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Do I post the bar bathroom boner pic I just took on the alt?
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Alright, I’m putting it in your hands. Having an OF wouldn’t affect any of my career or personal goals, so if this gets 100 likes it’s happening.
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Honestly a guy with a little weight on him and an appropriately sized ween is top tier.
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If y’all keep showing the alt the same love you have the last few days, I’m going to be posting wayyyy more frequently.
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Prime Day sold me on a projector. Who wants to go camping and watch horror movies in the forest?
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Honestly the ass pic I posted on the alt this morning has me feeling so good.
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Hi, my name is Clark. My hobbies include minding my own business and getting as far away from people as possible.
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If you don’t like your friends’ thirst traps are you really even friends?
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The year of snuggles and finally finding the confidence to share my body. 🖤
it's the last month of the year, quote with your favorite pictures of yourself this year.
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If I told my past self that I’d have this much ass at 31, I would have laughed in my own face.
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The way I’ll drive over an hour each way multiple times a week just to be naked outside.
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If we’re mutuals and you have an alt you’ve kept from me, I’m offended.
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Babe’s first backpacking trip 🖤
Fuck posting your abs and pecs post a pic of you being happy in 2023!
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My bf is so creative it makes me sick.
No really though, one of the most talented humans I’ve ever met right here.
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In a healthy relationship where I can finally be a part of the community without my partner being a barrier and now feeling othered because we have the only monogamous relationship out of everyone I’ve met.
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As much as I don’t want to make any more friends in this area in anticipation of moving, I would also really love a buddy who wants to get up early and go outside.
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Dear new followers,
I would absolutely follow back, but I’m trying to keep my feed primarily horror, birds, books, and plants.
Sincerely,
Guy who has a separate page for seeing ween.
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I was told by my friend today that my passion seems to be lifting people up and y’all, that’s all I ever want to do. I’m glad it’s working.
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Actually remembered my gym bag, meal prep, laptop, AND glasses today? You good, ADHD?
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Love that Portland has random giant redwoods in the middle of the city.
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As much as I’m ready to leave the Portland area, seeing the sun rise behind the mountain every morning brings me so much peace.
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Oh hello, hole in the crotch of my jeans. How long have you been there?
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Except he didn’t just get me legos. He got me the wildflower bouquet set and it warms my Oregonian heart so much. 🖤
For our anniversary my bf got me an Apple Watch and I only got him fricken Legos LMAO
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There’s another gay in this gym. We must fight to the death.
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Personal trainer certification exam is tomorrow. Wish me luck and cross everything you can without hurting yourself!
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So stoked to finally get a haircut today. Now if only I knew what I want…
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Officially on the last section of my personal trainer course.
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Work might be sending me to San Francisco to help open a pretty rad account. Paid travel to open a cafe? Hell yeah.
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First backpacking trip of the year completed and no taint ticks. 🤘🏻
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Do I hop in the car and drive as far north as I can before midnight to see these lights?
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I express my love by making bf take a shot of malört with me.
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Submitted all of my verification so the page can get approved. 🤘🏻
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Fighting for my life in the squat rack rn. Send hopes and prayers.
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Feels like I’m headed for another isolation and books phase.
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My ex-husband of 10 years is one of my closest friends and my bf loves him also. It’s the greatest.
being genuinely friends w/ your ex kinda rocks lesbians were cooking with that one
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Not me reaching out to HR to get my manager’s manager’s contact information and HR SCREENSHOTTING THE EMAIL AND SENDING IT TO MY MANAGER.
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I haven’t been approached by a MLM in a while. Must be looking less gullible lately.
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Thinking it’s time to put this year’s first backpacking trip on the calendar.
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The best part of kayaking yesterday was passing by an absolute UNIT of an oak tree. Such a slut for a good oak.
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Pardon my white, but green bean casserole gets me rock hard.
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Word on the street is the wildflowers are blooming in the gorge. 👀
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Please recruit the assistance of at least one brain cell before speaking with someone in the service industry.
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I got to celebrate achieving my certification and my first booty stretch marks this week so I’d say it’s been pretty solid.
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Lake Oswego core
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Hey. Don’t be a fucking idiot with your fireworks today, okay?
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Brace yourselves. My new lens will be here Friday (birthday present arriving on birthday - sick), and I’m about to flood your feed with bird pics.
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What my inflated ego thinks I can do after chest day
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