months
Accept that you aren’t special to some people and move on.
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9 months
You feel unsettled because you know you are meant for more.
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6 months
@ntjrdn It’s the writer gf/ reader bf in my case.
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1 year
The sun was setting and all i wanted to do was to tell you that I love you.
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6 months
Guys this person from twitter who bought two paintings from me and paid half in advance is now ghosting me and not paying the rest, it’s been more than a month and im too shy to ask again. What should i do?.
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6 months
Goodnight to the least favorite child, to the friend who has to sit alone, to those who don't know how to pet cats, to the really quiet ones, to those who get interrupted, to those who can't be enough, to forgotten ones, goodnight to the side characters.
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2 months
Miss getting ready for uni.
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8 months
When Qasai said 'Is dil ka kia krun phenk doun?' .I kinda felt that.
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2 months
started this year single and ending it single too, consistency check kro bs.
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4 months
I love how this one turned out!
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losing my fiverr account after 4 years of hardwork hurts more than a breakup.
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11 months
I don’t need a boyfriend but a man who is ready to be my husband, I am honestly sick of everyone.
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6 months
If a guy isn't sending you voice notes of him singing romantic Bollywood songs as soon as he sees you, he isn't the one.
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3 months
Do not classify yourself as a failure when your future is delayed by circumstances that are not in your hands.
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4 months
Have not met a single lahori guy with decent accent. He’ll be well dressed but and looking but as soon you speak with him, so disappointing😭.
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8 months
Roti, kapra aur pasandida mard se shadi.
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11 months
Too much expose on TL instead see my art.
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2 months
My brother’s been sleeping with Atomic Habits under his pillow for two years. asked him today how much he’s read, and he proudly said 4 pages, never lending him my book again.
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2 months
ab toh rich guy se shaadi hi akhri option reh gaya hai.
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1 year
Before I get it mirror-framed ( not really satisfied)
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8 months
Not naming names but some of you are genuinely good people and i hope that you get everything your heart wants and needs.
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2 months
In my self obsessed era, changed my header to my own pic🙏🏽.
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11 months
Vincent Van Gogh who?
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3 months
@hideouskishmot0 Your spiritual planet.
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10 months
I am all nervous, no system.
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5 months
just for the record looked like a chaand ka tukra today at nikkah (not mine though).
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5 months
Guys, I have this person in my life who solves every problem in my life, like a chatgpt & Google. From fixing my laptop/phone bugs to finding websites, editing pdfs to ordering stuff from my wishlist, teaching me new stuff. My LIFE IS SORTED.
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'I was made to read books, live by the ocean, walk beneath the trees, and be madly in love.'.
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My art teacher was making cinematic video of me while I was painting this😭
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i just know in my bones that i will make a beautiful life for myself no matter what the world throws at me.
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Oh to be loved like a religion.
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6 months
How many aura points did i lose when rickshaw guy told me to step out of rickshaw kyunk petrol khtm hogya hy, took the fare (600) asked me to wait, pushed rickshaw & then hoped into it, drove & never came back while I kept waiting for 20 mins.
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A woman's highest calling is to lead a man to his soul.
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8 months
Working hard so I can buy him lego sets and hotwheels.
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Why have i never came across a man with face card so ethereal that i had to go crazy over & chase him?.
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I always tell my mother that i will choose a man who is in his struggling phase of life but working towards it. Not someone who is an end product and settled. we can grow together mentally & financially. We would be proud to experience each other’s different phases of life.
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5 months
This is where i tweet from.
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11 months
My main goal in life is to completely disappear without warning and live in a countryside cottage in Italy with my better half.
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3 months
You see a man crying on tl and assume it must be something pretty serious only to find out it’s their football team.
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6 months
Another year of not receiving flowers on birthday.
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8 months
Blocked everyone who isn’t my bbygirl so if you are seeing this you are def my bbygirl.
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when you survived the trauma but couldn't survive the aftermath.
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4 months
Fall tones🤎🍁
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11 months
Ap haath chorein na chorein, merey pakoray phir b jal jaygey.
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2 months
Mard hazrat k paas itni lambi aur haseen eyelashes kyun hoti hain, please i can’t focus.
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we are so ungrateful at times, counting all the things and people we lost this year, i genuinely want to know what was your biggest win in 2024?.
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Itni cute avi lgay hai kisi ne tareef ni ki, sad.
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3 months
I am the luckiest woman alive rn.
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is it a universal fact that men like to take cold showers while women want hot showers that will make their skin burn or is it just me?.
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5 months
Pray I get clients for my paintings, ameen.
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9 months
I always pray to get married into a family who value generational education rather than generational wealth.
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11 months
A gentle reminder that I am not your friend here.
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dostoun, i don't know if i should share this news, wasn't planning to. But in few months i will be finally self publishing my first book. For that, i need to build an audience. pls promise y'all will buy my book.
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5 months
Why does it feel like I am in a race with every 18-25 year old on earth and im losing.
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4 months
I rather lose the person than the argument.
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haram police dont cancel me over this lekin kia client ko merry christmas bol sktey hain? asking for a friend.
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6 months
"OMG I WON'T BELIEVE IN LOVE ANYMORE IF EEFRAH AND SHAHRUKH END" Please get a job, your parents have expectations from you. The love you see online and desperately makes you go 'Me and who' is just one side of pic. If you worship this idea of love you are delusional.
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No matter how much money i make from writing career or paintings i sell, at the end of the day everyone asks me what my degree is and i will have no answer but silence.
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sorry for being an absent friend, im an absent self too.
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Met Asad and Nimra parvaiz and then Hemayal but didn’t bother to take pics since i am a bigger celebrity than them.
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my ex sending me an invitation card of his nikkah via LinkedIn was the last thing on my 2024 card, ffs man.
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Can Pakistani relatives stfu about someone's weight? I don't want to hear if you think im not eating well. Just take your opinion about my appearance and go to hell.
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Painting so i can escape people and reality.
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3 months
Art piece i have been gatekeeping, my favorite piece of my own till date.
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1 year
@zanypajero I think every cat has their reasons, even the mean ones. so i love all of them.
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9 months
If I start talking to you about really stupid stuff & Im not trying to look intelligent anymore that means you have done it, obtained true trust levels, god tier friendship.
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3 months
Hi, I am back with another painting and uni rants, please bear with me.
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3 months
Shakl wali avi lagati houn 7 log unfollow krdetey hain.
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9 months
Enough things have happened in my life, no more things for a while. Thankyou.
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Alone in my home blasting kaali kaali zulfoun k phanday na daalo and making fruit chaat i might end up attracting churails.
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5 months
Client wants me to write short story on mental health meanwhile my mental health is in shambles, what an irony.
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Love is so short, forgetting is too long.
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11 months
How can I not romanticize this rainy night in Lahore?.
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10 months
Cleaning my bookshelf and realized I need more books and shelves too.
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